Internet people you've had sex with

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does ilx conform with internet statistics?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I'm male and I shagged 0 internet person	29
I'm male and I shagged 1-2 internet person	28
I'm male and I shagged 3-5 internet person	12
I'm female and I shagged 1-2 internet person	8
I'm female and I shagged 3-5 internet person	6
I'm female and I shagged 0 internet person	5
I'm male and I shagged 10-19 internet person	4
I'm male and I shagged 6-9 internet person	4
I'm male and I shagged 20+ internet person	2
I'm female and I shagged 20+ internet person	2
I'm female and I shagged 6-9 internet person	0
I'm female and I shagged 10-19 internet person	0

― ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

i've shagged the whole internet. it just doesn't know yet. BUT IT WILL.

― CharlieNo4, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

"internet person"

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

Does Ariane count?

― Ed, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

does ken c's mum count?

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

male, zero.

― Pashmina, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

my mum has never touched the internet

the internet has touched your mum

xpost

― ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

I have not had sex with anyone I've met on the internet. But I've had sex with people who use the internet.

― chap, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

eew

― ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

prevert!

xpost

― StanM, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

You did mean while they were (harder) using the (faster) inter(hold on)net, right?

― StanM, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

What can I say, I'm nasty.

― chap, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

[insert joke about getting screwed by Ebay etc]

― Ste, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

I was sort of hoping this was going to be "Internet people you've never had sex with."

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

1. harry knowles

― blueski, Monday, 28 January 2008 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

2. 'blueski'

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

shit Ed's already made an Ariane joke

― Embarchie, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

3. Hongroe

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

4. Chris Crocker

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

5 & 6. These two girls. They had one cup with them.

― chap, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

7. Stern John.

― Matt DC, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

8. lolcats

― Bonita Applebum, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

9. Grape-stomping girl. She made that same noise :/

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

10. Al Gore

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 28 January 2008 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

11. Noize

― The Reverend, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

12. Ellen Feiss

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

13. Star Wars kid

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.digibarn.com/collections/screenshots/Screenshots%20Funstuff/ellen_feiss2.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

beep beep

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

14. Moby

― Z S, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

15. Tay Zonday

― The Reverend, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

*may actually be the same person as Moby

― The Reverend, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://chaoskids.com/BABY/graphics/dance.gif

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

16. Randy Constan

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

17. Dane Bowers' foot

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

17 & 18. Amanda Wenk and Leeroy Jenkins 3-way

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

19-20. Mr. T / Hasselhoff DP

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

21-etc Scientology hackers

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

22. 'So not going to happen' guy. He wasn't great.

― chap, Monday, 28 January 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

don't shag internet girls ;[

― burt_stanton, Monday, 28 January 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

23. Ned Raggett

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 28 January 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

24. lolipop✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

25. Luna

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 28 January 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

26. Geezers kiosk

― blueski, Monday, 28 January 2008 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

We still doin' this?

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

27. Three-titted anime gal.

― Eazy, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

"internet people"

― electricsound, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

Do people met through dating sites count? That's the only type of "Internet people" I've had sex with.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

I'm surprised it took most of the thread to get to Luna.

― Mikey Bidness, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

yikes. too many than i'd like to have thought.

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

go mandee

― electricsound, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

My e-shagging predates the internet, and even then it was all met at parties anyway.

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 07:42 (eighteen years ago)

Define "e"

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

it's 2.71828183

― electricsound, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

'e' as in BBSes. People I spoke to in chat, but actually met and knew in person before anything at all happened.

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

(chat as in BBS chat channels with 20-30 people ilx-stylée)

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

I go even further back and had snail-mail wrote to them before meeting them shag partners.

I sense a pattern somehow.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

males bigger internet sluts shocker

― electricsound, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, and it's gone midnight so my mental arithmetic could be crook, but there's a substantially higher percentage of male respondents than female respondents who voted the zero option.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

i was more thinking of the 6+ group

― electricsound, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

I think you need your internet license revoked now, Trayce, stop you getting into trouble. ;p

― Mikey Bidness, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

Handy graph made by me:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2072/2264068424_b2dc7e358a_o.jpg

Not much in it, really.

― JimD, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

omg, just realised that excel automatically assigned blue to boys and pink to girls, wtf??

― JimD, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah its a bit late for that NOW, Mikey!

― Trayce, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

I'm male and I shagged 20+ internet person 2
I'm female and I shagged 20+ internet person 2

Craigslist sex addicts?

― ian, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

that data may have worked better as a scatter or bar graph

― bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

I thought about it, but it's what-makes-more-sense versus what's-easier-to-read, innit? I went with the latter, given that it's only a bit of fun anyway.

― JimD, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

I did not vote in this btw.

― Trayce, Thursday, 14 February 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

i demand a recount

― electricsound, Thursday, 14 February 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

i would likes to have moer internets sex pls.

― chaki, Thursday, 14 February 2008 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

a/s/l

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 14 February 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

I go even further back and had snail-mail wrote to them before meeting them shag partners.

I sense a pattern somehow.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 3:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Back in the day, I used to use homing pigeons to find hookups.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 14 February 2008 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are sluts

― sunny successor, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

i wish the most

― electricsound, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

I'm mostly a mental slut. I never back it up with ackshun.

― Trayce, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

^why i never scored with trayce

― electricsound, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

;)

― electricsound, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahah :)

― Trayce, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

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