The Films of Christian Slater: A Poll

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Which of Christian Slater vehicles has the most horsepower is basically what I'm asking.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Heathers 14
Pump Up the Volume 11
True Romance 8
The Name of the Rose 6
Gleaming the Cube 2
Very Bad Things 2
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 1
Broken Arrow ... 1
Kuffs ($500 Walmart Gift Card for voting for this, please wait 6-8 weeks for delivery) 1
Windtalkers 0
The Deal 0
Hard Rain 0
Jimmy Hollywood (1 Free 2-day rental for voting for this, excludes New Releases and games) 0
Untamed Heart 0
The Legend of Billie Jean 0
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country 0
Mobsters (free order of breadtsicks for voting for this) 0
Young Guns 2 0
Tucker: The Man and His Dream! 0
Bobby0


wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Shirtless, barefoot, mushroom haircut, cool mofo in Pump Up The Volume, listening to Peter Murphy's "I Got a Miniature Secret Camera Eye."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I should admit that this silly movie inspired a handful of us to start an "underground" paper in high school. Nothing happened.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

aw!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I had a 10th grade English teacher who was constantly referencing Pump Up the Volume and Reality Bites. what was up with that dude.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link

amazing how much more distinguished Ethan Hawke's CV!! Hell even River Phoenix! Keanu!

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

All listenin' to Leonard Cohen AND the Descendents. All dick hoppin' around...

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Billie Jean was very good. I hadn't thought of in a while until I started this stupid poll.

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

why is the Wizard not listed?

latebloomer, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Churchill, the Hollyood years!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnhHCFiATQI

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

huh

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

latebloomer OTM. Slater has amazing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" skills, although I think Beau Bridges could take him.

lindseykai, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

heathers is gonna walk with this, but i'm going to vote for 'untamed heart' which was kind of sweet

akm, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link

heathers may be a "better" movie but he serves a better role model for the children in Pump.

da croupier, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf is gleaming the cube, other than worst movie title ever???

gershy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

gleaming the cube = dreadful skateboard movie i actually saw in the cinema.

stevie, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Christian Slater plus John Woo = laffs. Broken Arrow has possibly the worst direction of any Major Motion Picture ever.

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 13:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Where is this little slip?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Bed_of_roses.jpg

HE BUYS SOMEONE A WHOLE LOT OF ROSES, GUYS

Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh I have seen that movie. ugh ugh ugh

horseshoe, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted for Gleaming the Cube.

Just to annoy you.

nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Gleaming the Cube also known as A Brother's Justice (aka Skate or Die according to IMDB but I've never seen it called that!)
Have to vote for PUTV, though. Soundtrack tape introduced me to Sonic Youth. TALK HARD

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I would like if Xtian Slater bought Bat Masterson a rooftop full of roses. (I just saw the trailer for that movie but I think I caught the whole thing, really.)

Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Lets just note that The Legend of Billie Jean was pretty awesome, or at least it was when I was 10.

nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Gleaming the Cube.
just for the shot of them rolling down Harbor Blvd

carne asada, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I"m going with Name of the Rose, for nostalgic reasons. (Ok ok, cause I fancied him in it.) I never really "got" Heathers, I think I just saw that film a little too late. Pump? It was pretty good, but his Jack N schtick got to me.

stevienixed, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

haha I LOVED mobsters when I was like 12, it was the best movie ever.

Mark Clemente, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey, you've missed all the B and C movie crap he's been forced to take since gaining the rep of a raging drunk. Popular stuff on Saturday night on the Sci-Fi channel: In the Dark, Mindhunters, Hollow Man II...

Gorge, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Which film had him and Tara Reid in it?

stevienixed, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Very Bad Things was very bad, but Slater himself was OK. He's been the OK thing about a few lousy movies.

Eazy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost re Tara Reid

In the Dark.

Gorge, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

as someone who had never heard of the Legend of Billie Jean and had to sit through it as an adult when his wife insisted on salvaging it from the $1 bin somewhere... that movie is terrible. And I am usually a BIG fan of teensploitation/kids gone wrong movies. The funniest part is when her midget sidekick (future voice of Bart Simpson) gets her first period.

other than that... um, FAIR IS FAIR what a slogan

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

anyway Heathers in a walk. I love Pump up the Volume as a 15 yo but oof saw it a few years later in college and was appalled.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Gleaming the Cube is only the greatest film of all time.

gabbneb, Thursday, 11 October 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Tnotr and UH are marginally more presentable than Putv and especially Heathers, but it's probably easier to defend the former's scenery-chewing over the lumpen characters of the latter.

gabbneb, Thursday, 11 October 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I forgot he was in tucker, a movie I liked lots at the time and haven't seen since

gabbneb, Thursday, 11 October 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Tnotr and UH are marginally more presentable than Putv and especially Heathers, but it's probably easier to defend the former's scenery-chewing over the lumpen characters of the latter.

uh, switch those formers and latters (should be obv)

gabbneb, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Gleaming the cube, def. What was the one where he had a monkey heart? That was about as spectacular as Bed of Roses.

ENBB, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Totally has to be Pump Up the Volume, tho a younger gother me would have said Heathers.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Monkey heart? This had to make things harder for every teenager who had to get heart surgery at the time. (The man was showing me some post-heart-surgery pamphlet that said "Your friends may ask if you have a monkey heart now." Yikes.)

Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Prince of Thieves FTW

milo z, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

as someone who had never heard of the Legend of Billie Jean and had to sit through it as an adult when his wife insisted on salvaging it from the $1 bin somewhere... that movie is terrible. And I am usually a BIG fan of teensploitation/kids gone wrong movies. The funniest part is when her midget sidekick (future voice of Bart Simpson) gets her first period.

other than that... um, FAIR IS FAIR what a slogan

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 6:51 PM (2 years ago)

I WILL FITE YOU

Also, Yeardly Smith voices Lisa Simpson. You call yourself a Simpsons fan?! Anyway, I just watched it again last night for the 100th time or so and it's still as good as ever.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 26 July 2010 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

A documentary, I'd guess:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17mzfvckdh3i3jpg/original.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link


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