What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?

the bull

Crafty Beaver

s-dawg

Sandilocks

Sandralingus

Poontang

can't believe i didn't think of sandilocks...

boyfriend suggested it. he also came up with Sandy Beaver.

i also thought of Sandy Beaver. fun.

here is a story:
once, while on the best acid trip of my existence (and...uh, i used to do a lot of acid), the local movie theater was playing Crash. But the marquee read: Sandra Bullock in Crash. so i said, "more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie. later, i even invented a musical spin-off, called My Pants: The Movie: The Musical. the only song i ever came up with went like this:

PANTS GUY: Look at my pants!
CHORUS: Those pants are grand!
PANTS GUY: My pants are grand!
CHORUS: YOUR....PANTS....ARE....GRAND!!!

and so on.

it was very very good acid.

Sandra "The Baby Bull" Bullock

see: post #1

http://www.fightnightnews.com/pics/jdiaz.jpg

Bertie Big Bullocks

"more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie."

i remember this vividly, drinking magnetic champagne

Sandra "Never Mind The" Bullock

magnetic champagne??! i always forget u 2 have this secret connection situation...

'dra

oo that's hot

wldnt call her anything, i'd lick her silly
(j/k)

haaaa. i saw love potion no. 9 the other day -- it was fucking amazing!!

also, i really need to see Crash. or do i?

Crash is gar-bage. for real, i hated it.

damn. see i wanted it to live up to the hype.

Dude, it is like the dirtiest Cronenberg, a porno with cars and leg braces. I vote YES on proposition CRASH!

haha okay, well looks like i gotta rent it

UGH. Crash by Cronenberg (based on the JG Ballard novel) is a different movie.

Crash with Sandra Bullock (aka My Pants: The Movie) is about racism and classism in contemporary LA. it is awful.

Crash by Cronenberg is great though. i mean, a lot of people have told me they couldn't get past the first 30 minutes, but if you have a stomach for weird sex shit and lots of blood/scars, it is worth it.

wildcat

The Sandwinkle and Bullrocky Show, and/or Sandy Bullrock (as per the Flintstones' celeb naming system).

have we had a Sandra Bullock movie poll? (28 Days FTW)

"wild" bull sandrock

this made me smile.

What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?

Poll Closing Date: Friday, 18 January 2008 11:00

Answer it.
Sandra
Sandy
S
San
Sandarooni
Sand
Sandrina!
Ugly

Vote Clear

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:22 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

bulloxi blues

sandra "from the" bullock

Minnie Driver.

I've always been bad at recognising people.

Sandinista

Bullo

sbully

'Dra

HAHAHA -- sandra "from the" bullock

love it stevo

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Sandwoman

where was "greatest actress of all time" option

ellen degeneres was quoted in elle(?) as saying if she had to pick a celebrity to be president, she'd go with sand.

Bullock and Jesse James have a house in the Belmont Shore area of Long Beach. When I still lived in LB, I'd see them around town every so often.

I lived in austin '98-'00 and never saw her (or her alleged Ford Explorer) once. Nor Jennifer Aniston. Did see Matthew McConaghey at a bar once.

s-bomb
speedy
jim j

SANDRA 'MENTAL' BULLOCK!!!

if you had a Nazi bong, you'd pretty much have to call it the Gas Chamber, right?

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa brrrrro

lol

b-dawg

got herself a baby

the shotgun must be very proud of his accomplishment

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/10/9680/speed_sandra_bullock_keanu_reeves.jpg

Sandrina!

found on friends toilet

makes me sad; I can't pee at u, San :(

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208377_10100522962905029_8832499_60897476_7285580_n.jpg

if that's where you're peeing, you're peeing in the wrong place, mister

arguably the best thread in ilx history IMO

yes

Also in answer to the og q - Sandy, def. I love her.

Sondrah

i have to admit that i am really proud of this thread

the great sandini

http://f0.bcbits.com/z/25/76/2576631616-1.jpg

desandra bullhart

Are you James Corden?

is that a fat jibe

is that a question?

a question, mark

http://forums.g4tv.com/images/smilies/custom/8-10.gif

^^^ above album is PRETTY AWESOME btw. is there an ilm thread on theesatisfaction yet?

if that's where you're peeing, you're peeing in the wrong place, mister
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:04 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think that's where mister ended up peeing after seeing the sandra pic?

that toilet certainly needed a clean though.

Sandinka

Sandbull

desandra bullhart

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 09:36 (11 months ago) Permalink

Classic thread

if I ever find myself with a chance to meet her* I'm gonna get her to sign this:

http://i1.ytimg.com/i/Mh5ebZMjuPgCj2QUyOaIqw/mq1.jpg

*not gonna happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCRXAFi9T8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6oGwEPVuNA

According to Simone Gad from the Speed bus, everyone called her Sandy.

http://iwastheretoo.wolfpop.com/audio/20676/speed-with-the-passengers-of-bus-2525

omg

http://cdn.stagebloc.com/production/photos/4141/large/20150126_214038_4141_687603.jpeg

that was a great episode of i was there too. i wanna know keanu's brown rice recipe!

I halfway think I want to know, halfway think that maybe Keanu was just tossing some five-spice in there or something.

Here's the interview he references, too! It is SUCH A TREAT

http://www.hitfix.com/in-contention/speed-20th-anniversary-meet-the-passengers-of-bus-2525/1

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/39A2898B-58B1-477B-8381-1FE3EF45E495_zpstadbe1fb.jpg

http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/how-i-tried-to-figure-out-if-sandra-bullock-owns-a-forg-1794238061

-otten-race-track-in-central-texas

underrated revive by stevie d last october

^^

I called her SB for years, which ultimately morphed into 51.

i actually took it a little personally when no one commented on my revive

i would imagine! have we talked about Sandra Bullock's sister Gesine?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/a0/c3/47a0c3176e90f3259e4653b0e733495c.jpg

Best post in a great thread:

once, while on the best acid trip of my existence (and...uh, i used to do a lot of acid), the local movie theater was playing Crash. But the marquee read: Sandra Bullock in Crash. so i said, "more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie. later, i even invented a musical spin-off, called My Pants: The Movie: The Musical. the only song i ever came up with went like this:

PANTS GUY: Look at my pants!
CHORUS: Those pants are grand!
PANTS GUY: My pants are grand!
CHORUS: YOUR....PANTS....ARE....GRAND!!!

and so on.

it was very very good acid.

― the table is the table

underrated revive by stevie d last october

u mean october before last

thinking a lot abt Sandy today and feel like I should review the 90's Sandy canon (A Time To Kill, The Net, Hope Floats, Practical Magic, etc)

Saaaaooooouuuwwwndra

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 26, 2010 11:57 AM bookmarkflaglink

still OTM

the NET! i haven't seen it in so long, i forget what actually happens. probably a lot of netscape navigating

I just remember the secret back door into everyone's information was... a gigantic icon in the corner of the screen that you clicked on

honestly The Net is an unheralded should-be cult classic, it's so wonderful