This will start as soon as my compatriots fix themselves drinks ( I have already fixed myself several Hamms) and we settle into the inevitable.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
1 Hour 29 minutes.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:43 (3 years ago) Permalink
Working out some connectivity issues at the moment for phantom laptop, plz to be patient.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES? SURMOUNTED! (no, not that guy.)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
i r excited
wait, what is this again?
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
Caledonia will watch it too! BRING IT!
"Sorry I accidently domed your one"
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
Anal Princesses Vol. 64
― milo z, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
We found the remote. We got past the initial failiure of the disk. So much work. Now we will be rewarded for our efforts. 10...9...8...7...
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Sorry I accidently domed your one son"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
AND. GO!
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:59 (3 years ago) Permalink
I hate technology.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
Apparently, this movie is about teh smoking of teh weed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
Now barbecuing questionable looking ham hocks.
The meat looks good. I can't identify all of it.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Yes, my meat is ready."
First Yo Momma Joke sighted at 2:47.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
First DEEZ NUTS joke sighted at 3:32.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
*looks into the camera and winks*
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
BBQ apron says "EAT MY MEAT" in big friendly letters.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
guys, be careful
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
Token mexican named "Pedro" sighted @ 5:35.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Oh oh. Nobody has bud, but the Mexican mafia.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dude . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:06 (3 years ago) Permalink
This is a recipe for disaster.
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
Big tough "Friday"-style musclebound trope has just arrived. Demands meat. Informed he can't kidnap people. Named Ray-Ray. Just got out of prison 2 hours ago. Will "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
"You just got out of jail two hours ago. Where'd you get htat gun?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
This feels like watching your loved ones take PCP and flay themselves while you are trapped behind soundproof plate glass, watching every bloody slice and rip but unable to do anything but bang fruitlessly on the window and wail hopelessly, only with a hell of a lot more laughs.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
I Think I know far too many people who would "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-Ray is now about to eat his pastrami, and smoke some, or all of these fools. Gives sidekick funny, undersized gun.
Gratuitous lip-smacking noted by Caledonia.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-Ray now shot. Someone is supposedly sleeping with a 12 year-old?
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-ray is dead dead.
Musclebounfd trope has red slime mold growing out the side of his head. This may or may not have been caused by a shot to the head.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:11 (3 years ago) Permalink
Bad ass fighters now part of the deal. We are in the desert now. Not sure why.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink
Caledonia claims to have spotted a "real life gay" in the entourage of players.
I think he may be the son that will be domed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
Wait, so who is Ray-Ray??????
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
I think this was made possible by an elaborate system of teleprompters.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
The gay guy is gonna get domed?
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Yes.
"Sorry I Accidentally Domed Your Entire Cast"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (3 years ago) Permalink
Ray-ray has the mold problem.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
I'm confused. And now craving cheesecake. Bastards.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Hairy-horse nuts" used as a pejorative.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I would like to see what the folks confused by "POTC: AWE" would make of this movie. I suspect crying followed by spontaneous combustion.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
Dad is actually kinda funny.
I'm still looking for an accurate definition of "domed" here.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Mexican head honcho of mafia is now giving our heros candy canes for calling him "Fred" instead of Mr. Sanchez.
He has a very nice kitchen. In which they are discussing illegal boxing matches.
Now, he is angry about being called Fred, and is threatening them with a serving spoon.
I have no idea what is going on. This Mexican fellow playing Fred is doing a bad job of playing a hard-nosed Mexican fellow.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
Term "bounce" causing confusion w/Fred that is not to be called Fred.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:18 (3 years ago) Permalink
PRETEND CONFUSION OH SNAP.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
"domed" = what happened to Ray-Ray.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (3 years ago) Permalink
This film doesn't understand this film
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:23 (6 months ago) Permalink
I'm going back in
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:28 (6 months ago) Permalink
Pray for me
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:29 (6 months ago) Permalink
Attack rabbits
I will light a candle for you
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:29 (6 months ago) Permalink
It probably will be a scented one, not a religious-type one, but I can only do what I can do
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
"she must be planning to pump that into the water supply"
"like dishwashing liquid"
*blank stare*
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:30 (6 months ago) Permalink
Albanian psychic is giving him meat products
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:33 (6 months ago) Permalink
Jesus what is happening to me
Intense cosbying going on
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:34 (6 months ago) Permalink
Powerful
I'll believe this only if you start wearing Cosby sweaters
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:35 (6 months ago) Permalink
Bad lady just called him a restaurant spaz
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:35 (6 months ago) Permalink
She has told the animals the truth
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:36 (6 months ago) Permalink
Henchmen wear tight clothing that makes audience uncomfortable
Attack lobsters
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:37 (6 months ago) Permalink
Belching ostriches
Ok I did not need a close up of cos crotch
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:38 (6 months ago) Permalink
My grandma took me to see Leonard VI in the theater. I never forgave her.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:38 (6 months ago) Permalink
Lobstercam or no
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
― they ate only candy canes (Pillbox), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
They have been repelled by the power of melted butter
What the goddamn hell
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:40 (6 months ago) Permalink
"quellish in 16 seconds!"
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
crap, now I'm hungry. THANKS
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:41 (6 months ago) Permalink
(to clarify: it was the talk of lobster and butter - nothing else - that made me hungry)
He is destroying vegetarians with the power of meat
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
That is literal btw
Ok vaguely homosexual henchman just was helpless to control himself when confronted with a hot dog
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:44 (6 months ago) Permalink
Which he bit
And then his head exploded
Now there is alka seltzer destroying the death fluid
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:45 (6 months ago) Permalink
Henchmen drowning in icee foam
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:46 (6 months ago) Permalink
Ostrich riding escape as promised by opening sequence
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:47 (6 months ago) Permalink
All is well and wife is pouring food on him again
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:49 (6 months ago) Permalink
If you have that people covered on food fetish and an unnatural desire for bill Cosby, this end credit sequence is your dream come true btw
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:51 (6 months ago) Permalink
This is actually totally disturbing and gross
And endless
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:52 (6 months ago) Permalink
Wow fuck this terrible movie in it's filmhole srsly
Thank you for proving it is possible to live through it, though.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
I need a shower for my brain
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
"love song from leonard (part 6)" performed by Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:55 (6 months ago) Permalink
Actually the entire song soundtrack was performed by Peabo
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:56 (6 months ago) Permalink
Apparently a motherfucker with some dark secrets
And the cos knows where the bodies are buried
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
Well, his name is "Peabo," so that's kind of a given, isn't it?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 06:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
shellshocked into silence. going to bed
― Jake Gyllenhaal needs more juggalo in it (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 February 2010 07:15 (6 months ago) Permalink
Sleep will help you recover. I think.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 4 February 2010 07:25 (6 months ago) Permalink
Revive, to make sure everyone is aware of John's latest review.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:42 (6 months ago) Permalink
holy hell, dude
― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:48 (6 months ago) Permalink