zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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Granted I've only seen it once, and it was some years ago, but I really liked All the Real Girls. It seems to get a lot of hate.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

i really want to see the happening now

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

you don't! that little compilation is brilliant, but when watching the film itself, your soul will be crushed.

Gukbe, Friday, 19 December 2008 23:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

Uh, sure, Nabisco.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

I have no idea which position you're taking with that picture, man! I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really. Also whether or not you imagine a childhood where Zooey is always being huge-eyed and quirky and attention-grabbing and Emily is sneering around being annoyed with that.

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

her eye makeup is terrifying in that picture

horseshoe, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Emily is just Zooey + 8 years + a week dead + on coke

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

terrifyingly PRETTY

umm okay that is a somewhat how-you-say "dramatic" makeup job there, but honestly, there is no picture anyone will ever find on the internet to back up any assertion that Emily Deschanel is anything other than pretty good looking

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

I think it all comes down to how strongly defined you like your facial features, really.

Could be. It's kind of amazing that they are sisters, actually, since Emily looks totally unremarkable to me, and Zooey induces instant affection.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

xpost - also I am happy to admit that as far as default facial expressions go, I probably have come to prefer "thoughtful appraising squint" to "wide-eyed, giddy, slightly stonerish"

xpost - "totally unremarkable?" -- this seems like madness -- there are days when i'd think that of them in reverse!

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

Unremarkable doesn't mean unattractive, btw -- just kind of, you know, standard Hollywood actress.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^ see, not that this is the issue, but the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

I may also be affected by a sense that Emily could kick Zooey's ass, even after she lost weight/hips during a Bones off-season

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

i may be having problems with my browser. but that last pic Mr. Que posted looks like zooey deschanel next to an enormous pink hexagon.

oh no, wait...

Mo Money Mo Konjic (Roberto Spiralli), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

nabs, I thought you were making the argument that you were pro-Emily b/c she was more everydayish?

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

No no, I haven't said anything like that!

It's spectacularly unimportant, I just kinda like her better. I'm guessing it's like 40% jaw-related and 30% squint-versus-wide-eyes-related. Either that or I'm just old or something.

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Also I've watched Bones several times

nabisco, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

to me that last pic says it all, Z's hair is darker and shinier, her skin is whiter and clearer, her eyes are bluer, Emily looks like her boyfriend has cheated on her whereas Z just looks like she wants away from her weird sister

i watch Bones btw

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yes Man was very good.

Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

this chick brings out the challops in me

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

brings me out in challops I mean, dangit

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

Love that this thread was started by the staunchly pro choice squirrel_police.

Mexican Sleeping Pill, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

girl you bring out the challops in me

how pretty of me (wanko ergo sum), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

excuse me while I put away my challops

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

wd rather ws a fitness chick

cozwn, Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

an enormous pink hexagon

died @ this

suggesteban loaiza (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 December 2008 01:25 (4 years ago) Permalink

Her film ALL THE REAL GIRLS is surprisingly terrible.

I love that movie

the person in that picture who looks more like people I see in my everyday life is ... on the right

want your life real bad

Savannah Smiles, Saturday, 20 December 2008 02:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol @ Bones

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 20 December 2008 05:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

She did a great job taking over Katie Holme's role in the new Batman.

redmond, Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^ suggest ban

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

It's too bad she has such an absurdly quirky name. I'd like her better if she was named something like Beth.

Hey nabisco, I bet you don't see girls like this every day:

I'd hit it!

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

+ =

when dont't you connect and im flying darkness (cozwn), Saturday, 20 December 2008 12:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

seeing a little michael pitt here

when dont't you connect and im flying darkness (cozwn), Saturday, 20 December 2008 15:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

the tiny one on her shoulder?

s1ocki, Saturday, 20 December 2008 16:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

so i am watching elf right now

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

and that part where she sings baby it's cold outside is pretty great

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

zooey singing in elf is pretty much the top ranking smuhhhhhh

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

wait is smuhhhhh good or bad

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

The emotional movie of the entire film is her singing!

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha I mean climax not movie

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

emily deschanel looks kind of like she can unhook her jaw like a snake (not in a "oh damn" sort of way, but instead a "eats mice" sort of way)

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

don't say like that

the sun just sent me a text (gbx), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

heh.

i am completely pro singing in elf zooey deschanel. is adorable.

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

Engaged to Ben Gibbard.

I had no idea they were even dating.

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was about to say that I sorta changed my mind about the Emily/Zooey challop while watching Bones the other night, but no, she does not eat mice, I am now going to stand by this just out of defensiveness

nabisco, Monday, 29 December 2008 23:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

I had been confusing "is cuter" with "am personally fonder of," something I don't feel too bad about because that confusion can make life better and is essential if you ever hope to have a spouse

nabisco, Monday, 29 December 2008 23:07 (4 years ago) Permalink

I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.

wtf at me upthread...I've never seen Elf.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 23:09 (4 years ago) Permalink


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