oreo pizza
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Needs pictures.
― n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know what it is but I want one now.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
the ad makes me NEVER WANT TO EAT AGAIN. ugh ugh ugh.
― JuliaA, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Needs clarification:
oreos as a topping for pizza?
oreos as a crust for pizza?
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
here's one of the ads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkEc67m_jvM
― JuliaA, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
clarification:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkEc67m_jvM
xpost
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
The oreo *is* the pizza.
― G00blar, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
anyone who "needs pictures" to decided whether or not to eat OREO PIZZA needs to check and make sure they still have taste buds
― max, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
WTF
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
no ad: http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2007/09/dominos-oreo-dessert-pizza.html
― sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
It looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jizz.
― n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
what the fuck. it deserves the full expression of the phrase.
― JuliaA, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I bet it's huge in Japan.
― n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Annabeth Gish ... Kat Arujo Julia Roberts ... Daisy Arujo Lili Taylor ... Jojo Oreo ... Pizza Vincent D'Onofrio ... Bill (as Vincent Phillip D'Onofrio) William R. Moses ... Tim Travers
― G00blar, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
it sure does, this should be a poll option
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
the link i posted is actually kind of amusing b/c it's office mates who ordered it just to try the monstrosity.
― sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe that's why it's so fucking nauseating. xp
― JuliaA, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
"That commercial makes it look like c*m-drizzled oreos"
I was gonna say that!!!!!
― Spinspin Sugah, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
The crushed-up-Oreos part seems like a fine idea, but I can practically taste exactly what kind of cheap-ass fluffed-syrup cream-junk they're pouring on top, and it's not pleasant.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
but I can practically taste exactly what kind of cheap-ass fluffed-syrup cream-junk they're pouring on top
"jizz"
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
It's the same kind of crap that would come on top of a 75-cent vending-machine cinnamon bun.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, do not want.
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
(Nabisco, I am not suggesting you know what jizz tastes like, BTW)
oh god no
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
If it were actual jizz on Oreos, at least some people would stand a chance of genuinely enjoying it.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
You guys can act all grossed out, but if you listen to your hearts you will have to vote "i would eat all this oreo pizza."
― n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Be honest with yourselves for once in your lives.
Like if it was just sitting there, you know you would try it.
― n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
if i got drunk enough i would eat the shit out of that pizza
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
You know. It's OREOS.
(all while saying in my mind: WTF WTF WTF)
We tried it, it was shit. The white stuff is more like marshmallow cream than oreo filling (not that it would have been any better if it was oreo filling).
― Dan I., Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
you guys are so full of shit
― max, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
max otm
― horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
wait how am I missing out on a thread with this much jizz on it? I'm totally distracted today.
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
hands-free oreo pizza topping.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
how many threads can that link wreck in one day
― dan m, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
it's a perfectly natural thing, dan. Don't be ashamed.
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I prefer to think of that link as the beginning of new threads. The seed, if you will.
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
That oreo shit is disgusting. And being drunk makes me want steak and curry and protein, never ever ever sweets. Oh god sugar on top of booze soooo bad.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't youtube here at work, and haven't watched tv show with commercials in weeks, but I'll bet a dollar that I could never get stoned munchies enough to eat what you guys are describing.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
OREOS are like 1950s food that hung around cuz people got used to eating them and of course, dunking them in stupid milk.
TS: twinkie filling vs. oreo filling
― pj, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
<i>It looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jizz.</I.
I read this as "it looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jazz".
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Hydrox Pizza
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/oreo.png
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
In theory this Oreo(TM) pizza sounds like the greatest thing ever, but the pictures of the actual product are REVOLTING.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I prefer the CHOCO TACO.
― n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Which is actually delicious.
actually
Thanks, tremedoid. That would make sense; the lower-quality cheese thing and probably adjustments to the crust recipe and stuff. I had a couple of slices at a friend's place earlier in the year, and it was not what I remembered it once being.
Hot pocket turned inside-out, ack!
― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't help but wonder what GARU G would have to say about the "kitty litter cake" pic upthread.
― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link
hmm.
http://inlinethumb54.webshots.com/17909/2126521250068014149S425x425Q85.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i3.tinypic.com/525t4i0.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link
^^ scene from Domino's test kitchen
― dell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
lol looks like a still from Cronenberg's Shivers
― latebloomer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i love oreos and oreo flavored things but this is just nasty
― latebloomer, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cookiemadness.net/ddloreos%20007.jpg
^^^^^ ¿Dondé comprar?
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd hit it.
― G00blar, Friday, 14 September 2007 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link
cakesters: y or n?
― jeff, Friday, 14 September 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
It can't be that bad.
― Jeff, Friday, 14 September 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link
ok this half-assed oreo pizza thing is gross and dumb but srsly - people don't like oreos??? i haven't had any in years (!) so maybe it's a childhood nostalgia thing but oreos are good! oh but also i remember american friends/aquaintances always saying that canadian oreos were like 345234 times better than american oreos. i don't think i've ever tried american oreos. wld do this taste test though.
― rrrobyn, Friday, 14 September 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
siding with american, however, i do want to try a chocotaco one of these days and i don't think they exist here. oreo ice cream and ice cream sandwiches do though, and they are goood.
― rrrobyn, Friday, 14 September 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
oreo milkshakes or oreos in ice cream are good
― latebloomer, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
chocotacos are down by law, u have to get them with the shells properly stale and chewy = delight. oreos are alright i guess, i don't bother with them.
― tremendoid, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link
God the ad for this stuff is so fucking disgusting. Sorry I'm late to the party.
― 31g, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
taco bell should come out with a rasberry chalupa! i don't even like rasberry anything but it rolls off the tongue really well. it's spelled 'raspberry'?!
― tremendoid, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link
oreos are great, rrobyn!
― horseshoe, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:59 (sixteen years ago) link
the shells properly stale and chewy
I had never previously realized how absolutely key and true this is! Once these things have been sitting around for a while ... it's like the shells have been infused with butterscotch.
― nabisco, Friday, 14 September 2007 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
b/c of ilx: 1. i have watched all of 'sex and the city' and 2. now all i want are oreos and chocotacos effing bastards
― rrrobyn, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Mmmmmm, petrified dung.
http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/chocotaco.html
― StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:32 (sixteen years ago) link
so i bought oreos for the first time in like 10 years (?) and liked the first two enough to eat two more and then the weird chemical after-taste hit me but then i ate two more anyway just to make sure and then i felt really GROSS i didn't know what to do so i just drank some decaf chai and waited for the ill to pass ugh this was hours ago and i still feel weird
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i am watching terminator 3
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link
whoa my god lemme get those dulce de leche oreos
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Are there healthy / vegan oreos that are any good?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
THOSE DULCE DE LECHE OREOS ARE HEAVEN
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link
AND VEGAN OREOS ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF OUR LORD
for my birthday this year i'm going to make a pizza topped with tacos and sushi
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://fasthugs.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/09/18/cakesters_3.gif
HMM
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 05:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Baby I'm just a Cakester for your love.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i think the oreos gave me a glucose hangover
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
all i want to eat today is salad, fruit, yogurt and green tea purification ritual in face of false food
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
This is how I feel after not being hungry and then going out for chicken wings, potato dinguses (dingii) w/cheese, and Stellas last night.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
(nb I am not actually eating salad and yogurt, duh)
― Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure you were lied to, Jordan. Potatoes don't have dinguses any more than chickens have fingers.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
There was totally an online video where a kid was showing how to make the pizza using domino's official recipe book, and he keeps saying "this is probably really illegal"-- what happened to this? did anyone else see it? i see no link in this thread...
― Will M., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Why in God's name would you want that
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3h9viEpap8&NR=1
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I actually like both Oreos and shitty delivery pizza - although I tend to prefer either really cheap, really shitty local pizzeria or expensive-and-still-headache-inducing-but-so-so-good Pizza Hut. No MOR Dominos or Pizza Hut for me! But the Oreo Pizza is completely revolting as a concept. Probably sort of tolerable as junk food - but looking at it and comprehending the idea of eating a whole one is insane. The ads should really play up more of a party scenario - like eight people ordering three pizzas and hey, we'll split one of those dessert pizzas too. When it's just a couple dudes and they have one pizza and one Oreo pizza it makes you have to imagine eating half of one of those things....oooogh.
Nabisco (the ILXor, not the oreo manufacturer) and Tremendoid do make some interesting points here. Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion? I have a vague sense of this starting sometime in the mid-to-late-90s and basically becoming an annual thing ever since, with Pizza Hut definitely taking the lead on stupid gimmick pizzas - stuffed crust, sure, but the Quad, the P'Zone, surely others that I forget...
This is all making me really want some Little Caesar's Crazy Bread though.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?
No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
"The Stuffed Crust Monologues" made the rounds of a bunch of university towns a few years back, as well. It threatened to give the "Puppetry of the Penis" guys a run for their money.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, i skipped it because i didn't want to pay $50 a ticket for 3 hours of dudes playing with their pepperonis
― latebloomer, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i still cannot believe, after all these years, that hydrox is the name of a cookie
― brownie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
it was originally an experimental truth serum developed by the CIA
― latebloomer, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm drinking a vegan Hydroxycontin milkshake right now.
― dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't know what to believe anymore
― brownie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.― dell, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 8:09 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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I suspect dell is pulling my leg here but I still would totally read such a book if someone would write it.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 January 2012 07:53 (twelve years ago) link
Not sure if this is a documentary per se, but it's pretty good:
http://videopizza.biz/
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 22 January 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha wow.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
is it normal that oreo pizza makes me feel scared?
because i feel scared.
― LEGALIZE COCAINE (monster mash), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link