zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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You can look at a woman and tell how good she is? I would think that would be rather intimidating.

"Um, hello..." noticious that she's a love-hungry animal with a rapacious hunger for manflesh... "Ms. Albright, how are you..."

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

shes super tiny in person. i saw her looking super depressed with giovanni ribisi a couple months ago.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues

swooon

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

floral issues - especially snaggy.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

who dat

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh right the dawson

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

I love you .... I honestly love you ....

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Has she ever been in an even semi-halfway-decent movie tho?

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

Zooey or Michelle?

Michelle was in Brokeback Mountain.

Zooey was in All the Real Girls and Elf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.

She has bad fashion sense, I hate all that BCBG shit.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

She was in The Good Girl (one of those very-well-made-but-will-never-watch-again-because-WTF) and Hitchhiker's Guide... (A++++ comedy, will watch again).

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

I concur she is a darling woman, I would put her up on my shelf for sure.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

WTF with Martin Freeman's old man hair?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's a very odd picture. I don't like when she looks all porcelainy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAHT

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Pocelainey is exactly why I would put her on my shelf.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Jake Gyllenhaal.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, Alf, this is where I have to join the hetero camp, sorry.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

if i were to join the opposite homo camp i would go for her, porcelainy or natural. so pretty, so cute. and i really like her hair there w/ martin freeman (it makes up for his)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

She did that other movie with Will Ferrell that was too long n' slow but it could've been real good.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

she was also in 'failure to launch' which is not such a bad movie (well, better than i had any expectations of), though partly b/c she's in it

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

Squirrel, you are an asshole.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

^ cosigned

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

At least I don't post vile pictures of dead people and crack jokes abou it. Talk about inhumane.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Why not volunteer and go to Iraq so you can enjoy violating the dead firsthand?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAHT R U PPL TALKING ABT NOT ZOOAY DECHANEL

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

I've met her, she's tiny and fine featured, but not perfectly pretty which is kind of hot. EXCELLENT singer, and quite friendly and seems smart.

― I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, she's pretty but not intimidatingly so. Actually yes, I would be intimidated, but y'know what I mean.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf:

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's because the Deschanel family was originally bred on shelves.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

C'mon, Alfred...Maggie G may be an excellent actor but girl is purty homely. Nay - ugly. Zooey D is gorgeous.

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dare I say Fugly?

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

zooey is pretty in a spooky kinda way, maggie g is sorta cute and appealing but not pretty. jake always seems to be described as "dreamy" - that seems just about right.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

Related thread: I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal
(the Ethan/Jess IM convo above originally appeared there)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf

Her mom was Eileen Hayward on Twin Peaks, the wheelchair-bound mother to Donna (Lara Flynn-Boyle).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

And her dad directed a couple of episodes, if I'm not mistaken.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

*waits for jaymc to check twin peaks tab of spreadsheet*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

Why would I have a Twin Peaks tab on my spreadsheet? SHASTA U SO CRAZY.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

o snap! hi donna's mom

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

So she's slated to play Janis Joplin in the new biopic,
"The Gospel According To Janis." I've never heard her
sing, but I'm hopeful that she has a killer voice.
After all, Pink was bypassed for the role and she's
an excellent Joplin interpreter.
Does anyone have a link to Deschanel's singing?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

HEY SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE FROM BITCHVILLE
YOU DUMB PIECE OF BUTT
EAT SHIT AND DIE COCK SCOOPER
ARREST *THIS* SQUIRREL POLICE COPPERS

― ath (ath), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

Thanks. Happy holidays!

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

showed up in the last few episodes of the excellent season 2 of Weeds and will be a regular for at least the first few episodes when season 3 rolls around.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's weird about Janis. I really wish they wouldn't insist on picking an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Oh, no. You should dare.

I think that if she can channel the feeling that Janis showed during the Dick Cavett interview where she said "I'm going home" in a defiant yet still hurt way when talking about going to her high school reunion, she will have nailed it.

It will be interesting to see how they balance the life story and the music aspect of it. Unlike Ray and Walk the Line, I would argue that Janis' story would be more interesting WITHOUT the music playing a central part. Maybe some formative stuff, like when she learned to sing, but Janis was a soul singer...all emotion. Imitating her singing would accomplish little, I think.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

She was hilarious in Weeds.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer

Oscar alert

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

(unless there's a movie about disability or abuse, obv.)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

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that is not her

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:56 (1 week ago) Permalink

would not drown in 08

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 20:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

she still looks like herself, and she looks good, but i think the bangs are an iconic look and if i were her i'd stick with them

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:37 (1 week ago) Permalink

Slight hair change, but she's one of the limited few I would be prepared to marry.

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:18 (1 week ago) Permalink

http://www.wolfgnards.com/index.php/2009/07/12/indie-girls-deconstructed

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

i'd marry zooey deschanel too but it would be for her money.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

I would ask her to ask Siri if it's raining

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

LOL @ that site

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

face to bang ratio.

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:58 (1 week ago) Permalink

face bang ratio

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

it really is kinda nuts how different she looks without bangs. there's one New Girl episode where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

She looks like Jenna Fischer there.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:43 (1 week ago) Permalink

where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

Yeah, I saw that episode.. Was it scripted by Miranda Hart by any chance?

― Mark G, Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:22 (1 week ago) Permalink

seeing her forehead is like seeing any other woman having a wardrobe malfunction, where you feel a little self-conscious like 'am i supposed to be seeing this?'

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:38 (1 week ago) Permalink

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