old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (8 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (8 years ago) Permalink

Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

obvious choice

&
oh man...

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (8 years ago) Permalink

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (8 years ago) Permalink

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (8 years ago) Permalink

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (8 years ago) Permalink

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (8 years ago) Permalink

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (8 years ago) Permalink

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (8 years ago) Permalink

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (8 years ago) Permalink

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

barbara stanwyck

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (8 years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (8 years ago) Permalink

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

i love gene tierney!

and alfred super otm re cowboy rick

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

monty clift <3

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:12 (1 month ago) Permalink

Is shirley the ur-text for manic pixie dream girl?

Οὖτις, Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:16 (1 month ago) Permalink

No, I think Katherine Hepburn in "Bringing Up Baby" probably is.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

xps lol y

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:25 (1 month ago) Permalink

I have a hard time thinking of hepburn as a pixie

Οὖτις, Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:40 (1 month ago) Permalink

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:14 (1 month ago) Permalink

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:39 (1 month ago) Permalink

Bernadette Laffont:

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

Paulette Goddard, ca. Modern Times

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

^ I love that this photo looks like it could have been taken this morning, but is actually almost 80 years old.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

^Co-Sign (I'm such a slut): I still vividly remember seeing Modern Times for the first time--it was in a packed repertory theatre, and when Goddard first appeared on screen, there was this collective <GASP> from the all the males in the room.

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

JF otm, wow what a great photo.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 June 2015 17:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

I cant think of anyone properly famous. Lots of beautiful celebrities past and present but I think all the sexiest ones (for me) were in smaller parts.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 21 June 2015 17:11 (1 month ago) Permalink

Olga Zhiznyeva

soref, Sunday, 21 June 2015 17:23 (1 month ago) Permalink

cosign on Ricky and Monty

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, 21 June 2015 18:36 (1 month ago) Permalink

Gena + John

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 18:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

cosign on Ricky and Monty

― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, June 21, 2015 2:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this said "Rick & Morty" and was about to FP you.

Goddard in Modern Times is almost unbelievably gorgeous. Here's to gamines!

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

ah, her tousled hair!

here's another of hottie james salter (RIP):

he could have been a movie star. he's got a sterling hayden/nick nolte thing going on.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:42 (1 month ago) Permalink

^he looks a little like robert ryan

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah, i was gonna add robert ryan. looks closer to hayden to me, still:

curiously, salter's speaking voice was much higher than you'd expect given his macho look.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:44 (1 month ago) Permalink

speaking of hayden, would travel back in time to kick it with

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:05 (1 month ago) Permalink

im kinda seeing john c mcginley. maybe it's the mustache.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

Betty Davis

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 27 June 2015 22:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

Annette O'Toole

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 June 2015 23:23 (1 month ago) Permalink


simone simon

drash, Sunday, 28 June 2015 16:49 (1 month ago) Permalink


maria schneider

drash, Sunday, 28 June 2015 16:51 (1 month ago) Permalink

John Doe circa 1980

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:23 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Eugen d'Albert

soref, Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:52 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


babe mark e. smith

drash, Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:16 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


david farrar

drash, Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:18 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Unknown identify, but it's from a story about the Ziegfeld Follies women.

http://www.messynessychic.com/2015/07/08/meet-the-original-victorias-secret-beauties-of-the-1920s/

nickn, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:54 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

saw "Marlowe" a few nights back with Rita Moreno as a stripper... good lord, she was DEVASTATING back in the day

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:00 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


Anne Lee Patterson, Miss United States of America in 1931

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:29 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Ooops, that's Barbara Stanwyck as a Ziegfeld girl (c. 1924).

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I have no quarrel with anyone who thinks Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin was the better comedian. But damn Harold Lloyd could be cute.

Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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