POLL: Best Disney animated feature.

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bambi is fucking depressing

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

it's not right to make something so cute like that and then make it all sad and shit

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

the parts that aren't depressing are fucking lame

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

i voted Sword in the Stone only because i named my cat Archimedes after the owl.

Samski, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

that skunk is really really cute though.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

bambi is awesome. teaches you about death and bunnies.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAIT

we own Aristocats on VHS, not DVD.

n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

you just like to be contrary

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

This is actually the most difficult important ILX film poll decision I've faced yet.

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

there's another universe where Ramosi is Bambi and Bambi is Ramosi

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Bambi's got shootings, fires, antler fights and implied hott animal sex. None of these things are lame. They're practically a Michael Bay movie!

Phil D., Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

wtf I've never heard of this Lil Mermaid cover scandal

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

rabbits all inducin' emesis to recover $110 of crack

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

ok i don't like to think about "implied hott animal sex" ever again thx ok

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

hahah Phil 8080 re: Michael Bay. FLOWER: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*runs and leaps across quickly widening explosion chasm*

Also FERNGULLY hahaha remember FERNGULLY?

nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

shakey, i'm overstating the case because it is hilarious but it was a big scandal! the movie poster and the original vhs cover, the castle basically kind of looked like it was made out of dildos. subsequent issuings of the vhs and then the dvd did not have the castle on the cover, because of moms being all uproarious about shit.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

FYI some people may tell you baby skunks don't have their spray glands yet when they are babies. These people are wrong; there is one very stinky llama on my grandparents' farm that will attest to that.

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John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

hai guys ferngully was not a disney film

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (6 years ago) Permalink





n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

other NOT disney films before the come up:
all dogs go to heaven
land before time
land before time 2
land before time 3
land after time or whatever it is now
the transformers movie

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

WTF it lost the best ones!


n/a, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

haha moms be hatin on dildos

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

ursula was based on divine

and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

that was already covered

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

I fully support the live action Disney movie poll, although I fear that we might all kill each other over Black Hole/Pete's Dragon/Escape From Witch Mountain disagreements.

It should be noted that I am far too lazy to actually make this happen.

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

guys there were a thousand live-action disney movies, that poll is kind of impossible

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

Where's your dedication to the task at hand?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, is Tuomas allowed to post this poll as he lives in a country where Donald Duck is banned for pantslessness y/n?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

NO SONG OF SOUTH = ILX HATES NEGROES

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm actually trying to do such a thing but the list is...enormous and difficult to whittle down to essentials. i don't want someone bitching because i'm leaving out, like, "around the world in 80 days" (starring jackie chan and steve coogan so actually maybe i personally would bitch about that omission), so i'm having a difficulty.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

also I would like to cast Belle from beauty and beast as besst looking disney heroine, little mermaid based on alyssa milano notwithstanding

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

if I remember correctly there are a shit-ton of nature/animal movies, right...?

maybe I will vote for the one where the dog, the cat, and the bird all team up to find their way home in a heartfelt and touching journey across the country

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

no wait I vote for Shakiest Gun in the West!

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

they based the little mermaid on alyssa milano? have they SEEN alyssa milano?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

APPLE DUMPLING GANG SEZ FUK U

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

he's trouble

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

I think this is true xpost. she did the voice. I might have belle and ariel mixed up.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

ghost rider, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

she's hideous

don't sleep on Darby O'Gill and the Little People ILX

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

I haven't seen any of the ones after Robin Hood (its Radio City run). I also don't remember seeing any of the classic First Five til adulthood.

As an E.T. fan, I voted for Bambi.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

fuck u shakey

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

from the Little Mermaid on its just a huge mountain of shit

kinda forgot about the Great Mouse Detective, I liked that one at the time

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

alyssa milano RIP

and what, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

"I Wanna Be Like You", so full of charm and spirit yet on such a small scale, then hear like Phil Collins' insane billion drums pounding

Well, obv Phil Harris ("Bear Necessities") could eat Phil Collins for breakfast.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

Belle = tall, skinny girl with daddy issues?

Laurel, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

jimmy i think u mean belle. ariel has bright red hair, for starters, and looks nothing like that.

xpost ZING ZANG ZUNG

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

cartoons voiced by celebrities/actors, and songs written by over-the-hill pop hacks = dud

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

As an E.T. fan, I voted for Bambi.

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

John Justen, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

this is the most controversial thred is some time.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

u_u

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:24 (6 years ago) Permalink


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