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I can't believe there hasn't been a thread on this yet--the best nature documentary I've ever seen. All over the Discovery channel right now, but I like the David Attenborough narration more than the Sigourney Weaver.

All of the episodes are classic but search especially "Pole to Pole," "Mountains," "Shallow Seas" (the Great White sequence is fucking incredible) and "Seasonal Forests."

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

All I've done for the past 2-3 weeks is sit on my couch and watch and re-watch these. I'm not even high most of the time (well, some of the time).

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

they look nice but the episodes themselves are REALLY disjointed. One minute yr in the Himalayas and then oh hey! check out this awesome aerial desert shot! Its like they don't know how to construct a narrative.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah well does NATURE have a narrative Shakey Mo??

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

its not nature, its a TV show

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

(and yeah you could argue that nature has a lot of intrinsic narratives built into it - would it be so hard to pick one and follow it, rather than just chop a bunch of random high budget footage together in no particular order?)

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

some of us are just trying to watch polar bears fight walruses

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I have watched all of these! The highlights of the series for me are the smokestack tower of orgying bugs over, um, I forget, the Dead Sea?, the guys base-jumping down that hole in the Caves episode, the crazy tropical birds in the Jungle episode.

They are making a big screen version narrated by Attenborough and PATRICK STEWART!

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

your non-snarky alternative, findable with direct search function.

remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand how there is any lack of a narrative. They promise an episode on Fresh Water, they show you Fresh Water. Yes they do make occasional jumps from one place to another, I don't understand how this is any different from jumping from one set of characters to another in a work of fiction.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

I really enjoyed hearing Attenborough talk about the "bizarre nature" of "female ass" in "Great Plains."

xpost oops i did a direct search and didnt even check that thread b/c it didn't say "planet earth" in the title!

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I saw one episode - I could discern no central theme. maybe it was the first one or something.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude you probably saw "pole to pole"

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

I wish they were narrated by Werner Herzog.

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Besides there definitely ARE narratives built into each episode: when African elephants are forced to share a watering hole with hungry leopards, then the leopards weed out a weak elephant from the herd and take him out? That is some serious shit.

xpost every episode has a theme which is explored in great detail in as many parts of the globe as possible. The Great Plains episode goes from Mongolia to sub-Saharan Africa to the great white north coooo loo coo coo coo coo coo COOO.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

they look nice but the episodes themselves are REALLY disjointed.

I saw one episode

hahaha stfu

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

nicka's right, they're pretty narratively simple: each regards an explicit theme and presents as wide a variety of footage related to that theme as possible. i don't think the point of these shows is to be informative as much as it is to present a range of totally f–ing amazing footage organized loosely around some topic.

remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah this is one of those things thats all abt the shots. it makes me want to be a nature photographer.

max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

There are some weird jumps where I feel the show has been edited for time or something. It is glorious in high-def.

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

The only thing I find bothersome about this is the lightning in the night scenes, sometimes it looks like they are blaring a big flood all over the scenery. And then Attenborough's all "it's incredibly hard to find footage of the Australian warbling red mongoose feasting on his prey of field mouse", duh you're having a hard time getting footage of it, they are scared away by the Batsignal.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

big flood LIGHT

nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

the behind the scenes bit about filming on the giant mountain of guano was exceptionally gross.

remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

I am finally ordering this today. I can't wait to watch it. There was a bit of chat about it here: Discuss: Nova, Nature, Blue Planet, National Geographic Presents, Living Planet,

Hard like armour, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

We did it on the sandbox too.

http://sandbox.thehold.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=419

ailsa, Thursday, 17 May 2007 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

this rules
i am watching the mountains one right now!
snow leopard!
panda!
mountains that are crumbling! mountains that are still growing!
earth is crazy!

rrrobyn, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

i think i have changed my mind about monkeys!
they are pretty neat in the wild. zoos ruined them for me for a while there. but yeah they are cool with their chattering and their tails and the non-embarassment of getting to live where they should live and not in a zoo. the baboons living on cliff faces won me over.

rrrobyn, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

omg a red panda!! yaay :)

man i need to do some serious travelling before the oil runs out

rrrobyn, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

we should do a poll thread.

except i couldnt possibly choose.

gr8080, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

poll thread wld have to be
PLANET EARTH:
WHOA
AWESOME
YES
TOTALLY PLAYING ON OUR EMOTIONS AND TENDENCY TOWARDS ANTHROPOMORPHICATION BUT DAMN WHATEVER NATURE IS DRAMATIC CRAZY STUFF
ALL OF THE ABOVE

rrrobyn, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

I have this sitting at home now, waiting to be watched but I am working my way through China Beach first.

Hard like armour, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps I should just fuck that off for a while and get me some nature.

Hard like armour, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah dude you probably saw "pole to pole"

I was misled.

Eric H., Friday, 24 August 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

omg the cave jumpers

blueski, Friday, 24 August 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

Totally awesome show. However, I think I would have prefered Sigourney Weaver's narration to Attenborough's if that were the case. I loved Weaver's completely emotionless fact recitation in Blue Planet.

I downloaded a bunch of episodes of "The Universe" hoping it would be in the same vein as this show and it's awful. That History channel narrator guy is the worst, with his comically sensation delivery. The selection of celebrity scientists is very poor.. The cosmological analogies are tangential and boring.. Also this show is called the Universe, but they barely make it out of the solar system. But I'm digressing. Planet Earth series is amazing and I want more series like it.

petey_carnum, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

Not the prince album, then.

Mark G, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

wrong board

blueski, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

That poor wee elephant ;_;

onimo, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

Grossest episode by far: Caves. Do not watch while eating.

kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

how have i not seen this????

river wolf, Friday, 24 August 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

I am about halfway through the box set now. It's one of the great joys of my life at the moment.

I haven't watched the Mountains one yet but it sounds awesome! But Rrrobyn, any good will you have built up toward primates will be quashed when you see the chimps in the Rain Forest one.

Max, I want to know if you've watched the 10 minute making-of bits at the end of each DVD episode and if you still want to be a nature photographer! Those clips make it pretty clear this is the most grueling occupation in all the media. How many hours was the Bird of Paradise guy in his blind? 130?

Also yes, as I stated in the "Roaches" thread, the caves episode has some mega DNW scenes.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 24 August 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

omg the cave jumpers

-- blueski, Friday, August 24, 2007 3:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS

max, Friday, 24 August 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

last time i watched caves i was tripping and i rewound and watched the cave jumpers like 20 times

max, Friday, 24 August 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

jon i havent seen the making-of but i probably wouldn't do well as a nature photog. im kind of a pussy. u_u

max, Friday, 24 August 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

the cave jumpers I could handle on acid... the cockroaches eating bats I could not.

kenan, Friday, 24 August 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ awesome

river wolf, Friday, 24 August 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

'fresh water' episode has OTTTERRRS!! in india!
in giant teams! they cuddle and then they go fishing! it is ideal life!
and then they challenge 4-metre long crocodiles!

rrrobyn, Saturday, 25 August 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

rrobyn otm. God, I loved this program. Still have the DVDs lying around. Best hangover tv.

kv_nol, Monday, 27 August 2007 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

Couldn't get enough of this when it was showing on Discovery. Well worth a DVD purchase. Forests may be my favorite, the ducks jumping out of the tree may be one of the greatest moments ever captured on film.

Worst part was watching the alligator eat that thing that took hours.

Jeff, Monday, 27 August 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

I watched a few episodes of PE with other people and looooved it, but just couldn't pay attention to it by myself. I was as shocked by anyone, I usually don't have any trouble with long & boring movies (for ex.). I had to admit netflix defeat. :(

Jordan, Monday, 27 August 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

The Matrix : DVD :: Planet Earth : HD-DVD/Blu-Ray

Whoa!

Eric H., Saturday, 29 September 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

FROG DAD

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 November 2016 20:34 (nine years ago)

He wasn't even the actual dad of all of them, unless I misunderstood?

chap, Sunday, 20 November 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)

how to cuck, frog's legs

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 November 2016 22:28 (nine years ago)

monkey dad

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 21 November 2016 03:26 (nine years ago)

clickwhoring scum:

"planet earth 2 shows spectacular fight between jaguar and cayman, can you guess who wins?"
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/2661/Dieren/article/detail/2995009/2016/11/21/Planet-Earth-2-toont-spectaculair-gevecht-tussen-jaguar-en-kaaiman-Kan-jij-raden-wie-wint.dhtml

'He just wanted a lady friend!' Bird of paradise leaves Planet Earth II fans 'in tears' after his elaborate advances towards a female are REJECTED
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3956444/Bird-paradise-imprsses-viewers-Planet-Earth-II.html

#Dadoftheyear! Tiny glass frog is hailed a 'badass' after risking his life to save his offspring on Planet Earth II in 'emotional rollercoaster' of an episode
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3956530/Tiny-glass-frog-hailed-hero-Planet-Earth.html

'Damn nature, you scary!' Planet Earth II viewers shocked (and disgusted) after 'killer of killers' jaguar brutally slays a 10ft-long ALIGATOR after pouncing from a river bank and dragging it out by its skull
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3955208/Purrfect-catch-Viewers-stunned-jaguar-hunts-caiman-river-latest-thrilling-installment-David-Attenborough-s-Planet-Earth-II.html

StanM, Monday, 21 November 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)

realise that im now at the stage of my life where i root for the predators in most nature doc chases

think its since i moved into higher tax bracket nv u will have a theory on this?

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)

woah

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

shit got fuckin grim

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)

GOLDEN MOLE

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)

have not seen the latest but the bird of paradise who clears the leaves away was ALL TIME ALL TIME. the flash of green - PURE FILTH

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 27 November 2016 21:14 (nine years ago)

Yeah the golden mole was my favourite.

chap, Monday, 28 November 2016 10:20 (nine years ago)

The close filming on some of this is just next level - better than anything I've ever seen. The tree frogs and hummingbirds last week, then the bat v scorpion fight this week. The shot of all the condensation on the beetle's wings was amazing as well.

That plague of locusts shit as well.

Matt DC, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:39 (nine years ago)

HARRIS DINOSAURS HAWK

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 05:27 (nine years ago)

sad bb turtles :c

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:32 (nine years ago)

BBC wants Planet Earth III before David Attenborough's 100th birthday

https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2016/1215/839007-planet-earth/

StanM, Friday, 16 December 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)

The harvest mouse footage in Grasslands blew me away maybe more than anything else. That's more a human triumph though.

nashwan, Friday, 16 December 2016 12:51 (nine years ago)

There's a picture of his stunt double in action in that article I linked to, by the way:

https://img.rasset.ie/000d4f27-614.jpg

StanM, Friday, 16 December 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

Time lapse luminous fungi

calstars, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

“These programmes are still made as if this worldwide mass extinction is simply not happening,” he said. “The producers continue to go to the rapidly shrinking parks and reserves to make their films – creating a beautiful, beguiling, fantasy world, a utopia where tigers still roam free and untroubled, where the natural world exists as if man had never been."

The result is that Attenborough and others “are lulling the huge worldwide audience into a false sense of security,” he said. “No hint of the continuing disaster is allowed to shatter the illusion.”

Martin Hughes-Games might have a point here, but he recently got from Autumnwatch so idk. According to the Telegraph he got sacked for being "too white and middle class" - but if they are sticking up for him he probably is a tool.

calzino, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:06 (nine years ago)

got sacked from Autumnwatch*

calzino, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:06 (nine years ago)

the only good nature programming is one that is so pedantic, preachy and apocalyptic that no one wants to watch it

Mordy, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:09 (nine years ago)

Attenborough mentions that the landscapes he's capturing are vanishing in almost episode.

calstars, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:17 (nine years ago)

the whole premise is absurd. if you want people to care about the environment give them an emotional attachment to its beauty and wonder.

Mordy, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:20 (nine years ago)

the idea that nature doc viewers (and creators) are the cause of environmental damage + mass extinction beggars belief

Mordy, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:21 (nine years ago)

You could probably also argue that getting as much hd quality recordings of doomed species as possible will be a useful archive for when the apocalyptic type nature documentaries become the only option.

calzino, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:24 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

gdamn the hatching iguana/snake ambush sequence is dramatic as hell

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 00:38 (nine years ago)

Finally watched the first episode of PE II -- I watched the ancient Disney movie about a squirrel named Perri in the same week and the difference of quality is so interesting. It's so weird to watch the natural world through lenses in very different eras.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 00:48 (nine years ago)

Can we anticipate Blue Planet 2 in this thread?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39022239

If anything I'm more excited for this than PE2, Blue Planet is my favourite.

chap, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 10:14 (nine years ago)

oh hell yeah

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 14:23 (nine years ago)

!!!!

StanM, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 21:36 (nine years ago)

^^

k3vin k., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 21:39 (nine years ago)

seriously these bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yuv_-I4Z0

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 4 March 2017 17:24 (nine years ago)

ibex are sick

johnny crunch, Saturday, 4 March 2017 17:30 (nine years ago)

they were the ones hopping around on the side of the mountain? they were awesome. i also enjoyed the day-to-night photography & diamond dust a lot.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 4 March 2017 17:31 (nine years ago)

I loved that they were able to feature snow leopards for about 20 minutes this time, after getting such minimal video of them before.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 4 March 2017 18:23 (nine years ago)

"gdamn the hatching iguana/snake ambush sequence is dramatic as hell"

yeah that was the point where my son declared he would not watch this series any further

akm, Saturday, 4 March 2017 19:30 (nine years ago)

we watched that ep last night. the entire episode is amazing from front to back but that iguana sequence O_O. when the one hatches to see another one being eaten alive and is just sitting there under the sand looking like "what the fuck kind of world is this."

Mordy, Saturday, 4 March 2017 19:32 (nine years ago)

Can I stream this anywhere yet?

Jeff, Saturday, 4 March 2017 22:38 (nine years ago)

three years pass...

What the FUCK did i just watch

Daz White (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:11 (five years ago)

Infant gigantic penis incestuous egg rape suicide cult wasps

Daz White (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:12 (five years ago)

That all IMMEDIATELY DIE OR SPAWN AGAIN

fuck me i thought chelsea youth teams led a pointless existence but

Daz White (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:13 (five years ago)

Today is the day that the world learns that figs only exist because they the places where unhatched female wasps are impregnated by their newborn brothers' telescopic penises. This happens shortly after their mother dies inside the fig. #PerfectPlanet https://t.co/OMIRRCmenb

— Jack Ashby (@JackDAshby) January 10, 2021

Daz White (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:17 (five years ago)

I might never eat a fig roll again

kites aren't fun (NickB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:17 (five years ago)

These snakes are some Indiana Jones shit

kites aren't fun (NickB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:24 (five years ago)

what snakes *shudders*

map, Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:25 (five years ago)

Huge writhing mass of garter snakes, like a big wriggling carpet

kites aren't fun (NickB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:31 (five years ago)

The snake gang rape gladiator wall was not in the top two unpleasantries this week map

Daz White (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2021 20:47 (five years ago)

i thought the snakes were hott

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 January 2021 22:22 (five years ago)

Blood on the Rocks

Some amazing footage

Daz White (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2021 00:27 (five years ago)

one year passes...

This new thermal camera tech (in Frozen Planet 2, ep 3) is bananas.

ledge, Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:16 (three years ago)


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