The Howard Stern Thread

oh damn i really need to start listening again...

― ryan, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

start with todays show

http://www.sendspace.com/file/xbqe2f

― chaki, Friday, 18 January 2008 01:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

coughusenetcough

― J, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

todays mastertape theatre was from 1990. papa john phillips came in for the news. it was awes.

― chaki, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

awesome show today

Howard Stern Radio Show - 01-30-08

* Artie's Letterman Appearance Discussed. 01/30/08. 6:00am
* Artie's Nightmare Before Letterman. 01/30/08. 6:10am
* Is Sal Mean Or Just Plain Dumb? 01/30/08. 7:00am
* Sal In Tears. 01/30/08. 7:25am
* Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview And Howard's Chair Discussions. 01/30/08. 7:45am
* JD Investigating Carmen Electra's Love Life. 01/30/08. 8:20am
* Various News Stories. 01/30/08. 8:30am
* Beat The Foot With Big Foot And Michelle. 01/30/08. 8:35am
* Howard Talks Pinworms With Mom. 01/30/08. 9:25am
* Eric The Midget Checks In. 01/30/08. 9:40am
* Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 01/30/08. 9:45am
* Robin's News. 01/30/08. 9:50am

http://rapidshare.com/files/87865000/01.30.2008-cf.rar.html

― chaki, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 18:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

I was using usenet before but the 'thehsDaily' link looks easier. Thanks Chaki.

― calstars, Thursday, 31 January 2008 02:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

what is this "TWUS paxton only" stuff on that first blog?

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

okay... wrap up show is TWUS.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Beetlejuice got new teeth

― chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 09:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

I once visited Beetlejuice's website, where I clicked on and viewed what is still, literally, the most horrifying, degrading piece of video content I have ever seen: Beetlejuice, as a hired 'guest' at some meathead's bachelor party, having sex with a pair of miserable looking stripper/hookers, while rapey dudes chanted and pumped their fists in a circle around the action.

Seriously, it was absolutely soul-crushing on every level. I would rather watch a 2 Girls 1 Cup remake starring my grandparents than watch that again.

That said, the original version of The Beetlejuice Song is the single most important piece of music of the last 50 years.

― Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 28 February 2008 11:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

'rapey dudes'

― calstars, Thursday, 28 February 2008 12:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

I saw Beetlejuice in my post office a few months ago. He walked in with a woman who looked just like him.

― Capitaine Jay Vee, Thursday, 28 February 2008 13:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

thats his sister

― chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 14:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Anyway, more about these new teeth (I'm in a Stern-free country)... were Stern and the guys debating them? I remember them tearing into Ms. Howard Stern when she got her teeth capped.

― Savannah Smiles, Thursday, 28 February 2008 14:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

chaki, can you hook up some more links?

― carne asada, Thursday, 28 February 2008 15:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

those links work fine.

― chaki, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, thanks! they wouldn't work for me before for some reason.

― carne asada, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

hey, thanks for posting these, chaki. i haven't heard stern since i downloaded the first sirius show.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 28 February 2008 17:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

today wyclef humped robin

― chaki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Stay classy, Howard Stern!

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

Beetlejuice, as a hired 'guest' at some meathead's bachelor party, having sex with a pair of miserable looking stripper/hookers, while rapey dudes chanted and pumped their fists in a circle around the action.

Woah. I saw Beetlejuice in a bar near Lincoln Ctr once. He was there as part of the entertainment for a bachelor party and there were stripper-ish looking ladies in tow too. I guess I know what they were up to later that evening now. *shudders*

― ENBB, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

winamp has his show delayed one day if u find the shoutcast section and search for crystal and stern

― danbunny, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 05:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

link to video?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 06:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

its in th radio section

― danbunny, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 06:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

― am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

How many times is Robin going to start her complaining by saying "Again..."

― calstars, Saturday, 22 January 2011 20:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

didn't this guy lose all credibility by trading in long-suffering wife for a model?

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

how would bangin a hot broad hurt his credibility

i basically think anyone who doesnt love stern is a ninny.

― David Warner (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

Howard Stern is marginally talented, but a philistine who lost his working-class-ignoramus cred when he traded long-suffering wife in for some chippie.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 6:38 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

Given a choice of two doors, one marked "I'm a ninny" and the other "I love Howard Stern", I would always walk through the first and happily join my people on the other side.

― Aimless, Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

take it to the ninny thread

― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's already on my to-do list.

― Aimless, Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

have fun, i'll be outside

― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Sunday, 23 January 2011 01:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

Very worried about Howard Stern's credibility. How can I trust his fart jokes, now?

― Kaolin Warrior (KMS), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

When you make ONE movie near the height of your fame and it's an autobiographical ode to how much you love your wife... well, who's the ninny when ya ditch her?

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

ditch her, i.e. giving her half your assets and agreeing to never talk about her on air again?

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 January 2011 07:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

grading on the universal divorce curve

life wd be so much easier if hets didnt swear eternal love (lol)

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 09:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

i love howard stern and i'm still a ninny.

as for him losing credibility b/c he divorced his first wife ... really, that's so old hat that i don't feel like discussing it. if HS is to be believed, though, and without access to the divorce/property settlement papers, it had more to do with his workaholism than anything else. and just b/c he's divorced doesn't mean that he still doesn't love his original wife.

― i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 10:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

i mean, really, Howard is like an older brother that i never had but always wished that i did. and it didn't hurt that he was (is?) really kind of a nerdy guy himself (THAT gives him more credibility to many of his longtime fans than his marital status). sort of a "it gets better" for teenage hetero males in the NYC or Philly metro areas who grew up during the late 80s/early 90s. or that's what i think anyway.

― i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 10:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

i guess I just remember his AIDS jokes of the mid '80s

and that he doesnt know about anything except showbiz, there's that

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 11:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh, i don't dispute that he's said plenty of questionable (and downright ugly) things over the years. that's part of the price of admission, i suppose.

that he's become relatively gay-friendly in his middle age may be a sort of atonement for the AIDS jokes. though he still isn't above telling a gay joke.

― i want to eat unicorn meat (Eisbaer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 11:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

He was screaming about Palin being a C**T last week, so he's okay with me on some level.

― philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Sunday, 23 January 2011 12:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

Didn't he have something to say about Piers Morgan, or was that newspaper misrepresentation (UK Press division)

― Mark G, Monday, 24 January 2011 10:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

When you make ONE movie near the height of your fame and it's an autobiographical ode to how much you love your wife... well, who's the ninny when ya ditch her?

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, this is it: A statement 'needs' to be made about this, specifically because he made such an issue about it during this film and the book.

Which he may well have done, so I don't know.

I bought the book on my first visit to NY (read it on the flight back), and rented the movie some time after it came out, he's not that big over here (although he's been on the Chris Evans TFIFriday prog, eventually deciding they both were kindred spirits after all (and then left each other alone, thank F)...

― Mark G, Monday, 24 January 2011 10:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

He did an interview with Piers last week for his new show, it's worth having a look as PM tries to be all combative at first and Stern just blows through it all, like he's heard it all a million times before, kinda funny.

― philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Monday, 24 January 2011 12:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

I watched the first half hour of the interview. Howard came off well I thought, deflecting Piers without much difficulty. The next day on Howard's show he was saying in retrospect that he was sorry he didn't get to talk about what he was promoting until much later in the interview. Having the guest schill for their product is standard interview practice in America -- perhaps this is not the case in England, so they may have been playing different ballgames to start with. So no one came out the winner. Sweeping the camera around the ground, shooting up, and the weird blue 80s vibe of Piers' studio were somewhat distracting.

― calstars, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also awaiting judgemental commentary from Howard about Oprah's sister

― calstars, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

Having the guest schill for their product is standard interview practice in America

It is here, also, but then again, the ones PMorg does here are more "shill by association", i.e. the artists (eg) has a new album out, everyone kinda knows, but there's no need to produce it/wave it around..

As opposed to the Graham Norton one, where he produces the book and says I've been fascnated by this, and the guest goes o rly, thx....

― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 09:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

At the minute the show is really coasting, losing Artie, and not bringing people into his chair on a temp basis like they did with Jackie is a big mistake as the focus is on Howard and Robin's personal lives which are both hella boring at the minute. Also, there's also a curious disconnect wrt the second tier people, very little of the interpersonal backroom stuff is happening, which is the stuff that I like to hear to be honest.

― philippe is standing on it (MaresNest), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 11:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

lisa glassberg takes shits at work

― calstars, Friday, 14 September 2012 13:36 (8 months ago) Permalink

― dylannn, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 06:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

T o p l e s s

― calstars, Friday, 21 September 2012 22:38 (8 months ago) Permalink

he looks way more like a nascar guy in this, or like a guy who would drive a corvette convertible painted with pace car livery.

and robin. robin. robin. how did "jungle" jim florentine ever get her?

― dylannn, Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:43 (8 months ago) Permalink

how bout comin up here and gettin topless? any problem with that?

― dylannn, Saturday, 22 September 2012 01:47 (8 months ago) Permalink

Forget these wives...let's f some whores!

― calstars, Saturday, 22 September 2012 14:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

http://www.siriusxm.com/freetrial?campaign=CHEVY1YR

Is working right now for a free year, works on phone and online.

― svend, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:03 (7 months ago) Permalink

the sour shoes appearance was wonderful and sad. lisa g made him orgasm by touching his shoulders. he talked about going to gary's dad's funeral. wound up hanzi with a gary impression. he explained that he got hit by a fastball when he was a kid and started having "weird thoughts" after. but he seems superficially pretty normal. he's fit in well, riffing on lines from howard. and it's cool to hear howard's genuine fascination with him. i dunno.

calstars, your thoughts?

― dylannn, Sunday, 30 September 2012 07:58 (7 months ago) Permalink

sour shoes was funnier and faster than shuli, for sure. shuli has a history of bringing the show to a grinding halt (see: shuli getting emotional after artie refers to the killers of comedy as the "hackpack").

― dylannn, Sunday, 30 September 2012 08:01 (7 months ago) Permalink

― dylannn, Sunday, 30 September 2012 08:03 (7 months ago) Permalink

As far as I can tell, Sour is on the autistic spectrum somewhere, evidenced by his difficulty with interaction (voices, never having had a relationship), his ability to recall facts, and musical talent. He also said he works at a place called 'Autism Speaks.' And on the top of one of his keyboard he had a Thomas the Tank toy, a favorite of children on the spectrum.

― calstars, Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:02 (7 months ago) Permalink

The JD/Jason fight (Howard TV version) was so hard to watch. JD has gained weight and looks stressed out.

― calstars, Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:26 (7 months ago) Permalink

oh my god Steve I'm really busy can I call you right back?

― calstars, Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:27 (7 months ago) Permalink

Watching that Artie/Shuli clip just reminds me of how much Artie brought to the show.

― calstars, Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:35 (7 months ago) Permalink

Sour Shoes is kinda Chillwave

― Pat Ast vs Jean Arp (MaresNest), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:24 (7 months ago) Permalink

because keyboards and soft rock?

― dylannn, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:52 (7 months ago) Permalink

I think so, the fuzziness of cheap gear and the ramdom way that he slows down in the middle of a song or changes suddenly to another, maybe it's more Ariel Pink.

― Pat Ast vs Jean Arp (MaresNest), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:46 (7 months ago) Permalink

Why the hell is Shuli sitting in the chair? He doesn't belong there.

― calstars, Monday, 5 November 2012 17:22 (6 months ago) Permalink

i never got benjy and he brings next to nothing to the table as an on-air personality (hard to judge his talents as a writer, since a lot is done behind the scenes, right? so, i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt). shuli just doesn't get the rhythm of the show, has a grating personality, isn't quick on his feet on-air, and his voice annoys me.

is robin back in the studio for the recent shows?

― dylannn, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 09:47 (6 months ago) Permalink

i can watch artie ripping shuli in that clip over and
over and over
and over
again.

he claims, "i've been doing standup for 13 years." :(

"wow, shuli's like a chick."

― dylannn, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 09:50 (6 months ago) Permalink

Robin is still home and there was a great moment from 10/31 when Robin screamed at Richard I WAS HERE A WEEK AFTER A 12 HOUR OPERATION

― calstars, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 13:47 (6 months ago) Permalink

see, that's why i wondered. she kept talking about being there....

same show, i think, howard was talking about how he had gotten an isdn line ready to do the show during the storm, just in case. how about this? let everyone stay at home. conference call it.

― dylannn, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:59 (6 months ago) Permalink

ISDN would work fine I think. I was lucky enough to hear their live test, about 5 years ago, around 7 or 8 at night. Everyone was on, even Artie. Sounded just like the regular show.

― calstars, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 02:22 (6 months ago) Permalink

i just got in my car to buy a tin and some spinach dip and heard a few minutes of the replay... ahhhhh, sour shoes BACK.

― dylannn, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 04:43 (6 months ago) Permalink

Sour is so awesome.

― calstars, Saturday, 10 November 2012 21:46 (6 months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgtYsRUKO2U

― calstars, Saturday, 24 November 2012 16:22 (6 months ago) Permalink

The Wrap Up show is just too short, it's often much better than the actual show, the JD/Jason situation and the fallout from the What Annoys You Most About Howard game, for instance.

― 2012 The Year We Made Content (MaresNest), Sunday, 25 November 2012 11:46 (6 months ago) Permalink

i hate gary on the radio. i hate when he runs into the studio to ask a guest some useless fucking question. i hate the lame jokes about him. i hate his voice on the dumb microphone in his office. i hate jon hein. i hate any show that allows steve brandano to broadcast his voice. i hate the black keys.

but i love hearing jd.

and i still listen to the wrap up show. but that's where i draw the line. no intern show or back room radio or whatever the hell they've got now.

― dylannn, Sunday, 25 November 2012 11:56 (6 months ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/user/IWantYouToGoToJail

lots of howard tv clipx

― dylannn, Sunday, 25 November 2012 11:57 (6 months ago) Permalink

― dylannn, Sunday, 25 November 2012 12:04 (6 months ago) Permalink

Heh, the only person that drives me crazy is Scott DePace, mostly the fact that he's a total dummy.

― 2012 The Year We Made Content (MaresNest), Sunday, 25 November 2012 12:17 (6 months ago) Permalink

"My professional life is a noine, but my personal life's a two ."

― calstars, Sunday, 25 November 2012 18:58 (6 months ago) Permalink

The video to his ex?

― 2012 The Year We Made Content (MaresNest), Sunday, 25 November 2012 19:37 (6 months ago) Permalink

yes, the babapology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xij1cfhyj48

― calstars, Sunday, 25 November 2012 22:16 (6 months ago) Permalink

i can't get enough of sour shoes doing gary, riffing on his playlist song intros, his noines, referencing obscure promotional events from the late-80s.

― dylannn, Monday, 26 November 2012 04:28 (6 months ago) Permalink

Howard peeing in the bathroom on Monday - trying to follow the caller's advice on how to get rid of the dribble - with the remote mic was pretty funny.

― calstars, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 13:37 (5 months ago) Permalink

XP - Gary's 'real quick' = genius

― MaresNest, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 14:51 (5 months ago) Permalink

i missed the dribble! first hour was pretty slow.

― dylannn, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 14:58 (5 months ago) Permalink

i seriously just watched the stuttering john vs. cabbie fight for the first time.

i knew the outcome and i think i listened to the audio. but what a great fight. no matter what john is up to now, i hope he's doing okay. (and i think he's like a fake writer for leno, still... so good luck with that)

― dylannn, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 15:01 (5 months ago) Permalink

dribbling was during the news, out of nowhere

― calstars, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:07 (5 months ago) Permalink

Nice move going to ETM when discussing possible replacements for the kid on Two and a Half Men.

― calstars, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 16:08 (5 months ago) Permalink

okay my favorite thing this week was coming out of a tradio call, playing "legs" and hitting the post, then doing drops for every radio station ever. "southern new england's best rock. come on, everybody. 24 days until the world ends. let's try to give some tickets away. YEAHHH comin at you. i'm johnny dark."

― dylannn, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

http://www.teddwebb.com/showcase/where_are_they_now/johnny_dark.html

― dylannn, Saturday, 1 December 2012 23:27 (5 months ago) Permalink

great bill hicks interview from oct 93

― black redhead (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:37 (5 months ago) Permalink

Does anybody know a decent t0rr3nt site where I could get some other 101 shows like the back office radio show? Now d3m0n0id is gone I'm a little lost.

― MaresNest, Sunday, 2 December 2012 12:18 (5 months ago) Permalink

i would love a torrent source of the embedded show with medicated pete.

can't get enough medicated pete.

― dylannn, Sunday, 2 December 2012 12:37 (5 months ago) Permalink

who else is excited for the beautiful penis contest?

― dylannn, Sunday, 2 December 2012 12:39 (5 months ago) Permalink

black on black is worth checking out, too, if you've ever wanted to hear king of all blacks sing bobby womack.

― dylannn, Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:12 (5 months ago) Permalink

Does anybody know a decent t0rr3nt site where I could get some other 101 shows like the back office radio show? Now d3m0n0id is gone I'm a little lost.

― MaresNest, Sunday, December 2, 2012 12:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― calstars, Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:53 (5 months ago) Permalink

two great interviews from this week. they both start out normally and gradually you find out 1) dave attell hasn't gotten laid in a year and spends "night and day" working on a vintage porn show, watching porn all day and jerking off ~3 times a day , and 2) fred armisen is a horrible boyfriend

― you are my capitalism (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 6 January 2013 09:08 (4 months ago) Permalink