zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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xxxxp (or not) woah shit that's what I looked like age ~15.

three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

buzzaaaaaa

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaaaaa buzza otm

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

yoo can doo eet

goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

i thought justin bieber had taken lesbianism plus bad eyewear about as far as it can go but hollywood will always find a lower level

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

On the set of New Girl, a battle is heating up between Deschanel and her trailer. “It’s the worst!” she says, harrumphing as she shows me its fake-wood insides. “I’m ­really trying to make it cute in here. It’s really hard. It’s just so—ugh—brown!”

so tempted to rewrite this paragraph with the word "anus"

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack

― goole, Monday, September 12, 2011 2:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^goole knows what's up

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

oh her stupid fucking glasses

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

she is ~ quirky ~

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

The first time I met her in New York she was going off to D.J. an event with Gibbard (all LPs, of course)

suspect this writer does not know what LPs are

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Lamb Pics

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

narcissistic, emotionally stunted, queynte, belovéd for no particular reason

remy bean, Monday, 12 September 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

did you just use old timey language to call her a cunt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 12 September 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

some intersection between 'quaint' and 'affected' with a little overtone thrown in, sure

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

If biting an infrequent posters username makes you lesbian, snoball....

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

lol

one word username (snoball), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 08:11 (twelve years ago) link

I know it's all show business, but if I were her I would have it in my contract that I can never be photographed that way. On principle.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Because...?

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

Because it's so unsubtle an invocation of the cliched blue-eyed-deer-in-headlights gamine look? And the way it lights her caked-on make-up is super unflattering, almost surreal?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

The eyes look unnaturally blue, but other than that I think she looks great in that photo, regardless of which cliches she invokes tbh

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

Also, it reminds me of this:

http://www.montevidayo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/laura-palmer12-202x300.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

The make-up is so brightly illuminated it looks garish.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

looks like jared leto

buzza, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

She does look... dead. An arresting image though.

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

she looks like a great-looking girl photographed really badly

some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

starting to get the sinking feeling that having Glee as a lead-in will mean this show thrives no matter what

some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?

symsymsym, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

Had to put up with this as required viewing of this week's flights. Couldn't bear to turn up tge volume, but seriously just looked like mind-meltingly hott chick with awesome perfect hair wears black-rimmed "nerd" glasses and lives with three brahs yet has issues.

Apparently in this universe, Nerve.com never broke wide online dating so she has apparently no recourse but to suffer thru life as no dude could possibly handle her "quirks"

Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, May 19, 2011 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

I read that Atlantic article, and subconsciously hi-5'vd myself for not buying the issue

It's something like a 3 page diatribe on why America "needs" an "alt" icon. And just sorta serves as obligatory hype to aforementioned show.

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?

― symsymsym, Saturday, September 17, 2011 10:44 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

 (gr8080), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

altho i can't even feign how big a zooey deschanel fan i'm not, b/c this image has honestly been a fixture on my wallpaper for months
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/5208061228_7be4632fef_z.jpg
til i started having people over and realized the end to my babes 'n' iconz days were nigh

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

just cus there's nothing worse than having guests summarize your entire life into one glance at your computer screen

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/x622t.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 September 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

:D

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

Soooo, what quirky hipster band is Zooey gonna like on her new show? Will it be Belle and Sebastian like in 500 Days of Summer? Will it be something quirkier? I'm reminded of Ted Mosby's love for The Unicorns on How I Met Your Mother

that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Monday, 19 September 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

Well, I saw her list of favourite bands, albums, etc. in some Music magazine, and it seems she has similar tastes in older music as our Alice.

So, hmm..

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 08:26 (twelve years ago) link

Noxagt

Master of Treacle, Monday, 19 September 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

Cop-era Swans

Master of Treacle, Monday, 19 September 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

G G Allin

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:33 (twelve years ago) link

fuckin zeppelin
fuckin halen
fuckin 'tallica

ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

also, grown men who are into this broad can gtfo

ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah how dare grown men be into a 31 year old woman, fuckin' pedos.

Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

Esp. if they're younger than her, that's just not right

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

So, older is OK, right?

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

think bi,son's point was that most dudes seem to think of her as like nine years old which is weird

k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

Well, as I say, she's sort of like Alice, who's 11. Then again, I don't 'fancy' Zoo, but then again, I'm not 18 or whatever...

Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link


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