old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

obvious choice

&
oh man...

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

barbara stanwyck

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

cap'n save-a-bro (Control Z), Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

mh, otm. Don't even need to to travel back in time.

The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink


dude on the left v smashable imo

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dude on left kinda looks like gr8080?

nickn, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

with my first glance at the Napoleon guy I thought it was Artaud, but I guess it's actually the guy who played Napoleon in a film that Artaud also happened to be in? Confused now.

I don't think I'd travel back in time for that guy but I'd definitely travel back in time for Passion of Joan of Arc-era Artaud.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

gr8080 v smashable too (not 2b crepey, just honest)

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

when ricky nelson closes his eyes while singing it's like whoah

the tune was space, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

and he basically does it all the time, the same kind of earnest-yet-smacked-out vibe prevails in every performance clip

rowr

the tune was space, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ricky N. was a well-known dreamboat.

Aimless, Monday, 28 October 2013 05:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

my mom and i had a poignant conversation after i had discovered the hottness of ricky nelson in high school
she was like "OH yeah, he was dreamy"

sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 28 October 2013 13:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

soref, Sunday, 2 February 2014 18:40 (10 months ago) Permalink

soref, Sunday, 2 February 2014 18:41 (10 months ago) Permalink

Artist Tamara De Lempicka

nickn, Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:20 (10 months ago) Permalink

Emma Peel?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:52 (10 months ago) Permalink

mmmm...Two Diana Riggs

...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:58 (10 months ago) Permalink

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 17 February 2014 17:39 (10 months ago) Permalink

clouds, Friday, 28 February 2014 14:44 (9 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 May 2014 18:56 (6 months ago) Permalink

"City of veiled seductions," indeed.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 May 2014 18:56 (6 months ago) Permalink

Groovy Wordbender (soref), Friday, 30 May 2014 19:02 (6 months ago) Permalink

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 9 June 2014 03:10 (6 months ago) Permalink

oh hellllloooo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 June 2014 03:46 (6 months ago) Permalink

Such a chameleon, but por example (Sam Shephard has recounted having his young mind blown when she came on a talk show barefoot---nobody did that then---or now, maybe? "The female Brando," he called her)

dow, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:04 (6 months ago) Permalink

Tuesday 'n' me

dow, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:08 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Ruth Gordon

nickn, Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:06 (5 months ago) Permalink

tokyo rosemary knows what I like.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:12 (5 months ago) Permalink

Although tbh mods don't make me want to have sex with them, they just make me want to gawk and admire.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:13 (5 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

I hate the title of this thread but I needed somewhere to post this picture of Romy Schneider...

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:31 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

This is kind of a weird one, but I was watching Alfred Hitchcock Presents episodes last weekend and there was one with Barbara Cook, who did tons of Broadway but not much television, and is still singing. In that Hitchcock ep:

The Thelonius Monk of nu-ki? (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 17:30 (2 weeks ago) Permalink


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