Diane Lane - C/D, P/F, POO, who is she?, etc.

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Never has a semi-respectable actress (ie not a skeezebag like Tara Reid) been in so many awful movies. What's her deal?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Unfaithful (2002) .... Connie Sumner	3
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains (1981) .... Corinne Burns	2
Streets of Fire (1984) .... Ellen Aim	2
Mad Dog Time (1996) .... Grace Everly	1
The Cotton Club (1984) .... Vera Cicero	1
A Walk on the Moon (1999) .... Pearl Kantrowitz	1
The Outsiders (1983) .... Sherri 'Cherry' Valance	1
"Lonesome Dove" (1989) (mini) TV Series .... Lorena Wood	1
Judge Dredd (1995) .... Judge Hershey	1
Hard Ball (2001) .... Elizabeth Wilkes	1
Love Dream (1988) .... China	0
Vital Signs (1990) .... Gina Wyler	0
The Big Town (1987) .... Lorry Dane	0
Descending Angel (1990) (TV) .... Irina Stroia	0
Knight Moves (1992) .... Kathy Sheppard	0
Touched by Love (1980) .... Karen	0
Lady Beware (1987) .... Katya Yarno	0
Rumble Fish (1983) .... Patty	0
Miss All-American Beauty (1982) (TV) .... Sally Butterfield	0
Six Pack (1982) .... Breezy	0
National Lampoon Goes to the Movies (1982) .... Liza ("Growing Yourself")	0
Child Bride of Short Creek (1981) (TV) .... Jessica Rae Jacobs	0
Cattle Annie and Little Britches (1981) .... Jenny (Little Britches)	0
"Great Performances" .... Charity Royall (1 episode, 1981)	0
My New Gun (1992) .... Debbie Bender	0
Rakuyô (1992) .... Cho Renko	0
Chaplin (1992) .... Paulette Goddard	0
My Dog Skip (2000) .... Ellen Morris	0
The Virginian (2000) (TV) .... Molly Stark	0
The Perfect Storm (2000) .... Christina 'Chris' Cotter	0
"Cool Women in History" (2001) TV Series .... Host - Season 2	0
The Glass House (2001) .... Erin Glass	0
Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) .... Frances	0
Fierce People (2005) .... Liz Earl	0
Must Love Dogs (2005) .... Sarah Nolan	0
Grace & Glorie (1998) (TV) .... Gloria	0
Gunshy (1998) .... Melissa	0
Indian Summer (1993) .... Beth Warden/Clair Everett (flashback)	0
"Fallen Angels" .... Bernette Stone (1 episode, 1993)	0
Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All (1994) (TV) .... Lucy Honicut Marsden	0
A Streetcar Named Desire (1995) (TV) .... Stella	0
Wild Bill (1995) .... Susannah Moore	0
Jack (1996) .... Karen Powell	0
The Only Thrill (1997) .... Katherine Fitzsimmons	0
Murder at 1600 (1997) .... Agent Nina Chance	0
Hollywoodland (2006) .... Toni Mannix	0

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

No 'A Little Romance'?

― Michael White, Thursday, 2 August 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

She was on Topsail Island filming a movie with Richard Gere when I was there in June. We didn't have dinner or anything though.

― Kerm, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

she's so hot, and unfaithful is amazing

http://www.splicedonline.com/02reviews/unfaithful.jpg

not to mention that man

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

There's been a definite decline there since about 1994 hasn't there? A drop-off in quality, if you will. Streets Of Fire walks this one.

― Matt #2, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, I so crushed on Diane Lane when I was in high school, after seeing "The Outsiders" in the ninth grade. Totally "Streets of Fire" on this one.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e9/180px-Streetsoffireellenaim.jpg

― Phil D., Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

she's just so simply sexy

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Diane Lane = Heather Locklear with her hair dyed brown

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

ur right, striking resemblance

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

so hot

― max, Thursday, 2 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

since we can't defend her career, time for picture:

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Diane_Lane_Biography.jpg

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Diane_Lane_Biography_3.jpg

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

hotter than Jane Seymour, but just barely

― milo z, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Unfaithful earns this decade's Frances award for terrible films with a fantastic lead performance.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

please, unfaithful was NOT a terrible film. it was the epitome of campy trashy entertainment. so fun. and she was incrdibly sexy in it. thx for pix

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

ha jane seymour. r u saying they look alike?

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

MILFs

― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Fabulous Stains for me.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

campy trashy entertainment. so fun.

it's too slow to be fun

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

RE:Stains

Has that ever gotten a proper (re-)release? I'd love to see it.

― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i did not think it was slow at all i was lke riveted the whole time. AGREE TO DISAGREE OK?????

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Surmounter, your hot boi Olivier Martinez was also in Before Night Falls with similarly floppy locks.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

sooooooo hot. never saw dat. i mean honestly i'm not sure that i can think of a sexier body of work right now.

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

what a work of art is man

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I heard she auditioned for Stifler's mom!

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/C55542.jpg

she's pretty comfy in the low cuts

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Luke Y. Thompson sticks it to Adrian Lyne in his review of Unfaithful

He tries to spice things up each time with a bit of metaphor: AIDS in Fatal Attraction, class envy in Indecent Proposal, pedophilia in Lolita and a vague drug-addiction metaphor here (Constance oversleeps, drives badly and neglects her kid because she needs, needs, needs French cock).

― C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

hokey but well-executed action romp Perfect Storm v sex in the hallway in Unfaithful.

― Gukbe, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

btw, is it time to re-evaluate the Cotton Club?

― Gukbe, Friday, 3 August 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

The sex scenes in Unfaithful... good lord...

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

http://jsmagic.net/americanlane/img0.jpg

― milo z, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

NICE GAMS
http://www.rumela.com/albums/diane_lane/diane_lane18.jpg

― gershy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:10 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah she's hot

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/13/A70-6564

― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link

that tag line sucks

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

actually, i'm glad that between the tag line and the poster you pretty much know the story without having to see the movie

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link

the director of that movie went onto direct the episode of the next generation where picard keeps having the dream about the pair

― latebloomer, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link

-Who's next? I wanna write some checks!
-OK. Listen. It's Bad News Bears...
-Uh-huh...
-...meets Cannonball Run.
-You're thinking Burt Reynolds?
-Close...Kenny Rogers.
-Done! Next?

― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link

MY NEW GUN IS GREAT!

― scott seward, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Cattle Annie & Little Britches is awesome too! It should really be on dvd. Even pauline kael loved it. AND SHE WAS A HARD WOMAN TO PLEASE IF YOU WEREN'T BRIAN DEPALMA.

― scott seward, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

cotton club really derailed her career for a while there, no credits in 85 & 86

― gershy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link

a walk on the moon was good too. and so was a perfect storm. and i liked the big town. and the cotton club. and of course i love streets of fire and rumble fish and the outsiders and ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains. SHE HAS BEEN IN LOTS OF GOOD MOVIES!

― scott seward, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link

omg, i totally forgot about hard ball

"The story of ten kids and a coach who never had a chance... until they took a chance on each other."
LOL

― gershy, Friday, 3 August 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

WHAT ABOUT DREDD

― David R., Friday, 3 August 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

diane lane vs. michelle pfeiffer

― Surmounter, Friday, 3 August 2007 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf about jane seymour. she is not hot. diane lane certainly is tho.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

You're thinking of Kate Mulgrew.

― Kerm, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link

kate whogrew.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.afi.com/Images/tvevents/laa/connery/JaneSeymour.jpg

back in the day, she was even hotter

― milo z, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

just horrible.

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/195000/images/_196657_jimmy_hill.150.19-10-98.jpg

― Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

jane seymour is NOT ugly! she's def not diane lane league, but she's an attractive woman.

again tho, diane lane vs. michelle pfeiffer i feel is a good contest

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/untracableposter2.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

shh

― omar little, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/25/article-0-0AE7169F000005DC-710_468x461.jpg

― velko, Thursday, 2 September 2010 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I hate that kid from the Sarah Connor Chronicles so much.

― (¬_¬) (Nicole), Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

very popular thread

― buzza, Sunday, 24 April 2011 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.viceland.com/music/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fish01.jpg

― Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Friday, 6 May 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

She gets nice line in Rob Lowe's memoir, in the part about The Outsiders that was excerpted in Vanity Fair.

― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 6 May 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

Catholic school girl in "Rumble Fish" was imprinted permanently on my teenage mind in the early '80s.

Not to mention daydream fantasy sequence in shop class.

http://dcairns.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/vlcsnap-1682633.png

― thirdalternative, Friday, 6 May 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

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