Defend the Indefensible: Cocaine

doing cocaine is not considered gauche where i live

Look, I don't mean to sound like an ass but a lot of people talk about cocaine like it is ubiquitous and "no big deal" and easy to get and they act like it will make them more worldly and "cool" like they have a fashionable active social life....I am wondering in what part of the USA is that still done, outside of the idiot media? Elsewhere cocaine hasn't been "trendy" since the 1970s, it wasn't even "cool" in the 1980s, not with the cost to entire communities. There just should be more depth and history to your understanding of cocaine, like when businesses refuse to invest in a perfectly decent community because of a few stories about cocaine busts.

Furthermore I am not "pro drug war" or something but talk about "decriminalization" (unrealistic in the US) or even "legalization" and how it works in smaller and more progressive nations is not convincing. Also, dealers are not nice people, often bullies or outright threatening if you stand up to them. Since we're all jaded and gritty and downtown and all now....

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/dive_09_03/d30_24748219.jpg

What does that have to do with cocaine? I seriously want to help with our nation's cocaine problem!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051127041116/uncyclopedia/images/b/ba/Scanners.gif

THAT IS HILARIOUS, I NEVER SAW THAT SCHTICK BEFORE, it is so original!!

i sell rocks. but only in specifically labeled buildings in areas far away from the general public, and there is a metal detector so fellow dealers and buyers cannot have any type of weaponry, and I also give every customer a complimentary bag of gummi bears, plus we have a Scholarship set up in our name for various universities.

sounds like you're cooking up a batch of PROGRESS!

I seriously want to help with our nation's cocaine problem!

There just should be more depth and history to your understanding of cocaine...

― i just like barbecue rib, whatever (u s steel), Saturday, September 4, 2010 2:39 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

i find myself saying this all the time

u s steel ilu

hey any 1 up for a little "downhill skiing nose-first"

*schuss* *schuss*

*schusses*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11323906

Ricky Hatton cocaine allegations: police to investigate

Ricky Hatton is currently receiving treatment in a clinic Boxer Ricky Hatton will be investigated by police over allegations he snorted cocaine in a Manchester hotel room.

The former light welterweight world champion was secretly filmed apparently taking the class A drug during a night out with one of his friends.

Greater Manchester Police said it was aware of the News of the World story and officers planned to question him.

Um, am I missing something here? Isn't it "not illegal" to take drugs, it's the 'posession' that is?

Yeah, never heard of anyone being charged for HAVING taken drugs. Otherwise half the clebs in the UK would be behind bars.

Man, just seeing this thread title reminded me of back when I used to work night-shift at IHOP. There was this one girl there who was like, "the full-time waitress" - she worked mornings and nights. She was a plump, wholesome-looking girl in her mid-20s with a really sweet demeanor. No customers ever complained about her and she never complained about any of the customers. She had been there for a couple years, which is a pretty long tenure for IHOP.

So one day, she just walks up to me and is like "did I ever tell you about how I used to do...COCAINE?" The next two days were chock full of her babbling on about how much she used to like to party, interspersed with these loud, profanity-filled arguments with our boss. She quit or was fired, I never figured that out. My boss just said something vague when I asked him.

^ not a defense

Defending the indefensible: IHOP waitresses who tell ILX posters about past cocaine habits

i sell bio coke to a clientele that can afford it but then i extract endorphins from their brains, synthesizing them into a substance to be peddled to addicts on my home planet so yes: i'm a bully.

and is like "did I ever tell you about how I used to do...COCAINE?" The next two days were chock full of her babbling on about how much she used to like to party, interspersed with these loud, profanity-filled arguments with our boss. She quit or was fired, I never figured that out. My boss just said something vague when I asked him.

It sounds like she had a relapse.

Yes, that much was obvious.

maybe she was stealing chocolate chip pancakes

cuz them shits are delicious

Oh, and it's nice seeing you again, Sébastien.

hi there CGLDI nice seeing u 2

Thank god it was only an IHOP, bringing yr baggage into the office drags everyone down.

unless u share

was gonna say depends how big the bag is

You may soon be able to defend yourself against cocaine!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/jan/04/researchers-use-cold-virus-produce-anti-cocaine-va/

"protected by a silver spoon"

coke rules

Ring me when cocaine protects against the cold virus ta.

One of my best friend started using cocaine about a year ago. I can't really blame it all on the stuff, but he has turned into an asshole lately.

So, dud.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs910.ash1/181876_10150133379085100_560245099_8321128_1927275_n.jpg

People tell me it wakes you up when having an alcohol induced black out.

Authorities in Awe of Drug Runners' Jungle-Built, Kevlar-Coated Supersubs

sometimes you have to admire these guys

a hundred million eric clapton fans can't be wrong

it would be a riot if as a result of this thread ppl who used to have a taste for the stuff all relapsed and started posting shit like DEFEND, WHATEVER, TRANS X LIVING ON VIDEO BEST SONG EVER, LISTEN TO THAT SHIT, I HAVE AN UNCLE IN POLITICS DON'T FUCK WITH ME

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, September 3, 2010 10:49 AM (7 months ago)

all-time

http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/original-size/20110702_WOC093.gif

http://www.qwertysqoncepts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/jesse-jackson-crying.jpg

at least the gov's doing something right then

get in. i love cocaine but have only done it maybe 5/6 times, would never buy it. always enjoy it tho.

apparently within britain scotland is the area of highest consumption. fucking get in. so many laurels for such a small nation.

so proud right now

a bottle of buckfast, a scotch pie, some black pudding, a deep fried mars bar, and some cocaine please.

"and did those feet in ancient time" and some cocaine please.

so many laurels for such a small nation.

!!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/flesh-eating-cocaine-laced-veterinary-drug-levamisole/story?id=13902353

NASTY

Once the drug is cleared from the body, the wounds do heal, leaving behind a shiny scar.

oh my God it does this WHILE YOU'RE HIGH that is fucked up.