Where Are the Best Places in Your Town to Masturbate in Public

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King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:25 (8 years ago) Permalink

I love to masturbate!

King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:29 (8 years ago) Permalink

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King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

I am masturbating right now. My pants are down, and my penis is erect and ready to sperminate...UUUUHHHHHH.....UUUUGGHHHHHH....

King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:32 (8 years ago) Permalink

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!

King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

My penis is erect...and I AM MASTURBATING!

King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

how about some photos?

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:47 (8 years ago) Permalink

I honestly think this is one of my favorite threads

Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

He kinda trailed off rather limpily, though. I was expecting some more pizzazz at the end.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:52 (8 years ago) Permalink

some more pizzas?

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

oops

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

she kind of looks like naomi watts.

Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

She doesn't look very happy about the pepperoni on there.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:04 (8 years ago) Permalink

An informal survey based on unfortunate recent experience would indicate:

Public lavatories,
Doorways,
Public transport, and
Standing in the middle of the sidewalk

are popular with the public masturbators around these parts.


M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:05 (8 years ago) Permalink

Wait. I get it. That's her tongue, right? And those red circles must be slices of tongue. Which explains why she isn't looking happy.

Phew. Safe for work after all, then.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Seriously though. King Dong, please update.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh no!

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:33 (8 years ago) Permalink


I tried to do it in a porta-john once but then these construction workers pulled the door open on me and start laughing at me

http://hometown.aol.com/fdchaplaingwgfd/images/photo%20gwgfd%20storm%20porta%20potty%20crowd.jpg

midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!
-- King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006

gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

I like to imagine this person is a cartoon talking sedimentary rock.

Abbott, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh dear

the table is the table, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:03 (6 years ago) Permalink

I AM LOLING

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

"sperminate"

gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:14 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

http://www.mymasturbation.com/male/public-bathrooms.htm

gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

Caught by Mom (27)

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 03:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

Food - Bread (3)
Food - Fruit (6)
Food - Meat (6)
Food - Misc. (3)

that site is like a roadside accident. I don't want to look, yet I look.

nicky lo-fi, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 04:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!
-- King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006

I like to imagine this person is a cartoon talking sedimentary rock.

-- Abbott

I'm hearing it in the voice of that jovial volcano off the volvic ad

Matt, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

Curling Iron (25)

!!?!? Not while on I fscking hope. Ow.

Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:14 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Heave Ho, Monday, July 9, 2007 11:18 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

follow the fudge through this chocolatey challenge (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:35 (5 years ago) Permalink

Copyright 2007, MyMasturbation.com, All Rights Reserved.

from crass encino (velko), Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

Copyright 2007, MyMasturbation.com, All Rights Reserved.

― from crass encino (velko), Thursday, March 26, 2009 2:30 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

the table is the table, Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Tryin' to copyright, your masturbatio-o-onnnnnn
using any way or meanssssss"

Mark G, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

we can't rule out benches as locations, but they are out as implements. This is about where not what.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

and Your Masturbation don't mean a thing to meaaah.

james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

Wha? I'm not awake for twenty hours a day. Her response is extremely measured.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

I said he was a lousy lover and I haven't had an orgasm in years.

this lady cannot take a hint

harbl, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:19 (4 years ago) Permalink


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