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New month, new thread.

It's spring, how does your garden grow?

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

This weekend, I mainly planted flowers. My rocket is already coming up nicely. I'm expecting cornflowers, morning glory and sweet peas. Yes, I'm going for a blue theme.

I did the soaking overnight in warm dark water, too. Some of the seeds started germinating in the cup!

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Things are a bit different around here. I'm confused.

Is everyone at lunch? I had to do my laundry this morning (two weeks worth, ugh) because yesterday morning the laundrette wasn't open because the lock was broken. Sigh.

I went to Sonic Cathedrals, though, to their Nico tribute night. Which was nice. I hate the Social, though. One of the bands actually managed to get Kevin Sheilds out of the house to "do sound" which I was hoping would be kind of like him doing live remixes, but really he just seemed to turn the delay up to 11 on everything.

It was a bit much by the end of the night, though. I really wanted to give Dot Allison a hot cup of tea and a lie-down, she seemed like she needed it. And the Butterflies of Love? More like the Eagles Of Wibble. I don't really get them at all.

Had a nice little chat with Roger from the Early Years who was telling me all the gossip from NYC and saying "Joel is really nice, isn't he?" and I just went "yes, he's a sweetheart ::little swoony sigh::"

Oh! And Nat gave me the new School of Seven Bells single. It is very yellow and psychedelic. Yeah. Awesome.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I germinated in my cup once, I was never happier about breaking for lunch.

― g-kit, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Where is everyone? At lunch? On holiday? In Belgium? (Well, obviously that's where Nath is all the time, but has Ed gone there or Finland? It's like the "where's Waldo?" game trying to figure out where Ed is.)

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

warm dark water

???

damn, i wanted to go to that nico thing. early years are aces - playing with brakes and electrelane soom, woo.

i have done no planting of seeds or indeed germinating. i have, however, eaten lots of nice food over the last few days including snails and cockles.

― CharlieNo4, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I nearly messaged you about it, Chuck, but thought you weren't speaking to me about some stupid shit or other. :-P

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

It is so quiet today.

Schools have broken up.

― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

[xpost to kate]

not at all! i can count the occasions on which i've been not talking to you on the fingers of one finger. i'm not really into such frippery.

either way it's moot, since i doubt i'd have been able to haul ass out of the sofa last night. damn schnapps. ugh.

― CharlieNo4, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I was at lunch until a few moments ago. Don't agree with you about Butterflies of Love -- Dream Driver is a fantastic song. The two main guys in the band have the same surname but are unrelated a la Duran Duran.

Classic Wines and Beers in Cowley Road brings Belgium to my doorstep...Chimay, Le Trappe num num.

I had a great weekend! Started off by going to the Actors' Church in Covent Garden to see TS "hisnameisananagramoftoiletsyknow" Eliot's Murder in the Cathedral with my mum. The real actual Archbishop was in the audience and there was a real ROFFLE bit where the noblemen sent to kill Thomas Becket justify their actions to the audience saying "Why kill an archbishop" looking R Williams staright in the eye heh heh.

Last night won most of the rounds of the quiz at teh George in Littlemore and the money at the end, so now have 3 free rounds of drinks for next Sunday....it'll be a Happy Easter!

― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, obv. I saw them live rather than listening to the record. They were very good at what they do, but what they do just left me cold. like I said, they just remind me of the Eagles.

Something I never thought I'd say in my life, but after last night I AM SICK OF BANDS TRYING TO SOUND LIKE THE VELVET UNDERGROUND!!! OK, just had to get that off my chest. Too many viola players spoils the voibe. It was quite funny that they DJ'd something like 4 hours worth of VU and Nico covers. I was singing "I'll Keep It ... Vit MIIIIINE!!!" on the bus home.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

One for Ed:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-German-MANDOLA-about-1920-Cister-Waldzither_W0QQitemZ220098204376QQcategoryZ10179QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

How about that for a mandola?

― Pashmina, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Talking of VU, I saw John Cale a couple of weeks back and he was amazing. Encored with Venus in Furs but that was the only time we heard his viola. I really must check out his back catalogue -- there's a lot to check. Honestly, I've been really remiss. I don't even own a copy of Paris 1919.

― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone was playing something that looked like that last night! Except it couldn't have been, I think it was just an ordinary 12-string guitar from an odd angle.

It is lovely, though. x-post

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post notification is back! Hurrah!!!

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=009&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=190097196515&rd=1&rd=1

How about this, then? "VINTAGE ANTIQUE THEORBOED GERMAN GUITAR LUTE c.1900"! If only I had enough money!

― Pashmina, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

german and austrian ebay are great for odd acoustic/folk instruments.

― Pashmina, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeebus, stop posting this pr0nography when I'm supposed to be doing monthend! ;-)

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

...or maybe (sorry, kate) a SCHRAMMEL-GUITAR:

http://cgi.ebay.at/SCHRAMMELGITARRE-SCHRAMMEL-HARP-GUITAR-VIENNA-1900-TOP_W0QQitemZ320098359599QQcategoryZ7799QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Or a HACKBRETT:

http://cgi.ebay.at/Hackbrett_W0QQitemZ270104320921QQcategoryZ7799QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

The hackbrett is v.annoying, I was going to bid on it, but it's pick-up only, & located in Austria, a little impractical.

I was going to bid on this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=006&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=160099115714&rd=1&rd=1

...last night, but we had visitors over, and I forgot. That'll teach me to associate w/other people, won't it. What a lovely little thing, and it only went for 35 quid, grr.

This, I'm determined to get:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160101464220&ssPageName=MERC_VIC_RCRX_Pr2_PcY_BID_IT&refitem=160099115714&itemcount=2&refwidgetloc=closed_view_item&usedrule1=CrossSell_LogicX&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget

Isn't that cute? I like the name - "Ligyrophon" as well.

― Pashmina, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't the harpguitar what blokey out of Kaleidescope US used to play? there's certainly pictures of one of them holding one all over the booklet.

I keep reading "Ligyrphon" as "Liphgryphon".

These pictures are cheering me up somewhat, though. I am feeling rather down today for reasons too tedious to get into.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, also, Johnney B, if you are around, I have finally bought a coffee table/mixing desk thing. (Actually I think it started life as a TV stand/VCR holder but it ended up in my local Oxfam for £15, and it is the right coloured wood for my house.) So if you want the food processor, it is yours!

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Got a cold. Haven't read thread yet as im in a rush, my dad needs me to go down the town with him. What was the result of the other poll? I can't see the result anywhere!

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

The poll was jazz and B&S tied at 18 votes each.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

How is your dad doing, BTW? Recovered from aftereffects of the accident?

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Eeep! The poll has disappeared! It was there this morning!

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Lock a thread, poll is dead.

― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I have *got* to stop reading the Guardian Weekend magazine. Their "Love By Numbers" column has been winding the fuck out of me and depressing me.

Over the past few weeks, it's been established -

-women with lower IQs are more likely to get married than ones with higher IQs (ditto higher education)
-overweight women have almost no chance of doing well at dating
-and then this weekend, women UNDER average height are far more likely to get married than ones of over average height
-and oh yeah, in case all this shit was getting you down on men? Forget it! You can't even give up and become a lesbian because it's more likely you'll change your nationality than your sexuality.

::beats head against desk::

I mean, what is the point of this, except to unnecessarily depress those old, fat, too tall, overeducated women who are CLEARLY NEVER GOING TO FIND HUSBANDS!!!

I can't decide which depresses me more - the horribly depressing "statistics" they use to back this up, or the implicit statement that getting married and having babies is the be-all and end-all of romance, love, LIFE, etc.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

So Marissa's writing for the Guardian now?

― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning. Restful.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

No, for Marissa subsitute "record companies" for men, but same old shit, really.

It's true, though, all women in rock are TINY. But then again, most men in rock are tiny, as well. But I think it's like the reverse of models - they hire rock stars so tiny because they make the guitars look good. It's all a conspiracy by Fender and Gibson, clearly.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate the magazine supplements of newspapers anyway; temples to Mammon. They're just one long commercial break. There is imho nothing to be gained from reading the print versh of any newspaper, the 'core' that is available online is all you need. The only time I ever read actual real papers is if I'm meeting someone in the pub and they're late, to give me something to do while I'm waiting.

― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

That documentary: Stacia was 6 foot 2!

Blimey!

― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the Guardian Weekend because ... well, I'm not sure. It's just comforting or something. The photography tends to be quite good. And I get to laugh at Jon Ronson and Lucy Mangan. (At, not with. At.) But it does sometimes weird me out, the disparity between the grimness of the articles, and then the second half of the magazine is BUY THIS BUY THAT CONSUMERISM IS YOUR GOD!!! LAST YEAR'S WALLPAPER IS NO GOOD, PINK IS THE NEW BLACK!!! and I always hate the clothes, and even moreso hate the underfed teenagers they have modelling them. (Even their "older" models just looked totally underfed - like the time they had that article on anorexia and there was this picture of a woman dying from anorexia on the cover, then turn the page and there's a lollipop model not far off from her body fat ratio.)

And this weekend was the first time in AGES that I'd actually liked the decoration in the featured house. (Because it was all Yves Klein Blue.)

And sometimes, very occasionally they have hott boys modelling cardigans or something - but very rarely do they have boys modelling, and even more rarely are they hott any more. Bah.

I should stop reading it. But I'd die without the crossword puzzle. Maybe I should sign up to get that online, but they want you to pay for it.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

NO SPOILERS ON THE HAWKWIND DOC, PLEASE!!! At least not until I've seen it.

But yeah, she was 6'2". Either

1) Total Tall Hottness
or
2) WILL NEVER GET MARRIED, ACCORDING TO THE GUARDIAN LOVE BY NUMBERS (even though she married some rock star in the end.)

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

...and is the average British woman *really* only 5'3"?

No wonder clothes never fit me. :-(

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

NO SPOILERS CITY ARIZONA:

as I didn't get to see it (all). But I can helpfully add that there's a full version of the "Silver Machine" promo after the main doc.

Also, before it, a nice comp of various psyche feat: Syd Floyd, Grateful Dead off Alan Wicker programme, Jimi off Lulu, and others.

And a doc about hippies from 1970.

Boy, how do I heart BBC4. I was dead pissed off when Heat stopped covering the schedule in the TV pages.

― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

why does the graun waste its readers' time with something like Love by Numbers? At least you can justify the astrology sections in papers coz ppl who realise its bollocks still quite like to read their stars for fun.

― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure if it's there to turn you into a nailbiting drinkscounting Bridget Jonesalike or to let you be able to go "oh, of COURSE I can't get laid - I'm an overweight, overeducated, too tall FREAK, and let me guess 9 out of 10 single women fitting those criteria are BITTER AS FUCK well I wonder why the fuck why? Because we're sick of getting those types of statistics shoved down our throats?" Argh.

It's just designed to make you feel insecure, I think. And it's working. I left my clothes too long in the dryer this morning and none of them fit and now I'm having the OMIGOD I AM A HORRIBLE FATTIE ARGH horrible I am so ugly and monstrous badhairfatday. :-(

Shoot me now. I'm always like this during MonthEnd, aren't I?

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

newspapers are slaves to the companies who advertise in them, as it is they who pay their way. Certainly not the ppl who buy the papers heh heh. So in a way, yes, they do want ppl to feel insecure coz they know that many people will try to buy their way out of their insecurity. Guess no-one with a conscience is going to last 5 minutes as a journo, same as the board room or the political chamber I guess.

― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am a monstrous fatty with bad hair, I just don't want to have to spend any money about it. :-(

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

My dad is ok now thanks.
I forgot about the Hawkwind documentary.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: the poll. Are Watercooler posters really B&S fans or did B&S fans just turn up to vote a la Brit Awards?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

How many votes did Funk get?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Funk was quite close behind, IIRC.

I have kind of a hard time believing that nigh on 60 people read the watercooler, let alone vote, so I suspect it was the latter.

Having a bit of a rough day today. :-(

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

the population of lurkdom is always difficult to determine. I'd imagine that lurkdom's inhabitants do turn up at the polling booth, then disappear silently into the night without voicing their views more openly.

― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Or people just see POLL and then look vote and don't look again until the result.

But it's quite possible there are 60 regular readers with many just lurking.
Don't feel intimidated folks. Join in!

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Jazz and B&S tied for first, didn't they?

― Mark G, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, it was Jazz and B&S with 18 points each.

Feeling more and more down as the afternoon goes on. Trying to figure out why - I know this seems like pointless navelgazing to some, but honestly, if it's situational, then I can figure out what situation triggers it, and avoid it in the future. Because I was in a lovely mood most of the weekend.

Is it the stress of monthend? Or is it going to SC, and that whole "go on your own, stand on your own, go home and you cry and want to die" thing? Because I've had that experience before, too, that even though I love the music and the club, going to these things by myself makes me feel very very lonely, and that sets off the depressive spiral.

Or it could be monthend. But monthend usually makes me cranky and short-tempered, not actually miserable. :-(

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, going to clubs by yourself and sitting on your own makes you feel invisible. Almost as invisible as no one talking to you because you're being depressed on your own thread. Bah.

OK, I'll carry on talking to myself.

I took my sketchbook so I would have something to do, and not feel quite so much like a lump on a shelf. But in a way, that's almost worse because all kinds of strange people come up and try to take this as an entry to talk to you. And I know that's supposed to be the point at clubs, but for some reason, I don't mind random strangers talking to me about my sketches at the Windmill, but at the Social it just feels icky.

Maybe that's my prejudices, that people at the Windmill are usually there because they want to see the bands, and are part of the freak family - while randoms at the Social have just wandered in because it's "cool" and are horrible fashiony types.

God, it's 5.30 already and I only just finished the first report. I thought I'd have more of a break before I started monthend proper. :-(

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

In belgium, knackered.

wow, my first xpost warning

― Ed, Monday, 2 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 1270 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Don't mess with the Irish:

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/science%20of%20sleep%20SPLASH.jpg

BEARTRAPS

― G00blar, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:20 (sixteen years ago) link

A Kyuss website turned up in my dreams last night! And I haven't even listened to it yet!

x-post ARGH!!! no wonder they make those silly "promise ring" things with the freaky disembodied hands on them.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link

My 2 Pola Negri DVDs just arrived from the states!

Check out the story on one of them, WTF:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0016548/usercomments

― Pashmina, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Look bellzouki copies with three pickups.

― Ed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link

The muso corner on Billy Bragg's forum has some interesting stuff, the guitar talk is good.

― Ed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Those aren't bellzouki copies! Those are fake Vox Teardrops!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:36 (sixteen years ago) link

some of this guy's instruments might interest you, Ed:

http://www.jerryjonesguitars.com/index.htm

― Pashmina, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Aw yeah...

Ultimately, the Countess confronts the hypocritical Granger at a meeting of the town council. Armed with a horse-whip, she flogs him bloody before the shocked assembly of village elders.

My kind of a lady!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:38 (sixteen years ago) link

however fucking chr1s m@rt1n plays one

― Ed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link

So did Brian Jones. (A vox teardrop, at least.)

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:42 (sixteen years ago) link

That cutaway 12 string is lovely.

― Ed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha ha ha, we are comparing the looks of the new interviewees, cause apparently the last one they interviewed had beautiful cheekbones. I keep asking them to hire some eye candy for us ladies, but they never do!

And then somehow we got on the "I want a beard" conversation.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ah! Apparently if you get minoxadil on your face, you will grow facial hair! So what if I got it and rubbed it on my cheeks, would I get sideburns?!?!? Awesome! Too bad it's prescription only.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link

mmmm Mulligatawny Soup = awesome lunches

Why do no two mulligatawnies ever taste the same?

I shall now contemplate afternoon CAKE.

― onimo, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha ha, I've just remembered I used to think Mulligatawny soup was Irish when I was a lad

― Tom D., Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:52 (sixteen years ago) link

POLAR BEARS tbh

― g-kit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

onimo check email (and others)

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link

you want me to check my mail?

― g-kit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link

or you want onimo to check my mail?

― g-kit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

i have no new mail

― g-kit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

made you look

― Ed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i have new mail! aquarterof.co.uk have added Jelly Babies and Strawberry and Cream Jellies to their catalogue! Not to mention resurrecting Chelsea Whoppers!

― onimo, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

oh wait

― onimo, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i have other new mail

thanks pfunkdude :)

― onimo, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I got a track from Dr. C's new band! Hurrah!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:02 (sixteen years ago) link

you fuckers

― g-kit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

waht

― onimo, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Language, Timothy

― Tom D., Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

No one else has mailed me all day - except a couple of Nigerian gentlemen wanting to share their ill gotten gains with me. :-(

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I sent you an email kate

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:06 (sixteen years ago) link

and teh kit should've got it too. hmmm. maybe I need to resend.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, I just got that one, too.

Just so you know, Kerr - I'm not gonna be able to check my email for the next 10 days starting tomorrow. Or at least, I'm not supposed to type at all.

OK, Kyuss were alright until the dude started singing and he's total CONSTAPATION ROCK!!!!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://users.skynet.be/JePe/images/1969%20-%20Jay%20Hawkins%20-%20Constipation%20Blues%20-%20Label%20Front.jpg

― Tom D., Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to think that but then John Garcia grew on me. Still prefer Josh Homme singing though.
Garcia is great in Unida/Hermano where the vocals suit it more.
I guess you don't like Ian Astbury singing for The Cult then? Since the voices are pretty much the same.(Garcia's influences he says are Ian Astbury and Earth Wind & Fire)

x-post

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link

er ok thanks

― g-kit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I think The Cult may well be my answer to the "You Owned More Than One Album By Them. You Listened To Them Fairly Often. You Knew, In Your Heart Of Hearts, That They Really Weren't Very Good." thread on ILM that I haven't posted to.

― onimo, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Ian Astbury was never quite *that* constipated. He was more Rubber Plant influenced. And Rubber Plant isn't constipation rock, he is "he's got plyers on his balls" rock.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Ian Astbury was well constipated... and not fit to lace Planty's moccasins!

― Tom D., Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm on another call with TTH right NOW! She's still TT&H today.

― Dr.C, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

No, he was definitely plyers on balls school of RAWK singing, not constipation rock.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link

He was trying for pliers on his balls but came out constipated

― Tom D., Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link

x-x-post, dammit I need a new IRL crush. Like, not a celeb crush or a crush on a dead person, but an actual crush on a person I can look at, and interact with and speak to (or fail to speak because I am being too googly-eyed crushed out).

There were too many ex-crushes there last night, and it just made me vaguely disappointed. I mean, Jim's cute but he just looks WAY TOO MUCH like my brother which is totally creepy, and besides, he's kind of too awkward about being crushed on. Joe remains hott, but then again he plays BANJO which excludes proper crushability.

And I think I just want someone totally new. Am jealous of how Emsk was talking about her hair-twirling and Dr. C with his puppydog eyes thing.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link

He was trying for pliers on his balls but came out constipated

Ever tried taking a shit with pliers on your balls?

(me neither but I don't imagine I'd be too keen)

― onimo, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

What a bizarre conversation.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Plyers on his balls school of RAWK singing = AC/DC.

Constipation rock school of RAWK singing - Journey, Asia, Eddie Money, etc.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

NEW CRUSH NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

Grrrrr.

I feel sleepy, I think I've had too much sugar again.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Kate> since you won't be able to type for 10 days can you start a new cooler please? This one is quite long. (also can we have a best krautrock poll or something?)

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Eddie Money? Nobody outside the USA has any idea what Eddie Money sounds like!

― Tom D., Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

No, no more polls on the Cooler, as we lose the results when the threads get locked. OK, I will start a new one.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53408

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link

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