What one piece of advice would you give your twenty year old self?

don't rob
take your fucking tranquilizers, you psychotic fucktard
don't take tranquilizers and leave the oven, you will almost die
keep your eye on the lol

Don't start threads shitting on the look dudes a few years your senior still love.

There's no point in life at which you can can say "Now I've arrived - now I'm content, I've finally pulled myself together/accepted myself as I am ".

Ditch the waistcoat and shirt thing, love, you'll look back and shudder.

Get some hypnosis, and some assertiveness lessons.

Its not unique to you, its called OCD, do something about it.

you're actually quite young. No, really.

You haven't actually accepted being gay, though you think you have. And the gay people you're hanging around with aren't helping. Ditch the gay scene for a bit, learn to like yourself, take up meditation maybe. It'll save you getting 11 years older and realising you haven't been okay about this for a long, long time.

Oh, and bleaching your hair will make it fall out. Hell, do it anyway, though.

I probably wouldn't have listened to any of this. 'cept the last one.

ride your bike.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver arent you your 20 year old self right now?

JUST FUCKING SPLIT UP WITH HER AND STOP BEING A DICK. then go and do a power of shagging.

Yes xpost

There should be a sister thread to this which explains the cryptic advices.

maybe you really should go to disney world with the rest of your family, instead of, you know, staying inside of that dark house for one month straight, being nocturnal, and listening to this mortal coil all the fucking time.

Listen to more AC/DC.

"GET YOUR ASS TO MARS."

FINISH SCHOOL. Quit being so boy-crazy already. Don't be such a rockist. Also, that stuff your dad says isn't true, so don't let it affect your life in such a manner that you shoot yourself in the foot just to spite him.

Don't let your parents and brother make you feel so guilty. Don't open their letters, don't pick up their phone calls (started at 23 and life=easier x2k).

"sorry, the vikings still suck"

that trend you hold on to so hard -- it'll be ass-backwards soon. by the time you catch up, you'll be ass-backwards again.

"cheer up, little guy"

also: quit hanging out in the fucking dark so much. switch a light on and fix your sleeping schedule, you bloody goth!

Poll: Ten Crack Commandments

No, the economy will not crash completely, thereby freeing you from your student loan obligation.

lolz i was so sure this would happen too!

Learn how to start a lawnmower.

Stop spending so much time in the pub and go to some classes. You'll be less inclined to drop out of university and spectacularly underachieve. Also, not every band the NME recommends is worth spending your money on. You'll look back at your record collection in ten years time and wish it was better.

"GET YOUR ASS TO MARS."

― schwantz, Saturday, May 19, 2007 6:30 PM (7 years ago)

lol

Don't worry if you don't feel academically qualified for the majors you want to pursue. Many of your burnout space-case high school friends will end up with successful careers mostly because they picked something and stuck with it.

I've thought a lot about what advice Id give my 20 year old self. But there's nothing I'd tell him not to do, because he wouldn't listen to me anyway, and the embarrassing humiliating things I did back then (eventually) made me a better person. Instead I would say this: Achieving extraordinary goals requires that you do a lot of very ordinary things. Don't put off doing these things, because otherwise your future self (me) is going to regret the time you wasted in ways that you can't begin to comprehend or even imagine.

I'd basically tell myself to quit feeling like the world owed me anything, not to shun people who are trying to be friendly, to not sacrifice the future for the present, and mostly, to move out of my parents' house and never move back in.

I feel like my life rebooted at age 28 and often regret the years I wasted prior to that.

Kill yourself.

:(

god, i've thought about this one a lot. i have these little conversations in my head with 20-year-old me. i don't know what to say to them. some middle-aged transsexual shows up at their doorstep and says "hi, i'm you from the future"? i'm 30-year-old me's worst nightmare, but 20-year-old me... i just got kicked out of school because my oldest brother made death threats from my internet account. i got no idea what the hell is going on with my gender. what the hell do i say to them? "so ok you're a girl, but nobody is going to believe you if you tell them that. hell, _you_ probably don't believe that, nevermind that i'm standing here in front of you right now." and then what? what are they supposed to do? move across the country to portland or seattle, make money doing sex work, live on the streets? find a place to get bootleg estrogen, because god knows nobody would prescribe it _legally_? live my best twink life until i can transition? stay in the midwest but just start wearing dresses and let people treat me like shit? my mom _probably_ wouldn't kick me out of the house if i started wearing dresses. _probably_.

i guess other shit i'd say would be, like. you're weird, but you're not ugly. your hair is really pretty, you should let it grow out. don't bother with a beard. don't bother with benzos, they'll fuck you up. wearing dresses will help you more than taking benzos will, even if you can only do it in private. makeup is hard and don't worry about it if you're bad at it. you might also wanna try taking ADHD meds, it'll help you concentrate. you definitely have ADHD. also autism. sex won't actually fix any of your problems, you don't like it, don't bother with it. don't bother with drugs, either. i know you're hoping they'll give you some great epiphany about your life, well, here i am, i've just given you it, you're a girl. only drug that's gonna do you any good is estrogen. well and the antidepressants and mood stabilizers and shit as well.

i don't know if that's good advice or bad advice. i don't know what my 20 year old self would make of me. i think they'd find me super scary but also super cool. is what i think.