HOW PC STARTED: THE POLL

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
6 the promotion of excessive drinking	8
3 the teaching of sex and homosexuality to children	7
7 emptying the churches	4
11 encouraging the breakdown of the family	4
10 control and dumbing down of media	3
5 huge immigration to destroy identity	2
2 continual change to create confusion	2
4 the undermining of schools and teachers' authority	1
8 an unreliable legal system with bias against the victim of crime	1
9 dependency on the state or state benefits	0
1 the creation of racism offences	0

― 69, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

6 ftw

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

Number 5 gave the UK both me and high shisha bar availability in the Midlands, so it gets my vote.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

you're huge?

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

what does 2 even mean?

― max r, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

continual confusion to create change?

― Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

you're huge?

It looks like an easy zing to make, but sometimes the simplest zings are the hardest.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

― n/a, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

encouraging the http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d3/300px-Breakdown_skinhead.jpg of the family

― HI DERE, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

i had misread this as "how the pc started" and it was a lot funnier that way

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

Number 10 if it means "allowing racist shitbags to set up idiotic internet sites and get their fat racist faces on daytime TV".

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://oldcomputers.net/pics/ts1000.JPG

OLLLLLLLD SKOOOOOOL

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― max r, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

i thought 10 = foxnews

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

"BE A GOOD CITIZEN: DRINK MOORE ALCOHOL!"

― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

MOORE = MORE
Obviously I'm not advocating stealing Roger Moore's martini.

― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

If I see one more government-funded TV add telling me to get drunk and bum somebody

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

outside a church, whilst telling a teacher to fuck off

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Whilst filling in a benefit claim form?

― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

and being a huge immigrant

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

And divorcing my wife and parents

― I know, right?, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

and suing the bloke I burgled yesterday

― Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

...in a lawsuit you'll probably win because the place you robbed was a church, thus fufilling your monthly "emptying the churches" quota.

― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

.. and selling my story to the Daily Sport

― Mark G, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

And don't forget when you're in the court to wear a different shirt every five minutes because continual change causes confusion - especially if you're a bus driver.

― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Don't worry, your identity has already been destroyed beyond recognition by the huge immigrants

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

DAMMIT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M A PASTEY WHITE DUDE FROM THE WEST MIDLANDS OR A KURDISH NUCLEAR PHYSICIST ANY MORE

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

You can tell by checking your ass for plutonium.

― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

I'm guessing 6 is in it for the win!

― Abbott, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

emptying the churches

― roxymuzak, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

'cause they keep running out of booze

― El Tomboto, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

We could employ the huge immigrants to brew more.

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

at my Harvard interview in the mahoganied-out conference room of some midtown corporate law firm (I really wish I remembered which one), I tried to express the notion that "PC" "doesn't actually exist," but without great success. not that I was gonna get in anyway.

― gabbneb, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

(or cared, especially)

― gabbneb, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

btw, the answer is this

http://www.thinkingms.com/pensieve/homepage/gallery/..%5Cimages/heroes/pdp11-unix.jpg

― gabbneb, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Is that a photo of the Beast Of Brussels?

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

Max Wall is working as a data entry clerk?

― snoball, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

"PUT ON THE GLASSES!"

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 22 October 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Nice!

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

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