old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jane Fonda, 1968.

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

obvious choice

&
oh man...

now where's this god damn time machine?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

Elizabeth Short

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

francoise hardy

― roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

Diane Keaton in Reds

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jean Seberg OTM

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

― Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (6 years ago) Permalink

Eddra Gale. amirite

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

Cary Grant = ORANGE

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

― Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

― roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

― roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (6 years ago) Permalink

barbara stanwyck

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

― Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

Julie Delpy ain't old.

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

That is all.

― Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

― Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

― DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

― kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

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51.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

50.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:13 (8 months ago) Permalink

49.

Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s

― Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg

― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:38 (8 months ago) Permalink

oops

― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:39 (8 months ago) Permalink

I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pH8F1XaEYc/SsLhxPb8szI/AAAAAAAAHaA/cpMVc6sGb1A/s400/gentry+(4).JPG

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

oh well, there it is

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

43.

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:46 (6 months ago) Permalink

42.

Fuck.

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:48 (6 months ago) Permalink

^is that a corpse?

― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:49 (6 months ago) Permalink

41.

Yes, that's a corpse, and before you ask, no, I absolutely would not have sex with this gentleman in his corpsey state. GOL.

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:54 (6 months ago) Permalink

Barbara Steele (Black Sunday, Castle of Blood, An Angel for Satan, oh and 8 ½)

― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2012 03:00 (6 months ago) Permalink

after watching 8 ½ i decided to add her to the vintage ws thread, finding a photo where she wasn't screaming or deformed was pretty difficult.

― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:27 (6 months ago) Permalink

national book award winner louise erdrich

― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:01 (6 months ago) Permalink

anais nin, obv

― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:48 (6 months ago) Permalink

― 乒乓, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:53 (6 months ago) Permalink

Goldie Hawn, "Laugh-In"/Cactus Flower/Shampoo-era.

― 50 Shades of Greil (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 November 2012 19:49 (6 months ago) Permalink

otfm

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:09 (6 months ago) Permalink

Joni Mitchell 1969-1971
Emmylou Harris 1975-1978

― banjoboy, Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:44 (6 months ago) Permalink

I'm not sure I need to go that far back

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:03 (6 months ago) Permalink

― j., Sunday, 25 November 2012 03:21 (5 months ago) Permalink

Definitely not Joni Mitchell

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Sunday, 25 November 2012 05:07 (5 months ago) Permalink

look i'm not saying the whole time or anything

― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 01:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

YouTube has a bunch of short home movies shot by Roddy McDowall at swinging Malibu pool parties in 1965. Dennis Hopper was super-good-looking in those days, as were Lee Remick, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo, and others.

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:01 (4 months ago) Permalink

Uploaded on Aug 31, 2011

Jane Fonda and Julie Andrews on Malibu Beach 1965. Silent home movies given to me personally by Roddy McDowall. ATTENTION! Watch out for a Hungarian with the YouTube ID sengak- he has been pirating this clip, and depite numerous reports to eBay, will not stop reuploading it. Boycott him. I think that he may be a psychotic.

― goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:08 (4 months ago) Permalink

Hungarian and possibly psychotic? oh sengakpaws.

But young Dennis Hopper. KAPOW.

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:52 (4 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

Kinda weird how those photos look like they were taken yesterday.

― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 14 March 2013 11:21 (2 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:47 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

otm x 1000

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 May 2013 04:55 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

why don't more people have hair like that?

― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:10 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

for all time

― media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Saturday, 4 May 2013 08:53 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I guess people spend less time with pigs than they used to.

― Madchen, Saturday, 4 May 2013 08:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I was going to guess widespread availability of affordable combs.

― You can fondle the cube but it will not respond. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 May 2013 09:04 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

cause she done did it

― j., Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:05 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Looks like she has multiple Bump-its in there.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:40 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

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