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"I slept with your brother"
"Mitch!?"
"And he's DISGUSTING in bed"
"You know he's not right in the head after that ski accident"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

"this is boring. I'm bored now."

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

I saw part of this for the first time last night. It was more cartoonish that I expected but pretty funny.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

This show is delightful. As soon as I heard Alec Baldwin saying the "I'm bored now" line, I fully realized what comedic genius lies in this show.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

Make Dr. Spaceman a regular.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

Argh I keep forgetting to watch this. I think I'm subconsciously boycotting the tube until "Lost" comes back.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

"where are my car keys?"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lost cause at this point, I'm afraid.

x-post.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Who's your financial advisor?"
"Grizz."

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Spaceman IS a regular, at this point. He's been in all the episodes since he debuted!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

a weekly sitcom with tracy morgan & chris parnell is pretty much my idea of heaven

― and what (ooo), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

I can't tell you how psyched I was when I checked my DVR and saw that yesterday's ep was called "THE RURAL JUROR."

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think someone said this on the old thread, but I'm so glad Tracy Morgan finally got a project worthy of him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

Urban Fervor is next!

We discussed this in the Scrubs thread. Parnell was brilliant...I hope he becomes like a Dratch character...playing different roles in every episode. He's like Phil Hartman was on the Simpsons. Use him for any weirdo white guy character.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha the rural juror stuff was killing me, i kinda hope it reaches a 'bob loblaw's law blog' type conclusion

― and what (ooo), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Urban Fervor" made me laugh intermittently every 5 minutes, when it would re-occur to me.

also awesome: Rachel Dratch's Barbra Walters.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

"I assumed it was Oral Germwhore."

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Maureen, thanks for the flowers. They were lovely."

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Let me tell you about how I helped Arsenio."
"Hall or Billingham?"

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

'you know an arsenio billingham?' 'no!'

― and what (ooo), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Eureko!"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

'you know an arsenio billingham?' 'no!'

Ha this was my favorite line

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

Aw fuck I can't believe I missed this. Fucking "friends", coming over to "visit". Gah. A'torrenting I will go.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

"well, folks, bread will never maybe attack your brain again!"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

tracy morgan trying to convey medical authority is on my list of funniest comic set-ups

― and what (ooo), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

PLEASE somebody tell me the line Dr. Spaceman said before that, before Tracey asked him if it does.

My other favorite Parnell moment...when Alec asks him to sponsor a product, he just says "sure" THEN asks what it does.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Who's your financial advisor?"
"Grizz."

Grizz sadly saying, "WorldCom, man. WorldCom."

And later Tracy: "What is it with you and telecommunications?"

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

parnell is like the funniest dude on the planet

― and what (ooo), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Dan, the exchange:

Tracy Morgan: (with mouthful of foodball) "Dr. Spaceman, is it true that bread eats away at your brain?" (POINTING TO HEAD GENIUS!)
Chris Parnell: "We have no way of knowing, because the powerful bread lobby won't let me complete my research"
(audience gasps)
TM: "Well, folks...(etc.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh, you wanted the line before all that. Tracy says the foodball is delicious, and Chris Parnell walks in: "and it's healthy! Hi, I'm Dr. Leo Spaceman. I'm a working physician with a degree from the Ho Chi Mih city school of medicine."

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yup! But it wasn't Dr. Spacemen, what's his name?

Did Whoopi selling the machine in a foreign country remind anyone of Arrested Developements Corn Baller?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

he just said his name the way it's pronounced: "spuh-CHI-mun"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's spelled "Spaceman" but properly pronounced "Spuh-CHEM-an." Tracy always says "Spaceman," though.

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

i fucking LOVE this show, and i love the shit out of tracy morgan, but...

when i saw him do standup a couple years ago he bombed, entirely, and spent about 10 minutes talking about wiping (anal sex) blood off of his dick with the window curtains before leaving.

actually that sounds sort of funny, but it was a lot less funny at the time.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

best part of the last episoe = tracy's bald, less fat bodyguard doing the robot while tracy shows the meat machine to jack

― max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

wasnt he the dude with flowers when everyone thought liz wanted to have a baby with someone?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah i think him and grizz both had flowers

― max (maxreax), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

meat is the new bread

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think this is the third episode in a row where someone steals the page's sandwich.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

how come the page is in the credits but not the funny jew? hmm

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

I can't tell you how psyched I was when I checked my DVR and saw that yesterday's ep was called "THE RURAL JUROR."

The what?

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

i loved when baldwin said the rural juror perfectly

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

"I'm a huge Kevin Grisham fan."

― max (maxreax), Saturday, 13 January 2007 00:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

hi, i'm whoopi goldberg and this is WORKING OUT WITH WHOOPI! ...

...

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

No, it's gotta be "oral germwhore".

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

ONE DELICIOUS FOODBALL

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sorry I'll stop, I'm watching and posting at the same time now.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Saturday, 13 January 2007 02:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

this show makes me love tv comedy again
(even though i love the office and AD, this is so TV COMEDY and awesome at it)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

the flashback bit to liz waiting backstage for jenna, and then the same flashback from jenna's perspective = classic tv! and funny!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

"i'ma make you a mixtape! you like phil collins?"
"i have two ears and a heart, don't i?"

― joseph (joseph), Saturday, 13 January 2007 03:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

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also dvr let's me watch the first five minutes of leno after 30 rock, which is just enough to satisfy my morbid curiosity each week

― da croupier, Monday, 16 November 2009 17:28 (5 days ago) Permalink

I just Hulu all this shit.

― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Monday, 16 November 2009 17:42 (5 days ago) Permalink

from twitter: questlove:producing a Jane Krakowski Xmas jam. Friggin most professional voice ever. no wonder I love 30 Rock so much.

― sous les paves, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:23 (4 days ago) Permalink

8^S

― max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:25 (4 days ago) Permalink

i only really lol'd at the waffles bit hrmm

― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 19 November 2009 23:16 (2 days ago) Permalink

weird to see someone from Studio 60 on 30 Rock

― dan me, perryhole (some dude), Friday, 20 November 2009 03:26 (Yesterday) Permalink

you revived this thread without repeating a joke, have you any respect??

― chillwave dudes get washed out, totally (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 November 2009 03:29 (Yesterday) Permalink

i'm bad at remembering quotes. there was one good one i wanted to, but eh forgot it.

― dan me, perryhole (some dude), Friday, 20 November 2009 03:42 (Yesterday) Permalink

gay hipster cop

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 20 November 2009 03:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

...our topical sketch this week is about Omarosa borrowing Bjork's swan dress.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 20 November 2009 04:22 (Yesterday) Permalink

smell my flowers

― tehresa, Friday, 20 November 2009 05:17 (Yesterday) Permalink

ugh i wnna watch this

― no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 November 2009 05:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

this ep wasn't v good :[

― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 20 November 2009 05:59 (Yesterday) Permalink

no greenzo no credibility

― señor wig day (get bent), Friday, 20 November 2009 06:26 (Yesterday) Permalink

(Pun on "Disgrace")

― Alf, Lord Melmacsyn (s1ocki), Friday, 20 November 2009 06:32 (Yesterday) Permalink

Al Gore's teeth are fucked up

― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 20 November 2009 07:50 (Yesterday) Permalink

I had my fingers crossed for a Lisa Bonet cameo ;_;

― Moon Unit Zeppo (Oh my, how original), Friday, 20 November 2009 11:16 (Yesterday) Permalink

good to see spaceman again

― max, Friday, 20 November 2009 13:57 (Yesterday) Permalink

Is "Green Week" an actual thing at NBC that they're trying to promote? The cold open of The Office had to do with a character Dwight invented for Earth Day, which struck me as weird, since Earth Day is five months away.

― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:42 (Yesterday) Permalink

pretty sure it's an actual thing, i remember the greenzo/first al gore episode was tied into some week-long promotion

"community" also had a "green" plotline last night, though parks & rec did not, oddly

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:44 (Yesterday) Permalink

um, hello, 85% of the episode took place outside, which is uh, green, hellloooooo? also the show is called parks (which are green) and recreation.

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

but they also shot a bunch of birds

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

mixed messages imo

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

hmmm

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:45 (Yesterday) Permalink

i laughed a lot at this ep.

― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:02 (Yesterday) Permalink

just got round to watching last weeks. wow at padma lakshmi.

― Pedro Paramore (jim), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:06 (Yesterday) Permalink

(Pun on "Disgrace")

that was lol

MEMOIRS
OF A
GEISS
- HA!

― dmr, Friday, 20 November 2009 15:33 (Yesterday) Permalink

drama is like their Gatorade

― dmr, Friday, 20 November 2009 15:33 (Yesterday) Permalink

geiss screams son pay

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

overall not the greatest episode though
all the green week stuff was tedious

― dmr, Friday, 20 November 2009 15:44 (Yesterday) Permalink

not the greatest but i still laughed at lots of stuff, esp. tracy reacting to the laugh track in his hallucination: "don't patronize me! why are you laughing? that wasn't funny!"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:48 (Yesterday) Permalink

Spaceman was great. but Tracy was golden

"Rudy and I making a sandwich for 25 minutes"

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:49 (Yesterday) Permalink

i loved the line about "it's surgery, so make sure you don't eat beforehand... as i will preparing you a magnificent breakfast"!

― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Friday, 20 November 2009 16:20 (Yesterday) Permalink

i mean if he was a monkey, then how was he killed by a monkey?

― no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:06 (Yesterday) Permalink

haha ok THAT was what i wanted to quote but forgot

― dan me, perryhole (some dude), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:12 (Yesterday) Permalink

oh man tracy-tracy junior is gold

― no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:12 (Yesterday) Permalink

would like to hear tracy's strip club story

― dmr, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:15 (Yesterday) Permalink

I did like how Rip Torn's son played Geiss' son

― kingfish, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:24 (Yesterday) Permalink

eh, if you've heard one tiger-sneezing-on-some-boobs story you've heard em all

― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Friday, 20 November 2009 19:24 (Yesterday) Permalink

I did like how Rip Torn's son played Geiss' son

― kingfish, Friday, November 20, 2009 2:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"I will always be my father's fancy boy!"

― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:01 (Yesterday) Permalink

this was a good ep!

― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:01 (Yesterday) Permalink

What does the girl say after Jenna says 'i thought yesterday was take your black kid to work day' ?

― t. weiss, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:04 (Yesterday) Permalink

yeah i totally missed it, but wasn't bothered to rewind.

― dan selzer, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:05 (Yesterday) Permalink

i think it was 'no, it's always wednesday!'

― tehresa, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:07 (Yesterday) Permalink

― dmr, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:26 (Yesterday) Permalink

Like an Italian sex party

― Moodles, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:37 (Yesterday) Permalink

o_0 at Liz Lemon thinking the black girl was stealing her phone

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:50 (Yesterday) Permalink

her blurting out un-PC things or accidntally revealing hidden prejudices is like one of that character's primary defining characteristics after wearing glasses and liking sandwiches

― dan me, perryhole (some dude), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

well, yeah, just funny how blatant that one was

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:53 (Yesterday) Permalink

I liked that Teddy dressed for the occasion.

― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:49 (Yesterday) Permalink

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