Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DtOnT5rtK19E

http://media.giphy.com/media/dq78kLlT5jrsQ/giphy.gif

this is VERY uppers.jpeg
http://gifcities.org/?q=dog

i missed the deadline on the gif it up contest this year. i think i entered something terrible for it last year. the archive they're trying to promote is organized in the least helpful way to someone trying to comb through it. or at least it was last year.

let's see if i can get my phasing ralphie thing to work here

http://i.imgur.com/taob0aS.gif
http://i.imgur.com/UB5xksA.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/ev3ZkkN.gif

if my calculations are right, all four of those will align every 7.2 billion years

hi ralphie

each of these are .01 seconds apart in total length per cycle (2.83 on the upper-left, 2.87 in the middle, 2.91 on the lower-right)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7dc0f47548e172ee134e23c9bea47453/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo1_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/c23eccac067fb884b7fae297f9549bee/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo2_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/8c34a4370060d9aebf59a9335ea4dc7e/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo3_250.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/31331ffcaef11c7ecdebb5be593994b8/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo4_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/35bd048a8bfa062d1c715f9394f15f1d/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo5_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/d6a584c1be5fea5e57ab9de75589a027/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo6_250.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/9105e70e18d2b0a2b1d2f33368b9d5ea/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo7_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/1513446c39bfa135d1b2d4feb82aee56/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo8_250.gifhttps://68.media.tumblr.com/690251d2bd5fdd78e30444790a4a4da8/tumblr_og1748hyC41qdmmiqo9_250.gif

ideally they'd all start up at the same time, in sync, and then gradually phase with each other only to realign...a long time in the future. unfortunately browsers don't load a set of 9 gifs simultaneously, so they won't start out in sync in the first place. it's odd though, sometimes browsers will load up a set of 2 or 3, or even 4 or 5 gifs and start them at the same exact moment, while loading up the remaining gifs and starting them a bit later. also, sometimes if you load up all 9 of the images (so they're in your cache) and then hit refresh, then the refreshed page will start them all up at the same instant. pretty cool

(ralphie says hi back)

added some harp because why not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXJbsfZyXW4

I apologize in advance for bringing down your thread, but you've brought up something and I don't know where else to discuss it:

http://i.imgur.com/8IE547p.jpg

So let me get this straight - every 16 minutes someone dies of suicide and every 17 minutes someone is left to make sense of it.

That means

every 32 minutes two people have died of suicide and every 34 minutes, there are two people left to make sense of it
every 48 minutes three people have died of suicide and every 51 minutes, there are three people left to make sense of it
every 64 minutes four people have died of suicide and every 68 minutes, there are four people left to make sense of it
every 80 minutes five people have died of suicide and every 85 minutes, there are five people left to make sense of it
every 96 minutes six people have died of suicide and every 102 minutes, there are six people left to make sense of it
every 112 minutes seven people have died of suicide and every 119 minutes, there seven two people left to make sense of it
every 128 minutes eight people have died of suicide and every 136 minutes, there are eight people left to make sense of it
every 144 minutes nine people have died of suicide and every 153 minutes, there are nine people left to make sense of it
every 160 minutes ten people have died of suicide and every 170 minutes, there are ten people left to make sense of it

So by the time the day concludes at 1,440 minutes, we've got 90 people who have died of suicide, but only 84 people who are left to make sense of it. That means six people die of suicide every day with no one left behind to give a fuck.

I dunno, seems like a weird factoid to promote. Bet I know why those half-dozen people got to that point in the first place!

Harp Ralph Phases needs to be a FULL CYCLE.

xp maybe people are getting slower at making sense of it, which has caused a bottleneck of sense-making

hey i'd be cool with this turning into the phasing thread!

You know, I can't think of any Steve Reich cat puns (at least related to his phase stuff).

believe me, i tried too

that reminds me, i did mean to make some sort of 9 lives pun, though. dammit!

six meownos
meowsic for 18 mewosicians
octet (eight lines of string)

I considered the meows, and the octet I thought about ocelot, but nothing very satisfying.

Music for Nine Lives
Purring
Pet Phase
Feline Counterpoint
Patting Music
Paw Organs

There's also that Ligeti piece with a zillion metronomes

i sort of did the calculation (drunkenly, in the spirit of the thread), and the 9 gifs phasing against each other will all align again in...

60,341,152,625.3 years

i was joking about 7.2 billion years, but i waaaaaay undershot it

for anyone wanting to doublecheck me (please do), i'm going with 9 separate images with lengths of:

2.81, 2.80, 2.79, 2.78, 2.77, 2.76, 2.75, 2.74, 2.73 seconds

i dumped that into http://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/math/lcm.php

(actually i multiplied all of those by 100 in order to get rid of the decimals so that online calculator would work, then divided by 100 when it was all over)

i love ralphie so much

I love ralphie too

thread took an interesting turn

this is the same cube river from up above, from a different angle

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5704e4e096ef785bd1d3d3826af5f424/tumblr_ofwalnWf3X1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

and a couple others as well

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b11fe1bc65610e261378417c450eb222/tumblr_ofwan4RBqV1qdmmiqo1_500.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d10c1e3f79402d5e2cb1da94cf9ade0e/tumblr_ofwaouHclL1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

one more because hey why not

http://68.media.tumblr.com/1a6630552290b0110072af560d64a28d/tumblr_ofzezbRNlg1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

im waiting for VR until Karl makes his first app

http://68.media.tumblr.com/88bff6e338d099b2422c02a574d398de/tumblr_ogac0rvfB31qdmmiqo1_r1_500.gif

the barfer

That is awesome. Though I cannot for the life of me imagine the sheer terror you must have gone through compiling that and having to see each frame of that man for hours (no, more credit to you, prob minutes, still though, etc).

definitely. this one was the worst

http://i.imgur.com/AxDMjAW.jpg

Oh man ;_; You are doing god's work, once again.

sorry, i meant this one

http://i.imgur.com/cQYEl3F.jpg

on a more chill note

http://68.media.tumblr.com/e1b939d28b59edcbabcd289993a51119/tumblr_ogavq6k3bH1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

http://68.media.tumblr.com/c77de11c167de528bcc8a313879d1cd2/tumblr_oglnwjj6HG1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

:D

more living room shenanigans, this time with some organ drones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul1xqSrp6xE

this was supposed to be a quick test for something more fun and complicated that i plan on working on the next few weeks. unemployment!

KM I honestly think you should look for an agent at this point

heh, i don't think anyone would be interested. it would be fun to have special agent dale cooper on my side though.

i do need a place to show these things at, though, as fun as they are to set up in my living room

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f485f5a1c7e607135e5483fc0e4eb332/tumblr_ogpp8yHMIF1qdmmiqo2_500.gif

mood

https://68.media.tumblr.com/514683cf398e32fc3157fff4ef2bc2bf/tumblr_ogpzsup5LG1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

Nice

VERY nice, actually

desperately true

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b90ffe0df04705c038ffca27109c678b/tumblr_ogvpsr8Thi1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

http://i.imgur.com/JZcUvqr.jpg

new project

doona great job, karl