I love you. Let's take it to the next level.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link
corn is so hot right now
― get bent, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear corn on the cob,
I love you, but it really hurt my feelings when you got drunk and embarrassed me in front of my friends. I know you were just trying to be funny, but when you made fun of my overbite it made me look like a fool. Still you're so sweet....
― Jesse, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link
lol corn is hot right now
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:53 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha
nothing wrong with corn like off the cob, either. but that's just different.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:57 (sixteen years ago) link
the problem with corn ON the cob is that it gets all stuck in yr teeth! but if it is already off the cob, it doesn't! weird!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I have had none this summer, I should rectify and with garlic butter too.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
We've got corn growing in our garden, and wait patiently...
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I was at this street festival all weekend and damn if the roasted corn on the cob booth didn't make a killing, $3/ear!!
― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Ned, I envy you, fresh from the stalk is the best way.I have happy memories of scrumping corn cycling round france.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
NOM x3
http://base58.com/ilx/corncat.gif
― blueski, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
love the smell of fresh-shucked corn ready to go in the pot or on the grill.
― tipsy mothra, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
elote man please come honk your horn by my house
― carne asada, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1047/537477912_ee82faad5c.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
lolcorn
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://bitterbutton.com/googlesearch/kob_knobs.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link
corn on the cob, when you are good you are v v good!!
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
my cats also love corn on the cob!
I have never know of the right words for the little forks that you stick in corn cobs; from now on I shall know them as KOB-KNOBS.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
> my cats also love corn on the cob!
I have a theory about this. Do they love all corn on the cob, or buttered corn on the cob only?
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Also: TS - Corn on the cob vs. Cornbread
corn is just getting warmed up around here
that cat otm
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
what's your theory, Oilyrags?
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
cornbread on the cob
― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
My theory is cats like butter, not so much corn.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
how are you going to test this theory of yours?
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not. One of my housemates is allergic to cats.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Elote
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/200/526422194_58b6194191_o.jpg
― carne asada, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
But if someone else wants to offer their corn-loving cat an unbuttered ear, I'd be interested in the results.
― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
elotes
http://www.epicurious.com/images/gourmet/features/streetfood/austin.jpg
yay
I suspect it's largely the butter but many piggy cats will eat anything.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
you could try putting some butter on your dick.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
xxxpost: but it might just try to eat it anyway because it's conditioned to expect buttery goodness!
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never had elotes. It seems like it would be tasty, but big jars of mayo sitting in the sun all day on the vendors' carts make me somewhat nervous.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
bernard does "xxxpost" mean what i want it to mean?
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
that's about twice as much entendre as I'm comfortable with
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
my cat eats potato chips.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
xxXpost you have to get it form a "reputable" cart
― carne asada, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I know a cat who eats tomatoes.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
cats don't eat tomatoes unless you put them on your tits first, IIRC.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
oh whoops I guess mine was really only an xxpost in the first place
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
now see bernard what you were supposed to do there was be confused about whether i meant the cats or the tomatoes
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
I had a grilled corn on the cob at a festival this weekend and then corn OFF the cob with garlic powder last night. I also enjoy the game corn-hole.
― KitCat, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
cornhole/!?!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://jmatt.net/blogpix/cornhole.jpg
(don't spend too much time in gis "cornholing")
― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
that image explains nothing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_%28game%29
I luv that the wtfness of this game has spilled over from the Chi threadz.
― dan m, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw dudes playing that at bonnaroo but i had no idea they were cornholing.
― tipsy mothra, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
From what I understand it's like a combination of horseshoes and Bozo buckets?
― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
^^the first time anyone has said "it's like Bozo buckets" to clarify something
― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/187650177_3c0d96a4f3.jpg?v=0
― KitCat, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
The thing that bugs me is that we are so racist towards corn in our society.
― humansuit, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
It's because of the Indians.
― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
french people rarely eat corn and never on the cob - they think it's for animals! RESIGN FRANCE
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
The French are another problem. I can see why the are so weak militarily.
― humansuit, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link
cornholin' keeps armies strong.
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.opry.com/StreamingMedia/Cornography.aspx
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bonzodog.org/bonzos/image/corn2.jpg
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link
"With that bunch of corn-fed chicks, I was getting bumped too much. They used it to their advantage." - Cindy Brown, Long Beach State forward, on the University of Tennessee Lady Vols basketball team, 1987
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Exactly. Why do you think the US military is the most powerful in the world? Cholos eating cob.
― humansuit, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/10/25/cornholio_jalopnik225x206.bmp
― kingfish, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I once was so poor, like a month ago, that I went down to the food bank. They gave me a few stalks of corn. I got it home and couldn't get it to soften and tasted it and realized it was COW CORN, not sweet corn. Big difference, and thanks food bank!
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
had me some corn last night in honor of this thread! mmmm...good
― carne asada, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Whoa.
I think I knew that about the French. Maybe they have been eating cow corn!
― Jesse, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
xxpost,
Damn, that's rough!
― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
one more to add:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/ihasmanycorms1.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm starting to get really irritated with cute pet pictures with "funny" captions underneath. LEARN TO SPELL YOU STUPID FUCKING ANIMALS!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
hey, you can't blame them. it's hard enough for them to learn rudimentary english, much less proper spelling and grammar.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
However, in Mexico corn smut is called huitlacoche..., an Aztec word reportedly meaning raven's excrement.
― nickn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
hey - they've been doing it long enough to make me angry at the very sight of the meme - you'd think they'd show SOME improvement!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"I am not an animal, I am an ear of corn!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ustilago_maydis_de_2.jpg
― nickn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Damn, second pic in the wiki for huitlacoche.
― nickn, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
seriously though, corn on the cob, how are you so good? i am eating you right now and every bite is yaaay!
― rrrobyn, Monday, 6 August 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljMODw-fXaI
nom nom nom, the original
― kingfish, Friday, 28 September 2007 07:19 (sixteen years ago) link
ONNN
― river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 07:26 (sixteen years ago) link
-- get bent, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 2:28 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
― carne asada, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
corn eating cat remains one of my favourite things on internet
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear corn on the cob, why did my father plant only two rows of you this year? Not enough!
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
q: when is jersey sweet corn back on again? a: august, fool.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh man my favorite thing on corn on the cob is butter+honey+chipotlew/adobo and a squeeze of lime yuuuuuuum
― quincie, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I love corn this year.
― youn, Thursday, 26 June 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Do we get different corn here on the East Coast, I mean corn that is different from the corn in CA? It is so much better. Maybe it's because it's from the Midwest here.
― youn, Thursday, 26 June 2008 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I have yet to have corn on the cob. Need to go buy Doctors brand dental picks first.
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 June 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
The fresh corn on the cob that the BBQ folks were selling at Terrastock was fanfreakingtastic.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 26 June 2008 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link
rrrobyn otm abt corn eating kitty. SO CUTE.
― Trayce, Thursday, 26 June 2008 08:51 (fifteen years ago) link
why do i like corn on the cob but hate it off the cob as sweetcorn?
― the next grozart, Thursday, 26 June 2008 09:01 (fifteen years ago) link
dearest cc: why u taste so good but no like my stomach
― m coleman, Thursday, 26 June 2008 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne5olxXWsCA&feature=related
― kingfish, Saturday, 12 July 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Corn on the cob gets in your teeth, man. Don't do it.
― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 12 July 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
So does apple skin. The reward is worth the risk.
― Oilyrags, Saturday, 12 July 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, see now that's not fair. That's not fair at all. I have nothing against apples, man. I love apples. The corn on the cob is harder to get out of your teeth and it gets in between MORE teeth than the apple. It's a totally different thing, yo.
― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 12 July 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I just got back from my wife's family reunion and had some fantastic corn on the cob that was put up in 2005! My wife's aunt uses a vacuum sealer and that stuff apparently keeps forever that way.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Was it frozen?
It does get in your teeth, but that's why there is floss.
― Jesse, Saturday, 12 July 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear Corn on the Cob - it was real hard cutting off your kernels for smoky corn chowder, but soooo worth it. Our dinner guests will LOVE YOU or else they're weird.
xx
― Ai Lien, Saturday, 12 July 2008 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, definitely, sealed then frozen. (xpost)
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 July 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/cornjob.gif
― cozwn, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link
That was no banana, Dougal!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear corn on the cob fresh off the grill at the state fair, dunked in a vat of melted butter, lashed lustily with garlic salt...I think about you often. When can we get back together?
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
dear elote from cafe habana,
i had a really great time with you on monday, you're a fabulous lunch date, let's do it again sometime soon?
xo joe
ps you can bring your friend, pork in adobo sauce torta, with you again if you like
― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear corn on the cob
― Aerosol, Monday, 18 July 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link