Gerard Depardieu ends film career!

I see.

No wait, I don't.

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http://imdb.com/title/tt0133385/

Knights of Manhattan (2006) (announced) .... Bill Cannon
Astérix aux jeux olympiques (2007) (pre-production) .... Obélix
Michou d'Auber (2006) (filming)
Quand j'étais chanteur (2006) (post-production)
Olé (2005) (post-production) .... François Veber
Amici miei '400 (2005) (post-production)
Last Holiday (2006) (completed)

He was in the WORST MOVIE I have ever seen!

http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20110817/world/french-star-depardieu-relieves-himself-in-plane-cabin.380638

French film actor Gerard Depardieu was caught short on a Paris to Dublin flight and chose not to bother going to the toilet before relieving himself, airline CityJet told AFP.

"I will only confirm that he, in effect, urinated in the plane," a spokeswoman for the Air France-KLM subsidiary said, confirming a report on Europe 1 radio, which interviewed a passenger who witnessed the incident.

According to the passenger, who was not named, the 62-year-old was visibly inebriated and tried to stand up before take-off, when passengers are asked to wear seatbelts, declaring: "I want to piss, I want to piss."

When a stewardess asked him to sit and wait 15 minutes until the jet took off and reached cruising altitude, he said he could not wait. "And there and then he stood up and did it on the floor," she told the French broadcaster.

"We could see he had been drinking. The stewardess was dumbfounded," she added. "No-one said anything. It all happened with courtesy. Mr Depardieu sat back down and the plane returned to the parking area to be cleaned."

The spokeswoman said the incident had taken place on Tuesday evening on board flight AF5010. She did not say whether the company intended to take further action against the popular French star.

According to a Paris Airports website, the Dublin route is served by an Avro RJ-85, a regional jet that can carry up to 111 passengers and is routinely equipped with onboard toilets both fore and aft.

Depardieu is perhaps the best known face in French cinema, having appeared in almost 200 films, and is known abroad as the star of the 1990 literary epic Cyrano de Bergerac and the US romantic comedy Green Card.

He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.

Piss on a plane!

In Potiche Depardieu looked as if he had swallowed a refrigerator; perhaps these days he's too fat to get into an airplane toilet?

It all happened with courtesy
It all happened with courtesy
It all happened with courtesy
It all happened with courtesy
It all happened with courtesy

Dude, just wait till Ireland to get drunk, ffs.

He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.
He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.
He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.
He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.
He is also a winemaker and in 1990 was convicted of drunk driving.

I was in the pub the other week and a man tried to tell a joke about Gerard Depardieu marrying Whoopi Goldberg making her Whoopi Depardieu - he had to mispronounce it as "Doo-pee-doo" so we would get it. Horribly formed.

Source: Gerard Depardieu urinates on plane

Witness: Depardieu appeared inebriated

He is also a urinemaker

He was wandering around CalArts on class registration day a year or so ago. I still do not know why he was there. I say "wandering", but he was mostly sat in a chair resting on a cane. Dude is faaaaaat

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― yuengling participle (rotten03), Monday, October 31, 2005 2:12 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

He still makes a lot of swill, but nevertheless usually elevates it.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/my-afternoons-with-margueritte/5751

(There's a peeing scene in this one, but he observes rather than initiates it.)

i need to rewatch Les Valseuses but im inclined to agree!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:45 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this movie is utterly abhorrent

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=669127>1=28103

http://www.gossipcop.com/anderson-cooper-interviewing-gerard-depardieu-video-pee-urine-talk-show-interview-conversation-peeing-giggling-laughing-urinating/

thats better

fuck this guy

gerard-depardieu-video-pee-urine-talk-show-interview-conversation-peeing-giggling-laughing-urinating

man, Underworld fell off

boor say hi to me

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20927274

Waving the new document, he was welcomed to Saransk by women wearing national costumes and served blini - traditional pancakes. He was also presented with a pair of felt boots and two kittens.

"I am very happy, it's very beautiful here, beautiful and soulful people live here," Interfax quoted him as saying. He then unhinged his jaw and swallowed both kittens whole.

lol buzza

france should bar him from entering the country

"I am very happy, it's very beautiful here, and the people are delicious, especially wrapped in prosciutto and filled with Brie," Interfax quoted him as saying.

Putin kissed Depardieu "like a kitten"

flying penis attacks gary kasparov

http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/upload-TASS_4240936-pic4_zoom-1000x1000-64983.jpg

u handsome devil

tsk tsk

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4555-7416.gif

he is now a gnome

lag∞n's pic is some fancy hobbit shit

I wish him the best of luck in libertarian paradise russia

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/news/gerard-depardieu-says-drinks-14-bottles-wine-day-015500058-us-weekly.html

"I killed two lions once and I understand why the lion is the king of the jungle. [It was] in legitimate self defense," he's quoted saying. "Imagine you're driving and your engine breaks down. You got out, and in your way are these animals. So you shoot, just to scare them. They don't move. I wasn't there for hunting. I was in Africa for Africa."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o542YKTrnZg

btw that is essentially the first big scene of his film career and it's rather amazing

Huge talent.

That's absolutely riveting. His face is fantastic.

Just finally watched clip, never saw that one. Wow. Did not know Gerard and Jeanne had made a movie together before that other one- Les Valseurs? And the other woman is- Lucia Bosè? *holds breath, sighs*

anyone ever seen this, which was Beineix's crash after Diva?

http://www.filmlinc.com/films/on-sale/the-moon-in-the-gutter

it's on YT, sans Eng titles

he is hilarious in Serge Gainsbourg's 1976 film starring Birkin & Dallesandro, a pansexual riding a white horse and warning a guy that he's killed people with his big fucking dick.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/7efbc07d131ac2c7a70572895b505fd3/tumblr_mhak3fsOOT1qmemvwo1_500.jpg

when i was in france they had some /really/ old depardieu film on which was basically a meatballs-type thing set in a summer camp. not his finest hour.

"they had" -- i mean "they had on TV."

Was it Get Out Your Handkerchiefs?

i guess it was. so, not necessarily very "meatballs" at all!

Ha! Your post got me thinking about that one again, which led me to remember that GD's costar Patrick Dewaere made another weird summer camp film a few years earlier called The Right Way To Walk, wherein he plays a macho camp counselor who bullies a co-worker he discovers is a transvestite. I imagine there's a whole sub-genre of this stuff.

I read Gérard Depardieu's autobiography and can assure you it doesn't disappoint. pic.twitter.com/cFqKS88LGM

— Nick Newman (@Nick_Newman) September 28, 2017