'No news is good news'

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This just in: Vast seas of mystery! (Or: Abbott can't tell nuances of an idiom.)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
The absence of news indicates goodness. 12
All news is bad news. 4
There is no such thing as good news.2
There can be no such thing as news if the thing called news is good. 1


Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not even sure if my interpretations mean different things to anyone else but me.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

#2 and #4 are equivalent

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link

If there's no news coming in, you can continue to live the Big Lie and think things are peachy.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Really all I can think of when hearing this phrase is when the Awful Din in Phantom Tollbooth is rehashing it like "No noose is good noose!" and other phrases that sound phonetically similar, just tons of them. The phrase was like "namyo-ho-rendenkyo" (cannot spell) for me until a few years ago!

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

It's #1, with a vague implication of #2/#4.

I.e., you have nothing to report = things must be moving along apace, then, no disruptions, smooth sailing is good sailing

nabisco, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://photos7.flickr.com/7372293_37b4ce243f_m.jpg

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link

It's like with a refrigerator

nabisco, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

See THAT phrase has a lot more resonance for me because I am secure in knowing it means nothing!

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Also for a while I thought "no news is good news" was an argument against human interest pieces.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I think it's pretty similar in idea to "May you live in uninteresting times"

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

That is so bleak!

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

interest ≠ horribly depressing!

(I know everyone here knows this)
(I think I overthink way too many turns of phrase)

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I learned recently that its most noble use is as something to say to people when you ask them what they've been up to and they have no answer.

nabisco, Thursday, 24 January 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

No news is what it is.

weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

rock hardy otm, kinda, but a little dark in his interpretation. It's like when someone says, "I'll call you if I have any trouble." If they don't call, that must mean everything went fine.

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link

If you haven't heard from your grandmother in a few months, that must mean everyone in the family is still alive.

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

or your grandma is dead and nobody has bothered to check on her

Rubyredd, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually my great-grandma died and deliberately didn't tell me until after the funeral.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, my FAMILY (parents) deliberately did not tell me.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

If your deadbeat brother doesn't keep in touch lately, it must mean he doesn't need to borrow any money.

xpost lol at ruby

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jakekaligis.com/images/gary.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link

abbott -- i found out yesterday that one of my uncles died, and NOBODY in the family had bothered to tell me a) he was in a coma, b) he was in a coma because he tried to kill himself with insulin, or c) he tried to kill himself with insulin because his much-too-young-for-him third wife had left him for another woman.

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

ohyeah, he had been in a coma for FIVE MONTHS. In that time, it never occurred to anyone to mention any of this to me.Too shameful, I have to assume.

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahha Family surprises. You can either laugh, or cry, or get really mad, or eat something, or drink too much for the night, or listen to the radio, or take a long drive, or some combination of the above, or something else.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

it bummed me out, but in a kind of fascinating way. I mean, what drama!

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

It is a SURREAL feeling for sure! And sad.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I watched a western. I guess that's how I deal with death.

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought "may you live in uninteresting times" was a positive thing, as it plays on the old Chinese curse "may you live in interesting times" ie, your life will be full of chaos and fuckupedness. So like - no news is good news, to bring it back.

Trayce, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought "may you live in uninteresting times" was a positive thing

it is, that's what he said. Hence the "good news" part of the phrase.

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link

What I was saying, Trayce, is that I think it's kind of terrible that uninteresting means positive. I kind of hate 'interesting' as a euphemistic, pseudo-diplomatic term but that is just me.

Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, but "may you live in interesting times" isn't just using a flat meaning of "interesting"; there's an evil smirk

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Which I'm guessing is what Ab has issue with? The wry use of the word. Like when you sarily say "mmmm *interesting*" to someone I suppose.

Trayce, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

sarily = sarkily. Eyes bleary. Day bad.

Trayce, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

surely evil smirks have a valid place in the lexicon

kenan, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Abbott, I just want you to know that I've wondered about this phrase for my whole life. You're not the only one!

Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:38 (sixteen years ago) link

rock hardy otm, kinda, but a little dark in his interpretation.

My specialty.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

no news is better than bad newwsss

rockapads, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:45 (sixteen years ago) link

News is rarely neutral. It's often filtered through the news provider's world view.

So in the UK when Radio 4 Today programme says 'And here is the news', the tone is all too often:

'The word is going to hell - and here's the latest reasons why...'

(Not that they really believe it, but their loathsome presenters love the acquired gravitas of 'this is serious/doom and gloom')

Bob Six, Thursday, 24 January 2008 08:18 (sixteen years ago) link

* ahem - 'world'

Bob Six, Thursday, 24 January 2008 08:20 (sixteen years ago) link

The other day my wife mistakenly said "Nothing is news under the sun," -- which is only a subtle difference but I kind of like it.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

None of the above.

Of course you can get good news, that's just silly to think otherwise. but hearing nothing, yeah bad things could still be happening.

Ste, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

What I want to know is what about newts?

Laurel, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean they are pretty cuet in their way.

Laurel, Thursday, 24 January 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to think it meant #2 and was v.confused, but then realised it was actually supposed to mean #1.

Alba, Thursday, 24 January 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

It's obviously number one.

There are quite afew of these common phrases that have to be untangled a bit, though - I only figured out 'have your cake and eat it' fairly recently.

chap, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

'Keep your cake and eat it' would be better phrasing.

chap, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

This is just a misheard version of "No snoose is good news." Which, if you've ever known a snoose chewer makes complete sense, if only from the pov of the onlookers.

Aimless, Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Laurel,

I love newts. They would make homes in my basement bedroom window well. So cute! But sometimes in winter I'd find mummified newts. :{ Which I thoufght were really neat, but I am one of 'those people.'

Abbott, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Can someone untangle the common phrase 'chickens coming home to roost'? Why is this a bad thing?

Bob Six, Friday, 25 January 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

dude chickens are some asshole animals

El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, the cake one always used to irritate me!

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I still don't really get what "The exception proves the rule" is supposed to mean. It seems flat out wrong to me.

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

it means that looking at exceptions is the best way to understand the validity of a rule

and what, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

although yeah its been corrupted into an excuse to just throw inconvenient stuff under the rug

and what, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

So shouldn't it be "The lack of exceptions proves the rule"?

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Or is it an archaic sense of "prove" that actually means "test" or something.

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

yes.

energy flash gordon, Sunday, 27 January 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Not really (and I only found this out a couple of weeks ago). It's more like and what says. It's kind of a circular logic. For something to be an exception, it means there must be something there to be an exception to. If you see an exception such as "Only guide dogs allowed on the premises", that's an exception that proves the rule that, in general, dogs are not allowed.

Alba, Sunday, 27 January 2008 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link

(but yes, it is usually just used in a folksy way that doesn't really mean anything, so no wonder everyone gets confused)

Alba, Sunday, 27 January 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link

It's difficult to use in a non-folksy way...

Otherwise professional philosphers would use it a kind of joker card : "My Grand Unifying Theory of Everything is clearly true - your objection being the exception that proves the rule."

Bob Six, Sunday, 27 January 2008 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, in philosophy, it would be uselessly circular, but not when there's any kind of authority making the rules (as with the guide dog example).

Alba, Sunday, 27 January 2008 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link


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