zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, 14 September 2006 23:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

"He represents everything I despise. Obviousness."

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

O RLY

― Non-Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

ILX turned into a porn site so gradually I didn't notice.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

where's the bukkake?

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's still ultra-tick. Unfortunately, I can't really abide staring at exceptionally beautiful women. The agony and torment of sexually desiring something one can never (rationally) hope to have is something I can never cope with. Perhaps I'm thinking about it too much.

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

I almost thought this would be a C*lum thread, but the title wasn't nearly "funny" enough.

x-post louis, can it.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

I HEAR YA, FELLA.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

she looks like someone that julian temple would cast in a lame all singing and all dancing sci-fi version of abc's how to be a zillionare. either that or a cross between kirsten dunst and brenda from six feet under.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

where's ethan when i need him to turn this into a repeat of the maggie gyglglglgglghghghaal thread

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

she looks like a minor villainess from the Batman TV show.

― Why does my IQ changes? (noodle vague), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

she looks like someone that julian temple would cast in a lame all singing and all dancing sci-fi version of abc's how to be a zillionare.

Not so far off with the singing/dancing

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

margot kidder? aw, yeah

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

"I call it Cirque Du Face."

She is a very good singer.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 15 September 2006 12:30 (6 years ago) Permalink

otm

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

adorable in person

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

in bed too

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

jimmy, u name dropper

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

why do you all want 'rich daughters of hollywood' to have all the pathetic indie quirks of your quirky indie friends??!?!
-- trife (...), September 10th, 2003 4:18 PM. (simon_tr) (link)

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i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!
-- trife (...), September 10th, 2003 4:19 PM. (simon_tr) (link)

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b-but trife she plays the banjo!
-- gabbo giftington (dubplatestyl...), September 10th, 2003 4:19 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, that was a test post, cause I can't seem to post to another thread.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!

this is pretty classic.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

Time for a new one, can someone post the one at

http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pgs/z/zooey-deschanel/zooey-deschanel-picture-012.htm

this is a public computer and I can't do it

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

not because it's NSFW but because you can't view the url for the image

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Here you go:

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

scarlett johansson ii: the quickening

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

Sorry folks, but I'll have to vote for her sister Emily.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

revive!

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

SOOPR CUET

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

my 1 and only celebrity crush!!!1

tho first pic does her no favors!!

― Will (will), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's way cuter than Emily.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

Emily's cute but she looks old. She looks about 10 years older.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

she's cute if you're into that whole chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues-and-aren't-that-good-inbetween-the-sheets thing.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

You can look at a woman and tell how good she is? I would think that would be rather intimidating.

"Um, hello..." noticious that she's a love-hungry animal with a rapacious hunger for manflesh... "Ms. Albright, how are you..."

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

shes super tiny in person. i saw her looking super depressed with giovanni ribisi a couple months ago.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues

swooon

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

floral issues - especially snaggy.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

who dat

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh right the dawson

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

I love you .... I honestly love you ....

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Has she ever been in an even semi-halfway-decent movie tho?

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

Zooey or Michelle?

Michelle was in Brokeback Mountain.

Zooey was in All the Real Girls and Elf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.

She has bad fashion sense, I hate all that BCBG shit.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

She was in The Good Girl (one of those very-well-made-but-will-never-watch-again-because-WTF) and Hitchhiker's Guide... (A++++ comedy, will watch again).

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

I concur she is a darling woman, I would put her up on my shelf for sure.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

WTF with Martin Freeman's old man hair?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

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They should make a follow-up where a jealous Siri sabotages his date

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Siri Alan.

― Mark G, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't find the New Girl thread with the search function? Wanted to talk about that last episode. Schmidt's and Cece's breakup was actually kind of sad.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread

(quotes in titles make things hard to search for, in my experience)

― koogs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

can she seem like a girl from Butcher Holler? Sissy Spacek leaves some big shoes to fill.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/zooey-deschanel-lands-lead-role-in-broadways-coal-miners-daughter-20120511

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

She probably tweeted max to play her dad cuz of his resemblance to Levon Helm.

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's gonna be like Lil Abner.

― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

is there a thread dedicated to New Girl? the show is CRAZY good

― Ryan's taint is definitely unavoidable. (stevie), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:21 (6 months ago) Permalink

I love New Girl. Schmidt is one of the most awesome comic creations ever. I'd kind of like to see him and Barney Stinson team up.

― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:43 (6 months ago) Permalink

there is a thread for new girl but it doesn't look very active i guess :
Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread

― Jibe, Monday, 12 November 2012 12:54 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:53 (5 months ago) Permalink

woah, written by mrs. croupier!

― these markers love soda (some dude), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

http://laist.com/2012/12/12/zooey_deschanel_doppelganger.php#photo-1

― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:54 (4 months ago) Permalink

― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:55 (4 months ago) Permalink

looks more like karen carpenter tbh

― some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

Rainy days and Mondays always make me drown

― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:58 (4 months ago) Permalink

Looks more like Genesis P Orridge.

― earth of (snoball), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:13 (4 months ago) Permalink

― the late great, Monday, 31 December 2012 21:20 (4 months ago) Permalink

lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:33 (4 months ago) Permalink

Plus, Amanda Barrie

― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:20 (4 months ago) Permalink

Exactly who I'm afraid of meeting through OK Cupid.

― Yo Leon, what's this all about? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

― 乒乓, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn

― some dude, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

<3 zooey, h8 the backlash

― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128

― markers, Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

she seems a little too eager to deny her involvement in that tweet, don't you think?

― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

http://www.thenonblonde.com/2013/05/zooey-deschanel-unrecognizable-at-met.html

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"unrecognizable"? really?

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:46 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she kinda is though

― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I didn't recognize her at all.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

that is so weird

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I was like "no way is that Zooey Deschanel" and then I saw the close up of the purse

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she looks sorta like evan rachel wood in mildred pierce
i approve +/-

― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she looks great! she kind of has a fivehead, who knew

― goole, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

dang.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

that is not her

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

would not drown in 08

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 20:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she still looks like herself, and she looks good, but i think the bangs are an iconic look and if i were her i'd stick with them

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Slight hair change, but she's one of the limited few I would be prepared to marry.

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

http://www.wolfgnards.com/index.php/2009/07/12/indie-girls-deconstructed

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i'd marry zooey deschanel too but it would be for her money.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I would ask her to ask Siri if it's raining

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

LOL @ that site

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

face to bang ratio.

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

face bang ratio

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:00 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

it really is kinda nuts how different she looks without bangs. there's one New Girl episode where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

She looks like Jenna Fischer there.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

Yeah, I saw that episode.. Was it scripted by Miranda Hart by any chance?

― Mark G, Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

seeing her forehead is like seeing any other woman having a wardrobe malfunction, where you feel a little self-conscious like 'am i supposed to be seeing this?'

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

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