Uglier Than the Pat Tillman Statue

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#40 Pat Tillman honored with this statue in Arizona.

Please post pictures of worse looking statues. It will make me feel better.

I will start with this one.


Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

This 9/11 monmument was offered to Jersey City. Jersey City refused it, so it went to Bayonne instead:

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

ha its a vergina

latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ugh. Looks like it was designed by those Pink Floyd album cover people.

This one is an old family favorite of mine, but still, a little creepy.

I also drove to Alabama one summer specifically to see it, AND IT WAS GONE.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

Christ of the Ozarks. Crazy out of proportion. Built by an anti-Semite. Everytime someone talks about it, they have to point out how you could hang an Volkswagon from each arm, and the arms wouldn't break off.

It's always a Volkswagon they mention, too.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

morticia addams + close encounters alien (long skinny truffaut bro one) + that dude who didn't kill jonbenet

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think I've posted it before, but another Jersey City oddity is the Polish WWII memorial:

I don't think it can compete with the Tillman statue for ugliness, but it's weird and creepy (yes, that's a polish soldier with his hands tied behind his back and a bayonet going all the way through his torso)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

Now I do have to say that I love me some Eureka Springs:

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

1939, another number, another bummer.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

Statue of Queen Charlotte outside the Charlotte Douglas International Airport.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

This one is in Morristown, NJ. I kind of think it looks like Christopher Walken (Walken the dog!)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:51 (3 years ago) Permalink


"Lord, toss me a PFD!"


(at Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio.)

King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

um

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

WHAT THE FUCK

I KNOW FOR DAMN SURE I DIDN'T POST LIKE THAT AND CERTAINLY NOT TWICE

It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

Man, Austin is a hotbed of crappy sculpture. There's the "Nightwing" bat just south of the Congress Ave bridge

The stocky woman firing a cannon farther north on congress.

A giant Lone Star in front of the history museum.

And of course, Steve Ray Vaughn.

It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

Haha, WTF at Martin Luther King, cotton-pickin' field hand.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

Wait, that SRV is great though - his shadow is playing the guitar!

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

I can't find a good set of shots in situ but if you go to this page and click on each of the individual images, you'll see what was installed near the Science Library on campus a couple of years ago. In full daylight as part of a rock garden they look especially ridiculous.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Statues that are all painted/coloured in like that man with dog one always look really weird.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure it's the work of J. Seward Johnson, who has stuff all over NJ and I think in other states too. He's kind of like George Segal meets Norman Rockwell.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

I like the Bayonnet one.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

thought this was gonna be another girlz of ilx thread

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

I have seen Giant Jesus way too many times when driving down I-75. Every time I pass that statue, I have to fight the urge to yell, "TOUCHDOWN!"

Nathan P1p (hoyanathan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Technically more "public sculpture" than statues, but total WTF:



These little blob-people are scattered outside the Minneapolis Federal Courthouse, though I'm not sure they're so much "ugly" as they are bizarrely out of place. Not pictured: the arch that seems to be comprised partially of these little "Mr. Men" critters and/or boulders. It's supposed to be a sociological statement or something. Apparently the sculptor does a ton of this stuff.

nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oh yeah, that guy has stuff in the Subway. It's kinda cute - never really minded it.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

martin luther king jr got a little bit ofgoing on

A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

Two that are a little more conceptual, but equally ugly:

This one is in the narrow concrete of york university, the building is a perfect example of the stalinist block school of modernism, and the courtyards are filled with either concrete pads, or grey shale...here is a quebecois artist attempt at fitting in--its minimalism makes a bleak place even bleaker:

bleak sculpture

and here is a small monument to unborn children, in niagra falls:
A Triubute to Unborn children

pinkmoose (jacklove), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

unborn children: an inspiration to us all

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

reach for the major labia!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

this is supposed to be tupac

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

Haha, Tupac is a 45-year-old minister.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

shown in his characteristic suit jacket & waistcoat

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hey P. Plains, Vulcan is alive and well in Birmingham.

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

"So what were you hoping with that statue of Tupac?"
"I always imagined him playing W. E. B. DuBois in a movie..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

Relative of yours, Scott?

http://sewardjohnson.com/site/index.html

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

Someone should just start uglystatues.com

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

no! they had a lot of his stuff around philly.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:14 (3 years ago) Permalink


ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

i kinda like the IDEA of johnson's stuff though. but then i was a big duane hanson fan when i was a little kid.


scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

Angry school teacher glares at Glasgow

Someone knocked his glasses off

(it's Donald Dewar - Scotland's First First Minister)

ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

not a statue but easily my least favorite piece of public art. union sq, nyc:

i am however a big fan of those silly lil dudes to be found @ the minneapolis federal courthouse and the nyc subway. there's also some @ the metrotech center in downtown brooklyn and, most delightfully, popping out the hudson on the upper west side.

who's buddy on the horse in the question? i likes him.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:18 (3 years ago) Permalink

Is this a statue of Queen Charlotte taking a canon blast to the gut? WTF.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

J. Seward Johnson has these creepy 3D versions of famous paintings at Grounds for Sculpture in Trenton:

Dejuner Sur L'Herbe:

Boating Party:

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

There's a large fiberglass figure of yoda in mongol armour near my house

slecked, Monday, 7 July 2008 16:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

There's a large fiberglass figure of yoda in mongol armour near in my house

-- slecked, Monday, July 7, 2008 4:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

n/a, Monday, 7 July 2008 16:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

teh fatteys are beautiful!!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 July 2008 16:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

pix plz slecked

am0n, Monday, 7 July 2008 18:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Where are these from? I'm guessing a Blitz memorial...

Also:

They made a statue of the villians from the a-ha video?

-- Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:52

Loooooooooool

I love this thread!

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 10:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

A-ha villains...

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 10:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

am0n, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Neilsen family status in from of King 5 studios off Dexter Ave. in Seattle... a block or so away from KEXP.

I think this is meant to be one of those cement blocks to prevent cars from wanting to ramrod the studio entrance.

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

oops, sorry

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

My favorite detail is the cat turning its back on the far left.

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

Really dislike these statues that I walk by practically every day:

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whoops, double post!

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah I kinda hate those too. not as much as I hate the bow and arrow in the ground though/

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

am0n otm, hate that thing.

some dude, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

woah, Hurting, that silver-coated sperm swimmin up vaj alley one. Intrestin

yungblut, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 20:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Never Forget Vagine-Eleven

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 01:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

not as much as I hate the bow and arrow in the ground though

I really dig the spider though:

polyphonic, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 01:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

Mr Roger's statue in Pittsburgh wins



svend, Saturday, 7 November 2009 06:06 (9 months ago) Permalink

was there rly no mention of the Miami LOLocaust memorial?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/15/holocaust_memorial_wideweb__470x325,0.jpg

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 7 November 2009 06:13 (9 months ago) Permalink

best thread

luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 7 November 2009 06:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

There's a large fiberglass figure of yoda in mongol armour near my house

― slecked, Monday, July 7, 2008 4:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why was a photo of this never shared?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 November 2009 07:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3 this thread

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 November 2009 07:02 (9 months ago) Permalink

why was a photo of this never shared?

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, November 7, 2009 2:00 AM

lol he emailed one to me a long time ago. lemme find it

luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 7 November 2009 07:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 7 November 2009 07:25 (9 months ago) Permalink

lol

soiceybot (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 November 2009 07:26 (9 months ago) Permalink

omg losing my shit right now

Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 November 2009 08:17 (9 months ago) Permalink

haha came here to post about harry carey's ghosts

heart goin ham (deej), Saturday, 7 November 2009 20:56 (9 months ago) Permalink

brontosaur, Saturday, 7 November 2009 21:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

This long shot is kind of incredible until you remember that it's a statue and not a drawing.

Yeah~ I can flay~~~ (HI DERE), Saturday, 7 November 2009 22:14 (9 months ago) Permalink

That statue scared the shit out of me when I visited Miami as a child.

maciej recognizing trill, Saturday, 7 November 2009 22:37 (9 months ago) Permalink


An electric mechanism driven by a couple of microproccesors swivels the upper part of the body, while the penis goes up and down. The stream of water writes quotes from famous Prague residents.

Deliquescing (Derelict), Sunday, 8 November 2009 01:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

This one of a young Abe Lincoln in downtown Indianapolis is pretty ugly. It looks like it has psoriasis.

earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2009 03:38 (9 months ago) Permalink

earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2009 03:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

if you look real hard it looks like screech from saved by the bell

harbl, Sunday, 8 November 2009 03:42 (9 months ago) Permalink

Looks more like Imus.

svend, Sunday, 8 November 2009 03:56 (9 months ago) Permalink

aw man I like that Prague one of the guys peeing. that guy has a ton of weird ones all over the city

dmr, Sunday, 8 November 2009 04:05 (9 months ago) Permalink

dying @ yoda

dmr, Sunday, 8 November 2009 04:05 (9 months ago) Permalink

Holy shit that horse one is amazing

Yeah~ I can flay~~~ (HI DERE), Sunday, 8 November 2009 04:36 (9 months ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

RIP horrible thing.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:27 (2 months ago) Permalink

Would love to hear the next sermon at that church.

hills like white people (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

Blah blah mysterious ways blah blah

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:32 (2 months ago) Permalink

This statue of Luis Guzman's not bad either:

Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:53 (2 months ago) Permalink

LOL I posted about that Jesus statue on ILM earlier this morning:

Six-Story Jesus Statue That Got Struck By Lightning And Burned Down, What's On Your iPod?

I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 15:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

oh the divinity!

exuding an aroma of lolz (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 15:31 (2 months ago) Permalink

From an IRS building in New Carrollton, Maryland. I guess it's not uglier than the Tillman statue, but it gives me the creeps. Plus, according to the blog I found the picture on, it is some kind of masonic symbolism.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

blog gives me the creeps

exuding an aroma of lolz (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 19:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

Yes, I should clarify that I found the picture on the blog through GIS, not because I was reading up on conspiracies and the occult.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 19:46 (2 months ago) Permalink


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