Beer & Vodka

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Will this mix make you vomit?

― van nillison, Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:18 (eighteen years ago) link

beer before liquor, never sicker.
liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Or you can just pour vodka into your beer.

― Numbing, Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

But the rule above only really matters if your having significant amounts of both

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 16 October 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Just shut up and get them down your neck, you big poof.

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I drank it last night and I felt rough today but not too bad.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Beer then Crack, you'll feel cack

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link

liquor then cocaine you'll grow a brain

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Gin then PCP, you will go on a killing spree

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

whisky before crank and there'll be none left in the tank

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Absinthe then acid, you'll be fucking placid

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:46 (eighteen years ago) link

bros before hoes before no doze, no end of woes

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Schnapps before Ket, call a Vet

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link

port before poppers, call the coppers

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Martinis then Skag, poo in a bag.

― Nöödle Vägue (noodle vague), Sunday, 16 October 2005 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I hadn't heard that one, thanks.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Wine then whiskey, pukesy and pisskey.

― Numbing, Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The grape or the grain, but never the twain.

Also, far superior to beer and vodka is beer and bourbon. Not only do you get the cool alliteration, but it's also called a boilermaker, so it's even more alliteration than that!

Also, very delicious.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

If your date is a vampire
You won't have to stake her
As long as you give her
A tall Boilermaker

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

fucking give it up guys please.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Sunday, 16 October 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Cold turkey?
No!
You must be mad!
Have a boilermaker
Lad.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i drank this last night, too. i didn't vomit, but it's almost 3:00 PM and i'm still under my comforter, eating soup out of the pan, reading ILM, so... the choice is yours.

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Sounds like a perfect Sunday to me.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

During one particularly lengthy binge I ran into a guy who called himself Kennedy who insisted on pouring bourbon into the beer.
We were a group of about eight in a packed Pizza Hut on a Sunday afternoon. He would yell "SUPER BEER" and bring the bottle up from under the table and pour a good slug into your glass when the beer was about half done. Then he'd yell "CANNONBALL" and laugh hysterically until you downed the thing. I remember being particularly drunk and embarrassed at the same time. Everyone in the restaurant was looking at us. I can't imagine why we didn't get kicked out. But pretty soon the booze took over, and I really didn't snap back to reality until, as we were walking out after about an hour of this I noticed Kennedy had urinated all over himself and his pants were completely soaked.

― scrimhaw1837 (son_of_scrimshaw), Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I was an enthusiast for the turbo shandy / power shandy craze about three years ago. (Buy three pints of Stella, get a fourth glass, share out the lager and fill it up with Smirnoff Ice)

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

if i spend a night on beer and vodka, i'm fine. it's when i try diversifying into gin/sambuca/aftershock/brasso that i get into trouble.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 16 October 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

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