old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (7 years ago) Permalink

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

obvious choice

&
oh man...

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (7 years ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (7 years ago) Permalink

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (7 years ago) Permalink

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

barbara stanwyck

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

otm x 1000

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 May 2013 04:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

why don't more people have hair like that?

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

for all time

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Saturday, 4 May 2013 08:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

I guess people spend less time with pigs than they used to.

Madchen, Saturday, 4 May 2013 08:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

I was going to guess widespread availability of affordable combs.

You can fondle the cube but it will not respond. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 May 2013 09:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

cause she done did it

j., Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

Looks like she has multiple Bump-its in there.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:40 (11 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

goole, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:07 (10 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Damn the young Cagney was cute.

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:45 (9 months ago) Permalink

"Hey j.lu..."

Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:50 (9 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Carole Lombard

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:55 (8 months ago) Permalink

A nice bonus feature of the Hitchcock 9 retrospective:

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:47 (8 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

cap'n save-a-bro (Control Z), Thursday, 17 October 2013 12:35 (6 months ago) Permalink

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:57 (6 months ago) Permalink

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:00 (6 months ago) Permalink

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:09 (6 months ago) Permalink

mh, otm. Don't even need to to travel back in time.

The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:11 (6 months ago) Permalink


dude on the left v smashable imo

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:13 (6 months ago) Permalink

Dude on left kinda looks like gr8080?

nickn, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:19 (6 months ago) Permalink

with my first glance at the Napoleon guy I thought it was Artaud, but I guess it's actually the guy who played Napoleon in a film that Artaud also happened to be in? Confused now.

I don't think I'd travel back in time for that guy but I'd definitely travel back in time for Passion of Joan of Arc-era Artaud.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:05 (6 months ago) Permalink

gr8080 v smashable too (not 2b crepey, just honest)

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:27 (6 months ago) Permalink

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:29 (6 months ago) Permalink

when ricky nelson closes his eyes while singing it's like whoah

the tune was space, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:14 (5 months ago) Permalink

and he basically does it all the time, the same kind of earnest-yet-smacked-out vibe prevails in every performance clip

rowr

the tune was space, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:22 (5 months ago) Permalink

Ricky N. was a well-known dreamboat.

Aimless, Monday, 28 October 2013 05:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

my mom and i had a poignant conversation after i had discovered the hottness of ricky nelson in high school
she was like "OH yeah, he was dreamy"

sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 28 October 2013 13:57 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

soref, Sunday, 2 February 2014 18:40 (2 months ago) Permalink

soref, Sunday, 2 February 2014 18:41 (2 months ago) Permalink

Artist Tamara De Lempicka

nickn, Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

Emma Peel?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:52 (2 months ago) Permalink

mmmm...Two Diana Riggs

...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:58 (2 months ago) Permalink

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 17 February 2014 17:39 (2 months ago) Permalink

clouds, Friday, 28 February 2014 14:44 (1 month ago) Permalink


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