READING + WANKING

WHERE MY FANNY HILL AT?
WHERE MY FANNY HILL BE?
ASKING ALL MY PEOPLE WHERE THE FANNY HILL
ASKING ALL THE PEOPLE 'BOUT MY FANNY HILL

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Used to get all hot'n'heavy with "Last Exit To Brooklyn" until I realised they were all men. Then I had to settle for "Crash", which although deeply depraved at least featured some serious vulva. Alas, my fourteen year-old self didn't really want to see through the pornographic façade and onto the tortured psycho-sexual and social implications of the novels; he only desired graphic scenes of literary rumpy-pumpy, and dammit if Selby Jr's liberal abuse of grammar or Ballard's harrowing depiction of damaged sexuality were gonna stop him getting his rocks off.

OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST USE THE WORLD VULVA IN A POST, LOUIS!

SERIOUS VULVA IS SERIOUS

I think the phrase "some serious vulva" may have never been typed before.

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serious splashback

Oh my goodness it's a Fanny Hill audiobook from Gutenberg project. I am sure mad roffles and sample potential can be found.

this thread sucks

Remy, why u haet perfectly good ansewr "erotica shelved by genre, right next to bed"?

But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural curiosity, through the want of occasions in the strictness of his home-breeding, and the little time he had been in town not having afforded him one, was hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock’d with; and it now fell to my lot to stand his first trial of it, if I could resolve to run the risks of its disproportion to that tender part of me, which such an oversiz’d machine was very fit to lay in ruins.

OUCHIE

His thighs, finely fashioned, and with a florid glossy roundness, gradually tapering away to the knees, seem'd pillars worthy to support that beauteous frame; at the bottom of which I could not, without some remains of terror, some tender emotions too, fix my eyes on that terrible machine, which had, not long before, with such fury broke into, torn, and almost ruin'd those soft, tender parts of mine that had not yet done smarting with the effects of its rage; but behold it now! crest fall'n, reclining its half-capt vermilion head over one of his thighs, quiet, pliant, and to all appearance incapable of the mischiefs and cruelty it had committed.

THAT IS SOME WEANIS

just... wow.

best troll ever, right?

You would ask me, perhaps, whether all this time I enjoy'd any perception of pleasure? I assure you, little or none, till just towards the latter end, a faintish sense of it came on mechanically, from so long a struggle and frequent fret in that ever sensible part; but, in the first place, I had no taste for the person I was suffering the embraces of, on a pure mercenary account; and then, I was not entirely delighted with myself for the jade's part I was playing, whatever excuses I might have to plead for my being brought into it; but then this insensibility kept me so much the mistress of my mind and motions, that I could the better manage so close a counterfeit, through the whole scene of deception.

THE EXQUISITE EROTICA OF FAKING IT

So who's starting the thread on vulva splashback?

sounds like something you'd ride at disneyland

Mrs. Vulva's Wild Ride

Nicholson Baker's Fermata!

Walking and wanking is something I can imagine doing. But running and wanking, no. I wonder why.

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I WANT MY ILX BACK