CHEESY, SALTY, CRUNCHY, AWESOME

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
CHEEZ-ITS 47
GOLDFISH37


gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

goldfish by a hundred billion light yrs

impudent harlot, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

ya i only fuck with the 'fish.

s1ocki, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

i love both too much.

cheez-its + peanut butter = awesome

gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ritz crackers with actual cheese, you savages.

Any kind of crackers with actual cheese, really.

Oilyrags, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

THANKS FOR SHARING BUT THIS POLL IS FOR CHEESE CRACKERS.

gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm only a cracker on my father's side. My mom is Jewish.

Oilyrags, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

Cheez-Its by a mile. Greatest processed mass-produced snack ever.

Euler, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

i used to be a goldfish guy, but cheez its are just... cheesier.

max, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

but the best thing about either cracker is putting like 16 of them in your mouth and making a huge cheesy mush

max, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

i was just gonna post that grater/vag horror jpeg here, but thought better of it

gershy, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

cheez its
also cheese nips
and fuck it yeah goldfish too

jergïns, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://countrystore.tabasco.com/images/template/cheeseits_res_small.gif
^^^

Jordan, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.happyatheistforum.com/search.php?search_author=Cheezits+of+Nazareth

daria-g, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

White Cheddar Cheez-Itz are one of the greatest foods ever invented!

nickn, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

IT'S GOLDFISH, BITCH

The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

(shoutout to Better Cheddars)

The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

no don't

bernard snowy, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

ORIG GOLDFISH!!! eff cheddar

69, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

cheez-it's and cheese nips are best! esp the cheese/msg-dusted kind!

tehresa, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

WHO LOVES BACON FLAVORED CRACKERS

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE BUGLES TOO

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

yes

jergïns, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

CHICKEN IN A BISQUIT

The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

yah those are awes with tapatio

chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

hi tehresa!

max, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

cheez-its because they are saltier.

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 October 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

hi max dere! when do you come back to ny for visits?

tehresa, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

december! start planning!

max, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

oh man so far away! e-mail me dates! p.s. hint: my bday is in december :D

tehresa, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GROSS FOOD vs. GROSS FOOD

Tape Store, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

someone get tape store some zucchini.

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 October 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

both good, but cheez-its stronger flavor

roxymuzak, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

goldfish in tomato soup :) :) :)

gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

trill

roxymuzak, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

Am I reading the poll closing date correctly? October of 2008 seems a little distant.

Still, it is good to have time to make a considered decision.

Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

haha this is the second time ive done that this month.

gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)

You're living in the future, man.

Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mjyoung.net/imgsrc/doc.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

Not really how I pictured you!

Nice car, though. ;)

Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, I voted, just in case I get killed or something before the balloting is over.

I had to go with the goldfish crackers; not just for myself, but for the children. (My children prefer the goldfish crackers to the Cheez-Its.)

Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

:(

http://www.roxysdaycaresupplies.com/catalog/images/407031.jpg

Mackro Mackro, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

cute!

roxymuzak, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

this is impossible, like immovable rock vs. omnipotent god, but with cheesy goodness.

I ABSTAIN, SIR.

John Justen, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

also max otm re:16 in teh moth awesomes.
tape store = no longer to be trusted.

John Justen, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit mackro mackro so otm it hurts.

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 October 2007 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

Cheez-Its have a stronger flavor, and the hollow part of Goldfish detracts from the experience, I feel, so I prefer Cheez-Its.

Dan I., Friday, 26 October 2007 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

goldfish are for toddlers, cheez-its are for the more refined adult palate.

n/a, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

goldfish are superior bar snacks

get bent, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like these crackers and/or fishies. I know, there's something wrong with me.

nickalicious, Friday, 26 October 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 October 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I find it fitting that Nabisco came to drop science on this in the poll's last hours

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

killing a box of cheez its atm

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

i can't keep those things in the gd house

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

have eaten so many cheez-its in my life

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

for a while there last year walgreens was running a "two boxes for $5" deal and it was like "i should just develop a heroin habit"

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i just had to stop buying these. still gaze at them longingly in the supermarket.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

and by "these" i mean cheez-its, obv

horseshoe, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

i've really been loving whole grain cheddar goldfish

there's a very slight sweetness to them that i really like

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

i am so glad this thread exists

ILE was starting to depress me

geeta, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

i grew up on Goldfish- they were the snacks the parents would put out when company was coming over

brownie, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

I can handle twice my bodyweight in salt, but cheez-its never did it for me

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

could probably go through an equivalent amount of cheetos though

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

weird thing is that objectively cheez-its kinda taste terrible in large amounts but damned if i can stop myself once the seal on the box has been cracked

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

you know what, goldfish never did it for me either. come to think of it, this thread probably just isn't for me. DAYO OUT.

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

goldfish had a certain delicateness (sic) to them that appealed to me

also salt cheese and lard

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, what? You're nuts.

I won't turn down goldfish but Cheez-its are a million times better.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

i sip chardonnay and pop an occasional goldfish to while away the hours

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

^^ the song marvin & chardonnay could have been

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

always kinda preferred pretzel goldfish tbh

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

pretzeled goldfish! the dickens you say

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

pizza goldfish

markers, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

this is depressing

http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/Images/Products/prdLarge_120280.jpg

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

goldfish with a lot of secrets

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

what is wrong with his eyebrow

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

too much cheddar imo

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

cheddar brow

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

'flavor blasted'?! why does snack marketing have to be so violent

geeta, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

flavor...assassinated

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

costco giant milk cartons of goldfish during highschool kinda put me off cheese-flavoured snack crackers for life, so far :/
i will eat Cheezies forever tho!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

xtreme drone blasted cheddar crackers

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

those flavor blasted ones are terrible

one of the best things about goldfish is that they didn't have any nasty powder on them, but the flavor blasters are heavy on the powder

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

for a while there last year walgreens was running a "two boxes for $5" deal and it was like "i should just develop a heroin habit"

after a while the heroin habit was cheaper tbh

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

turning cheddar into powder

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

sometimes... i just don't know

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

for a while there last year walgreens was running a "two boxes for $5" deal and it was like "i should just develop a heroin habit"

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, October 4, 2011 1:39 PM (59 minutes ago)

i have in this dark place before.

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

pepperidge farms so much to answer for

http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/Images/Products/prdLarge_120274.jpg

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

question, over what other snacks are you guys choosing goldfish and cheeze its

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

been in* this dark place

xposts to myself

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

answer: all of them

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

cheddar based? idk

xxpost

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

if the question is shit that i can open a package and immediately stuff in my mouth then pretty sure there's not much i'd pick over these two.

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

man... we are far apart on the snack question then, gr80 my man

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

dayo, you have some terrible opinions!

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

all snack poll? has this been done before on ilx

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

i mean it has to have, but i've averted my eyes for too long

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

i mean at the age of 31 i would probably pick hummus & pita or maybe some brie and water crackers over processed cheese snack crackers, but like i said if the criteria is package-to-mouth i cant think of anything else i'd rather snack on

xposts well this thread is almost 4 years old

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno if a cheese-based snacks poll was done

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

I sometimes forget that Herr's is a midatlantic coast thing, ya'll can be forgiven for not having experienced the best potato chips in the states

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

it's on

brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:01 (fourteen years ago)


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