I actually went as far as taking a photo of one of those sponges in a shop window several months back, w/ a mind to bump this thread, but either forgot or couldn't be bothered
lol @ the Mail seeking a quote for this from a spokesperson for UAF
― wring wring wring wring wring wring wring wring homophone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 April 2012 10:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OMdhl.jpg
― tebow kortwa (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/ronnie438.jpg
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
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Good player Reizeger and this proposed transfers been suggested for a good while. I wouldnt say Michael Reizeger is ugly but you could open a bottle of Bud on those buck teeth of his!
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
Which Ronaldo? If you mean the bloke who could open a bottle of beer with his teeth (easily) then is Real Madrid again. Come to think of it you won't go far wrong with Real Madrid. The bench probably costs more than most clubs (not just the price of the players). When I say bench I obviously mean the substitutes that sit on the sidelines during a game. Not a piece of wood....
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing Dai Dare
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― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
motherload of crazyee----> http://www.badassmotherfuckers.org/
― limited holiday edition eggnog (soda), Friday, 16 November 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://news.panasonic.net/stories/2011/0816_6210.html
― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link
http://soccerly.com/article/Oliben/an-inside-look-at-ronaldinhos-new-teeth
― how's life, Sunday, 22 September 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5eYhx9a.jpg
― ۩, Saturday, 30 November 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
this thread is a nice reminder of how far ilx has come in just a few years btw
― k3vin k., Saturday, 30 November 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrieEXGIQAArTat.jpg
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 01:34 (nine years ago) link
oh lol i didn't fucking see 2 posts ago
was coming here to post same lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 July 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link
not enough ronaldinho itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83rinbq_8uI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Evi9y74A0s
― ogmor, Thursday, 3 July 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
just a fucking bottle opener ffs
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 July 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
we have two of those suarez bottle openers in the office. the owners are argentinian and mexican.
― koogs, Thursday, 24 July 2014 12:24 (nine years ago) link
Please someone explain clearly to me, because I am clearly an idiot, exactly *how* this is racist.― ailsa, Thursday, March 22, 2007 2:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ailsa, Thursday, March 22, 2007 2:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol (not directed at you koogs)
― marcos, Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link
also DJP's post needs to be in the first response hall of fame if it is not already
― marcos, Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
i love that the first three posts so clearly demarcate the lines of the oncoming clusterfuck
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
*incredulousness**unflappable enthusiasm*
looking like ronaldinho is racist now
― your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 July 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/yasiel-puig-uses-his-mouth-to-open-two-beers-at-the-sam-1639231462
― who cares? the moon sucks. (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 26 September 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
I have to assume all the british posters at the start of this thread are paying tribute to stewart lee's routine about jimmy hill by acting out the part of hill
I have to
― Onan Pullett (wins), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
every few months i skimread through this thread
― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 September 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
at last, some good humour to defuse the situation! some of you highly-strung types ought to learn a lesson from this. looking at you, ethan.
― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:58 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:58 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
2 weeks pass...
let us discuss whether the portrayal of Ronaldinho on the Simpsons was as offensive or whatever as the bottle opener:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pou-5Vcv0TE
― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:32 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nooooooooo
― Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:35 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's Ronaldo, not Ronaldinho. Probably best not to think all black guys look the same on this thread, Alex.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:37 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 September 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
the duration and recapitulation of the arguments here is quite something, mostly one would expect a 1000 page thread like this to be perhaps 400 posts of argument, 200 posts of partially related sniping and then a long cadenza of meta and periodic reminiscence
in this thread people are still trying to determine whether or not the ronaldinho bottle opener might, in fact, be racist after about 850 posts
― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 September 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
I don't think I've got that far although there are always a couple of die-hards no
― Onan Pullett (wins), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
like the japanese guy who thinks it's still ww2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MW0U4UER2c
― Onan Pullett (wins), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
first response hall of fame
― horseshoe, Friday, 26 September 2014 23:01 (nine years ago) link
the thing is so grotesque and repellent, quite why anyone would want such an object even if it weren't racist
http://i.imgur.com/F1DwB95.jpg
― nakhchivan, Friday, 26 September 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link
i dont know who the fuck ronaldinho is but im pretty sure i saw that bottle opener at the end of 'bamboozled'― and what, Thursday, March 22, 2007 10:55 AM (7 years ago)
― sarahell, Saturday, 27 September 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
it's been nice shitting with you guys
― Onan Pullett (wins), Saturday, 27 September 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
Paul Robinson Chin Ironing BoardWayne Rooney Dog-Training KitMichael Carrick Diaper Dollie with Real Wets-Itself ActionSuper Nail-Bashing Hammer with Michael Owen's Face (Peen End) and Gary Neville's Face (Claw End)
underrated post
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
this was a coming of age, of sorts
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
would like to stake an inarguable claim for Most Improved
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link
damn shd have been
i would like to point out that i am the Most Improved
did it ever get conclusively established whether the bottle opener was racist
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
the only thing to be said in defence of the 'not racist' crowd is that the sort of iconography it duplicates is not quite as familiar in england, and where it does occur it doesn't look quite the same
largely because unlike the people who came up with darlie toothpaste et al, its authors would never have seen any black people so instead of a sort of monstrous deformation of the familiar, they are more purely fictive, rather like the chinoiserie figurines of the 18th and early 19th century
that doesn't explain the way people were still defending it even when its character was amply demonstrated though
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
the priggish bullheadedness of imbecile youth obvs
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
true, although most of the rest don't have access to that defence
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
louis when I was reading this thread from the beginning I didn't realise that unfished business was you which has not been the case with any of your other noms de theatre so you may have a point
― Onan Pullett (wins), Saturday, 27 September 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
obviously most of the world is oblivious to how race functions in brazil but it's sort of peculiar how people who do not identify as black/preto (iirc ronaldinho identifies as pardo/mixed or mb moreno) are considered black elsewhere. there's an argument that within brazil the distinction doesn't really change how ppl are treated, and it's certainly more true abroad wrt anti-black racism; ronaldinho was called an ape by a mexican politician recently (he's moved to queretaro)
it feels worth noting that ronaldinho had cosmetic dental surgery last year
― ogmor, Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
theres only a vague correlation between how brazilian people identify themselves racially and their ancestry
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
very much doubt whether ronaldinho identifies as 'pardo' though
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
well obv ancestry is so mixed compared to most countries that any categories are going to be especially arbitrary and loose. can't find the bit about ronaldinho's identification but suspect it was on this blog - http://blackwomenofbrazil.co/
― ogmor, Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
they arent quite as arbitrary as all that and it very much depends on what part of the country, rio grande do sul where he comes from has large populations of german, swiss, polish people etc and a different sort of identity to equatorial brazil, ronaldinho is i think petit-bourgeois by birth unlike most famous brazilian players which would shift his terms of identification somewhat but id imagine he would still be de facto classified as preto by most
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link
there's a lot of debate on that brazilian blog about self-identification vs perceptions & how/if/to what extent ppl distance themselves from blackness. the number of brazilians identifying as preto has shrunk a lot & it's an issue for anti-racist campaigners
― ogmor, Saturday, 27 September 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
my favourite ronaldinho goals
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O3otJu2FWE
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74i9cSi-WxU
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
#4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns7lkn3Gahs
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEiMWZEns1s
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:45 (nine years ago) link
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZkJnsADaww
#1
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link
that should be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m6mz0-hlFc
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
Ronaldinho has made 14 appearances in all competitions - scoring only three goals and making two assists.
However, the Mexican club's fitness coach Roberto Bassagaisteguy recently revealed the 34-year-old hasn't been pulling his weight in training.
''He doesn't do physical exercise,' Bassagaisteguy said of Ronaldinho. 'I can't force him to run because he doesn't like it. He does special exercises with special players. I know what they like.
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Saturday, 14 February 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link
Kabuscorp president Kangamba expects Ronaldinho to be plying his trade in Girabola - the top division of Angolan football - at the halfway mark of 2015.
"It's a certainty. We are negotiating, but Ronaldinho has to terminate the contract with his current club, and then be able to join us in June," Kangamba told Public Television Angola (PTA) .
"You may ask why I picked Ronaldinho... Well, I want quality in my squad."
If Ronaldinho does complete a move to Kabuscorp, he would follow in the footsteps of former team-mate Rivaldo, who joined the club on a one-year deal in 2012.
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― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 23:18 (eight years ago) link
http://www.watoday.com.au/sport/soccer/brazil-football-legend-ronaldinho-crashes-car-gets-snapped-in-tearyeyed-selfie-20151007-gk3518.html
― écorché (S-), Thursday, 8 October 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
Saw this bit of questionable kitchen equipment in Primark yesterday:http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oVOKUr9sL._SY300_.jpg
― bored at work (snoball), Friday, 8 January 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link
Progress!
http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/redsox/2016/08/09/red-sox-deem-david-ortiz-bobblehead-racially-insensitive/qwAnoxGz56oV5pxohgrFuM/story.html
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
In unprintable language, Ortiz said he agreed with the team’s decision.
I want to know what he said!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 11 August 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link
I'm going to go with "What the fuck is this shit?"
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link
Two versions of the bobblehead were made. The Red Sox found both unacceptable.
Good Lord, what did the first one look like?
― pplains, Thursday, 11 August 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
http://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/how-america-bought-and-sold-racism/
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 May 2017 08:53 (six years ago) link
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/football-legend-ronaldinho-pictured-with-chechen-leader-ramzan-kadyrov-accused-by-canada-of-a3589721.html
― sarahell, Monday, 17 July 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
oops
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
There's a more general purpose Ronaldinho thred fwiwRonaldinho
― nashwan, Monday, 17 July 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link
i almost posted that recent horrendously ugly statue of ronaldo here
― brimstead, Monday, 17 July 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
WHATEVER, ASSHOLES, SIPPY CUPS HAVE TO BE SHAPED A CERTAIN WAY!― horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 April 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link
Galaxy brain thoughts right there
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 23 April 2018 03:19 (six years ago) link
Thanks to #blackface @Prada, now you can take #sambo home with you for the holidays #StopRacism #StopBlackface #StopPrada pic.twitter.com/5t2cvosLIF— Chinyere Ezie (@lawyergrrl) December 13, 2018
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 15 December 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link
Oh ok
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 15 December 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link
bernardo silva would like to point out he has been otm in this thread
― imago, Monday, 23 September 2019 11:05 (four years ago) link
send him my best!
― treeship., Monday, 23 September 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link
primo
― imago, Monday, 23 September 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
Just got out of a meeting where I had to explain to our management team from Germany that naming our extended Black Friday sale "Black Week" was maybe not a good idea.
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 22 November 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
hahahahahahahahaha
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
"Come on in, the savings are SPOOKY GOOD!"
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link
oh no
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 22 November 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
"Let's call a spade a spade; you'd have to be a total monkey to pass up these deals! N****r!"
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
got them to settle on "Our week long Black Friday sale" literally hours before they sent the blast out to like 25,000 customers.
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 22 November 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
I couldn't find a more appropriate thread for this: https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/02/tech/amazon-auschwitz-products-removed-scli-intl/index.html
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
Selling "Christmas ornaments" with images of Auschwitz does not seem appropriate. Auschwitz on a bottle opener is rather disturbing and disrespectful. We ask @amazon to remove the items of those suppliers. https://t.co/0uG2JG558e pic.twitter.com/ucZoTWPk1W— Auschwitz Memorial (@AuschwitzMuseum) December 1, 2019
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
the pitfalls of algorithmic products.
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
ha you stole my coda
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link
I have to applaud Auschwitz Memorial's stone-faced reaction to this horrifying shit:
Sadly, it is not over yet @amazon. The "Massacre Auschwitcz (!) Birkenau Jewish Death" mousepad is another disturbing online product. We are not sure if @yadvashem would like the "Christmas ornament" with a freight car used for deporting Jews for extermination either. https://t.co/qDEEzqzwSU pic.twitter.com/wXExhFZPmV— Auschwitz Memorial (@AuschwitzMuseum) December 1, 2019
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
The "Massacre Auschwitcz (!) Birkenau Jewish Death" mousepad is another disturbing online product.
This is a strong contender for Understatement of the Year
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
Kind of glad there wasn't a more appropriate thread for it? This one barely is tbh.
In the wake of DJP's link, there were some local stories here consisting of the same "bad taste" element. Online vendors pull xmas stuff or postcards or canvas posters that were "decorated" w/ images of concentration camps. Any morality is lost on bots (and those who let bots roam free), but I've seen shops online presenting posters/stickers/canvas etc with questionable content before. Basically, the "store" works as follows: if it's an image that exists on the internet, we can print it for you on X, look: here's an example.
xps all otm
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
I'm in a facebook group that documents US conservatives' weird obsession with AOC, and there were some bottle opener images recently that gave me flashbacks to this thread (especially with the handful of "I don't see how that's racist" replies).
Just goes to show, the real divide on the "Racist trinkets: classic or dud?" issue has never been UK/US
― Mark E. Smith died this year. Or, maybe last year. (bernard snowy), Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link
(AOC = Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the popular young Democratic congresswoman from NYC. Sorry I didn't spell it out in my post!)
― Mark E. Smith died this year. Or, maybe last year. (bernard snowy), Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link
denial about UK racism is off the charts in this thread
― Left, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link
also i don't speak dutch but i imagine the zwarte piet debates are pretty much the same
― Left, Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:22 (three years ago) link
I... Idk about this new drink at a thematic bar in Santiago. pic.twitter.com/clPU5LPLxV— SuperheroesInColor (@HeroesInColor00) November 10, 2021
― peace, man, Thursday, 11 November 2021 14:14 (two years ago) link
uh
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Thursday, 11 November 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
Spotted this variety of kale on display yesterday at the Chelsea Flower Show ffs.
― Madchen, Thursday, 26 May 2022 09:27 (one year ago) link