Defend the Indefensible: Cocaine

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It seems recently that our town has become flooded, or maybe I just never noticed before. We've recently moved closer to the town centre and as such often have people back for drinks after the pub. Very often friends, or friends of friends are hoovering the shit up like nobody's business. They then turn into arrogant, uncontrollable wankers who act like they own the place - ordering people around, refusing to leave, getting violent and angry if they're challenged and it's becoming a real problem because it's ruining everyone else's fun and it turns my hosting capabilities into a chore. The thing is you can't reason with these people so it's very hard to tell them not to do it.
The toilet doors to our local have had to be taken off because of the amount of people queueing up to take chaz in there and it's so transparent who is and who isn't on it. Used to be only a few years ago that MDMA and ecstasy was the class-a of choice but now the trend is coke. I have never had a problem with people on pills because I know they're not going to cause too much trouble and will generally get along with everyone.
What puzzles me is why people continue to do it if it makes them act like cockfarmers all the time and gives them a horrible comedown afterwards. It doesn't make music sound better, it's not very impressive to other people (I think the illusion must be that it is), it's VERY expensive too and I don't know how people in my age group can even afford it.
So yeh, dud. Big fucking dud. But it's over to you.

disassociated ilxor, Friday, 21 April 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

cocaine is a stupid drug. perhaps the STUPIDEST drug.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Spoilsport. It's good for a laugh every now and then.

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Despite the fact that I have been assured many many times that I would enjoy it, a wise person once said to me "Dude, the economics NEVER add up. So, unless you're getting it for free, it ain't worth it. Smoke a joint."

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome to new york

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome to Regina

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

you're all crazy.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It can be fun, but I found that the older I got, the lower the fun to physical and emotional stress ratio fell, so whereas it was once a party time classic, it is now an old lady dud.

Actually what really did it was the realization that people who take cocaine turn into huge assholes. And that I was no exception.

Crystal meth is worse, though.

Safety First (pullapartgirl), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Classic.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Obv. not a patch on speed

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

They then turn into arrogant, uncontrollable wankers who act like they own the place - ordering people around, refusing to leave, getting violent and angry if they're challenged and it's becoming a real problem because it's ruining everyone else's fun and it turns my hosting capabilities into a chore.

This happens to people who aren't on coke too, you know. Some people are nasty drunks, get ill or nasty on E, whatever. The worst bar fight I've ever seen was actually instigated by a pothead, granted a pothead 81 but still a pothead! So it all depends on the person, when it comes down to it--if you're an ass you're an ass. The behavior you're describing isn't one that I've ever associated with any specific drug--obnoxiously loud and chatty, yeah that's coke and speed but the violence and the anger and rudeness are not something I've noted any difference from drug to drug. Maybe you shouldn't be inviting ppl around past pub closing for god's sake, things close for a reason. Make them go to their house!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the price thing though, that IS really baffling.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

when it comes down to it--if you're an ass you're an ass

Heh heh, this is OTM

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

MDMA is REALLY HARD to get in NYC :(

JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

How on earth is coke use "indefensible" - people defend their use of it constantly.

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe you shouldn't be inviting ppl around past pub closing for god's sake, things close for a reason.

I wish you had been my guidance counsellor at school.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Well it's about time we're taking on the issue of coke around here, pot has had to be defended far too many times. We should do drinking again though, that's always good :D

xpost me too, Huk. Me too.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I will never willingly/knowingly do cocaine because I tend to get obsessed with things and one thing I definitely do NOT need to get obsessed with is an illegal drug that costs a bazillion dollars.

Dan (I Know Me Too Well For That) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

DING DING DING shit's expensive

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Cocaine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pot

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

But:

Booze>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cocaine

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan OTFM. EXACTLY my rationale, always has been.

don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Booze followed by cocaine = win.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Pot prices >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coke prices

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck paying for it!

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

True. Very, very true.

Still - a nice joint on a sunny day, followed by beers and sun in front of waves? Unbeatable.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Instead of the joint I'd just have even more beers

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

screw beers, if you are in front of waves you must be on an island somewhere, or maye a boat, or maybe just cali but whatever, you need rum.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Or that...whichever. Life comes at me too fast already to step on the accelerator pedal with coke. I prefer the slow lane in my times off.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Ach well, whatever's available basically

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Damnit, Ally. Why haven't we had drinks yet? You seem to be one of the wisest people I've never met.

De rum be de ting. And I'm going to the Bahamas next week. Bitches.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

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JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

remember, the first time is always free, and if you always hit up a new dealer for coke, every time is a first time.

i only drink booze, though.

gear (gear), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

So how some when you go into a bar for the first time, the first drink isn't free :(

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Coke makes me too speedy, so i drink too much to take the edge off, and even then, I'm not having as much fun as if I'd just had a lot of tequila.

I loved LSD. Past tense.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

coke dealers are notoriously friendly, generous sorts. they add in a key ingredient to their product: care

gear (gear), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, also who are these dealers

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I never really got what was supposed to be so great about coke, but I haven't done very much, so maybe I never got great coke. I did get kind of loud and chatty though

Dominique (dleone), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Young Loudon Chatty... the Third

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It made/makes me EVEN CHATTIER. And seriously, nobody wants that. Everyone wants to be able to get a word in edgewise and still go home at a reasonable hour, right? RIght. So I'll stick to vodka.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

is snowflake delivery still in service?

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ah shit wrong thread

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

doesn't sound like it is on the wrong thread.......!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

It's quite fun but a total waste of money and turns you into a complete wanker when it wears off and makes you badger all your mates to shout you another line. Certain people shouldn't go near it - I've known one guy whose life was pretty much fucked up by too much coke (last I heard he was in prison).

chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

!!!

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Certain people shouldn't go near it

Yes, but it's OK for people like us to

TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

well this goes back to my original point, if you're just an ass you're going to be an ass about coke, pot, booze, smokes, whatever. I mean fuck off with always getting lines off your friends, SHIT'S EXPENSIVE, I mean it's like the friend who "just quit smoking" and ALWAYS bums your cigs no matter how many times you hang out together, they've always "just quit but wanna smoke this one time." O RLY?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i was once at a party where this dorky guy did some lines for the first time and he was a little nervous about it.

afterwards he actually said out loud "i don't see what the big deal is, i don't feel anything, except it's sort of like i had five espressos. wouldn't it be cheaper to buy espressos?"

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

^ not a defense

Riverside (kkvgz), Thursday, 16 September 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Defending the indefensible: IHOP waitresses who tell ILX posters about past cocaine habits

turn in yer badge (San Te), Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i sell bio coke to a clientele that can afford it but then i extract endorphins from their brains, synthesizing them into a substance to be peddled to addicts on my home planet so yes: i'm a bully.

Sébastien, Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link

and is like "did I ever tell you about how I used to do...COCAINE?" The next two days were chock full of her babbling on about how much she used to like to party, interspersed with these loud, profanity-filled arguments with our boss. She quit or was fired, I never figured that out. My boss just said something vague when I asked him.

It sounds like she had a relapse.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, that much was obvious.

Riverside (kkvgz), Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe she was stealing chocolate chip pancakes

turn in yer badge (San Te), Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link

cuz them shits are delicious

turn in yer badge (San Te), Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and it's nice seeing you again, Sébastien.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link

hi there CGLDI nice seeing u 2

Sébastien, Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Thank god it was only an IHOP, bringing yr baggage into the office drags everyone down.

i just like barbecue rib, whatever (u s steel), Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

unless u share

ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

was gonna say depends how big the bag is

Eejit Piaf (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

You may soon be able to defend yourself against cocaine!

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/jan/04/researchers-use-cold-virus-produce-anti-cocaine-va/

won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"protected by a silver spoon"

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

coke rules

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Ring me when cocaine protects against the cold virus ta.

Mark G, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

One of my best friend started using cocaine about a year ago. I can't really blame it all on the stuff, but he has turned into an asshole lately.

So, dud.

In the heart of downtown (Solrac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

People tell me it wakes you up when having an alcohol induced black out.

Umm, I think that's my glass. (laser precise purpose maker era), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

sometimes you have to admire these guys

groovemaaan, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

a hundred million eric clapton fans can't be wrong

Slag, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

it would be a riot if as a result of this thread ppl who used to have a taste for the stuff all relapsed and started posting shit like DEFEND, WHATEVER, TRANS X LIVING ON VIDEO BEST SONG EVER, LISTEN TO THAT SHIT, I HAVE AN UNCLE IN POLITICS DON'T FUCK WITH ME

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, September 3, 2010 10:49 AM (7 months ago)

all-time

butterfield earth (get bent), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

at least the gov's doing something right then

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2011 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

get in. i love cocaine but have only done it maybe 5/6 times, would never buy it. always enjoy it tho.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Saturday, 25 June 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

apparently within britain scotland is the area of highest consumption. fucking get in. so many laurels for such a small nation.

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 25 June 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

so proud right now

caek, Saturday, 25 June 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

a bottle of buckfast, a scotch pie, some black pudding, a deep fried mars bar, and some cocaine please.

Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 25 June 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

"and did those feet in ancient time" and some cocaine please.

caek, Saturday, 25 June 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

so many laurels for such a small nation.

!!

you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Saturday, 25 June 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Once the drug is cleared from the body, the wounds do heal, leaving behind a shiny scar.

oh my God it does this WHILE YOU'RE HIGH that is fucked up.

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

oh ha, this thread. boy was i doing a lot of bad things in 2006...

phil-two, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

not as bad, i guess, as if i were a pedophile and peeping out the window at the little children, but still.

Yeah, this seems like kind of a low bar?

man why did i wait to coke up until it was too late

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

tempted to post some krokodil vidz from utube

# (Lamp), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

dat shit is nuts

☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

lol Laurel

love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one year passes...
one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQJ__I_kPQ

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:40 (ten years ago) link

Greece 0.1% thanks a bunch Merkel. :^(

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 10:04 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

it would be a riot if as a result of this thread ppl who used to have a taste for the stuff all relapsed and started posting shit like DEFEND, WHATEVER, TRANS X LIVING ON VIDEO BEST SONG EVER, LISTEN TO THAT SHIT, I HAVE AN UNCLE IN POLITICS DON'T FUCK WITH ME

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, September 3, 2010 1:49 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the best.

how's life, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

...when you cant get speed and your friends give it to you?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

I was seeing this guy but I broke it off because his friends use coke. I mean, he's all like, "but we have so much in common." And I'm like "you're delusional, WE DO NOT." I've lost so many friendships over this, I've had to cut so many people out of my life. I won't associate with people once I've found out that they go to those rich people parties where there is coke. It makes me sick. I used to live in a lower class neighborhood where you could see expensive cars lined up on a Friday night on the worst street in the neighborhood. They'd line up, get their coke, and no consideration whatsoever for the community that they do their transaction in. People were getting shot in front of my building. When I was a kid, I had to pass a notorious crack house to get to the 7-11 to buy candy. At the end of the day, people I thought were my friends or allies live in an idiot insipid world.

It's no wonder I gave up the yuppie lifestyle and moved home to be with my peeps. I just couldn't take the alienation anymore.

My friends these days are people who have used the stuff and deeply regret it.

Stuffed Wizard (I M Losted), Sunday, 27 October 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link

So then, he can't take no for an answer and wants to be FB friends or follow me on social media and I'm like, "no, what I found out about you means you do not understand and will never understand, I feel betrayed, please get out of my life. I don't want anything to do with you or your stupid coke friends."

Stuffed Wizard (I M Losted), Monday, 28 October 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

It has acc started 😭 #ItsCominHome pic.twitter.com/CakfhshShT

— MsTee🌹 (@foreigntee02) July 11, 2021

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link


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