old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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debbie harry, obv

wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

donald sutherland

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Faye Dunaway.

chap (chap), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dakota Fanning

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Robert Deniro, circa Taxi Driver

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I just spit coffee out my nose, on my keyboard. Thanks guys.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't let FB fool you; he does that as a matter of routine.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11404534_394b01f61a_m.jpg

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

obvious choice
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102276A~Jane-Fonda-Barbarella-Posters.jpg
&
oh man...
http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/0/975.jpg

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnersm.jpg

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

barbara stanwyck

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly102/grace_kelly_1_.jpg

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Barb was around when hitler was around you can do both I think

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 25 April 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

And killing Hitler may score you big points with Barb.

nickn, Saturday, 25 April 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

Just watched the Bunuel film in that thread, and I suppose I'd leave my wife for Lucia Bosé too.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNmIyM2I5OTktMWFmZS00NmViLWI1NDAtYTViYzYyOTMyYTVkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzk4OTI2MjM@._V1_.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

unnngghh so hott 🙀

https://i.ibb.co/BysP9D2/9109141-old-pencil.jpg

lumen (esby), Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

she has a bridget fonda vibe in the above pic, maybe?

I was going to say Jennifer Jason Leigh

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:26 (three years ago) link

esby is your wife a curvy colombian woman

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

Every time I watch Black Narcissus, it's obvious this is Kathleen Byron.

Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link

Yes. In the Small Back Room as well.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

Joan Greenwood. That voice!

by the light of the burning Citroën, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

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good god! i never get randy for old celebrities but toshiro mifune? words fail me

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

Yeah

is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, 4 December 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

toshiro mifune giggle and blush club

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Just saw Thief Of Bagdad (1940), I really like John Justin's face (but his moustache is one of the amusingly jarring things in the film), didn't think I'd ever seen him before but he was in some Ken Russell films in smaller roles.

I thought there must be some fanfiction about him and Sabu, but to my surprise there are 49 pieces on ArchiveOfOurOwn and from skimming the tags and synopses most of them seem to be about Conrad Veidt and the princess, in sympathy with him! I guess some people found his desperation and passion charming?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

Vincent Price aged 19 in 1930 pic.twitter.com/UZBhbpf5EO

— Hammer Horror Films (@HorrorHammer1) December 15, 2020

pedantly admonishment (aldo), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

caroline blackwood jeez

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 02:30 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvF92XYWgAEcWRo.jpg

George O'Brien, best remembered for Sunrise (1927).

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link

Young Vincent Price mostly reminds me of Patrick Marber.

chap, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

I see Tom Hardy.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

Agreed

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

All the talk of The Silent Partner on the obituary thread has me thinking about Celine Lomez, also in Réjeanne Padovani.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/celine1.jpg
https://phildellio.tripod.com/celine2.jpg

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2021 05:54 (three years ago) link

Not strictly speaking relevant to this thread, but my main memory of Réjeanne Padovani (the film) was that it had the ugliest costumes in any film ever (mid-70's Quebec politicians in garish polyester suits), utterly authentic to the time and place though.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 7 February 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

I would play on TV in the mid/late-70s (CFTO, I think), and I'd watch it just so I could see Celine Lomez. None of it made the least bit of sense to me (not that my knowledge of Quebec politics is any greater today than it was at 16). I only realized years later--it screened once at Lightbox--that it was one of Denys Arcand's first films.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

you're a saucy one, countess of somerset and enema-murderess frances howard

https://i0.wp.com/thehistoryjar.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Frances-Howard.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 January 2024 01:36 (three months ago) link

Louise Brooks, preferably at a seedy hotel in Berlin around 1926

https://i0.wp.com/26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgld61WXbl1qh8bkco1_400.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 13 January 2024 02:59 (three months ago) link

no murdering anyone with a poisoned enema, no credibility

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 January 2024 03:34 (three months ago) link

What a way to go, amirite?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 13 January 2024 05:09 (three months ago) link

Also a remarkable way to die.

bae (sic), Saturday, 13 January 2024 08:33 (three months ago) link

Howard is an ancestor of Celia Imrie

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Saturday, 13 January 2024 09:25 (three months ago) link

Poisoned Enema is the name of my new album.

nickn, Monday, 15 January 2024 18:04 (three months ago) link

Imagine it's a hair metal platter

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 January 2024 18:22 (three months ago) link

So many dead links

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 January 2024 19:29 (three months ago) link

So many dead celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:06 (three months ago) link

honestly I'd have sex with a celebrity I didn't even find attractive if it meant I got to travel back in time. not really something you get to do every day, willing to bargain for it with my body if need be

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:09 (three months ago) link

now we're just quibbling over price, as the man said

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:28 (three months ago) link

Louise Brooks, preferably at a seedy hotel in Berlin around 1926

Yes to Louise Brooks, but a couple of years later in Pandora’s Box
https://classichollywood.wordpress.com/2016/05/01/pandoras-box/

Dan Worsley, Monday, 15 January 2024 20:34 (three months ago) link

whole thread is a great example of why men shouldn't write sci fi

Left, Monday, 15 January 2024 20:37 (three months ago) link

sh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:41 (three months ago) link

a friend of mine pointed this out, and it's also true for me, no doubt due to a combination of demographics, what type of social media accounts I follow, etc

but it's true: I see a picture of Debbie Harry every single day of my life

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 January 2024 22:30 (three months ago) link

Ha, I think I do too… if you follow Chris Stein on Twitterx you’re already there. The crazy thing is there does not seem to be a bad picture of her, ever.

Josefa, Monday, 15 January 2024 22:35 (three months ago) link

I've had a crush on her since I was 13.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 15 January 2024 23:19 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHq9OEj4SvQ

alimosina, Saturday, 27 January 2024 00:50 (two months ago) link

Madeline Kahn

calstars, Saturday, 27 January 2024 01:21 (two months ago) link

Bo and Luke Duke. (Don’t make me choose. That would be half the fun.)

mike t-diva, Saturday, 27 January 2024 01:56 (two months ago) link

Many years have passed but that Yvonne Craig picture is still sending me

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 27 January 2024 17:27 (two months ago) link


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