The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

Still deciphering G-D CRACK.

lolwtf @ dr. aborto's phallus of doom

WHORES, ALL OF THEM BABY-MURDERING WHORES

SAVE US JEEBUS, SAVE US FROM THE WHORES

The notion of a machine that runs on souls is kinda classic, really.

The container is kinda like the tubes you send yr money in to the drive-up window at the bank. Can you imagine a drive-up abortion clinic, where the fetuses are sent in like @ the bank? The concept has promise, gentlemen.

OH I SEE IT IS AN ANGEL BABYS HOW CLEVAR xpost

the still-classic comment I read once went along the lines of "If God ensouls every fertilized egg, then Heaven is full of human caviar."

gross

dan i encourage you to check out the work of twin cities filmmaker Jon Springer, if you haven't already. he makes gruesome horror films with a strong catholic, pro-life & anti-homo sensibility. you can check his stuff out at cricketfims dot com.

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i may not understand what the hell you are doing, but I'll defend to the death my right to not understand what the hell you are doing.

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ugh this thread sucks d00ds

i think its cool dude wants to participate in the forum or whatever but giving him a thread to jack off onto seems unnecessary

my bad 4 crossing u 'll whyteout conditionz deej. i'm psycho 2 wrong some damn times. respect t' u + yr word

damn hardhead fued out a salty mouth

deeej - what we need is a thread for you to bitch about thsi thread on - that will solve evertyhoing

OT, but that Baghdad shot looks like it's from the Michael Bay version of Jason and the Argonauts.

I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".

Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?

this stall is crowded, im leaving

flush first, will ya!!

The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.

Revised cover sketch-

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Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.

I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.

That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.

G-DCRACK indeed.

Dan, what's your view on contraception?

(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)

I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.

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A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies.
B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus?
C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"

I have a lot of hope for this thread.

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

this'll end well

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

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The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-

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Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

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i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

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FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

Fixed, thanks!

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dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

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NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page

NSFW: painting still in progress

I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW - Ceiling Hillary

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

Last one-

Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-
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GayBear series, all three panels-
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NSFW
NSFW

madre de dios

NSFW, next cartoon in the current 'Taint' series

Something Awful Faithmouse Megathread

The gay bear sketches have tremendous potential, Dan. I recommend that you develop them further.

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Wow.

i <3 that the screeching car tires go "FREEEEEP" lol

there's something of a shared aesthetic imo - you're visual arts and he's performance, but you both totally bring the xtian noize :)

Ted & Raphael Cruz painting ( NSFW )

excessive!

good

that too.

Anyone got a copy of the Faithmouse "G-dcrack" strip? That was a favorite of mine and it appears that most Faithmouse strips have been removed from the web.

would like to see the bernie sanders pancake painting to be used as their campaign image; think that might be the final push

I'd like to fatten his face a little in the portrait and make his hair a little whispier.
I'll repost all of the faithmouse cartoons by the weekend.

well, still working on that, but here's a new cartoon

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Whoa! Missed those last revives. Thanks Dan!

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Yes! That's so awesome.

secret ilxor macklemore

Surprisingly few Trump paintings, not especially with pancakes either, but it's mostly Prince lately?

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Dan Lacey‏ @PainterPancakes May 18

Dan Lacey Retweeted Charlie Daniels
That's nice but I'm sure he can't hear you over all the fiddlin' and the devil screaming DANCE FOR ME

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Rest in peace Roger ailes, you made a difference in this nation, a very great difference.

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I only started following him on twitter in the last year or so, during which time I've mostly seen paintings of Prince, so I'm not sure if he's done other any Faithmouse stuff lately. But it's nice to see her face again after all these years.

Kind of the Chuck Tingle of Christian webcomics really

Dan lives!
I still have his Chase no Face portrait hanging in my office.

And there it is! Probably cancer and surgery tomorrow, not near my optic nerve, and they have pancakes here pic.twitter.com/SdfKRaEUPY

— Dan Lacey (@PainterPancakes) January 18, 2021

Dan just posted that he is going into surgery tomorrow for a brain tumor. If anyone wants to send him your love, prayers, well-wishes, etc., I'm sure he could use that right about now.

if you're reading, best of luck dan!

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that led to me checking to see how dan was doing and unfortunately it's not very well:
https://www.caringbridge.org/public/danlaceysjourney

Dan is currently in hospice care after battling glioblastoma brain cancer over the last year. His two brain surgeries have rendered him cognitively and physically impaired, with significant left side neglect.

We appreciate your support and words of hope and encouragement during this time.

Cards may be sent to P.O. Box 177, Elko New Market, MN 55020.

damn. i'm really sorry to hear that. I hope he can recover.

hospice care suggests no. maybe worth sending a note.

Damn, he had kinda slipped off my radar. Sad to hear that it's taken this turn, but as far as I know, that's the most common outcome with brain cancers.

If you're painting these in a the lobby of a horse track, does that also include the NSFW ones?

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, August 4, 2008 9:56 AM

Not anything inappropriate, but someone has asked me to paint a old west type Gay 90's showgirl stretched out saucily on a divan while holding a tiny umbrella, so I might do that.

― Dan Lacey, Monday, August 4, 2008 10:25 AM

Yeah, do that.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, August 4, 2008 10:59 AM

This man was a gift.

:(

rest in power you incredible weirdo
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What a journey. Thanks for gracing us with your presence, Dan.

RIP, Dan.

Marilynn McNair of Atlanta said she met Lacey outside Paisley Park in October 2016. A woman parked her car and asked Lacey what he was doing. He was holding a photo of Prince as a model for his painting. The woman blurted that she'd love to have that wonderful photo.

"It was his study picture, and he just gave it to her," McNair recalled.

"Dan, u don't know how it feels. One day u'll be famous and then u'll understand."

The facets that made up Dan's life had facets.

RIP to an original

i didn't even know about his Prince phase. what an amazing obituary.

RIP

Oh man, the Dan Lacey days were a trip. Have to confess that I read the who never went inside part of that headline as though he had never been inside anywhere, ever. I am very tired. RIPancakes.

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RIP Dan. You were a star unlike any other.

I’m not sure if this will ever happen, but I’m willing to take a shot b/c Dan loved theses boards & talked to me constantly about them. He promised me a lot of male nudes & time ran out for us. Dan was my best friend & if anyone is has a male nude he painted that they’d like to sell, please let me know. I’ll always be looking for one.

As for all of his pancakes, I hope they stay beloved by the world. Dan wanted more for his art legacy beyond Prince. I was happy to see you all remembering him. I miss him every day.

I somehow missed the news of his death in February, R.I.P.!

I have two Lacey originals that I still love.