I'm gonna put it out there: if you like it, you can take it; if you don't, send it right back: Who is the sexiest woman on this board?

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― N_RQ, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Kate St.Clair.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Define 'sexy'

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops I mean Kate St.Claire.

xpost

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Kate, I kiss you. If I were gay, I'd make you a bigamist. :-)

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Not telling.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I would say it's one of the following
Mandee
Luna
Anna
Kate
Sarah McLusky
Marianna
Lauren

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh Jeanne & Sam are both sexy too!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:27 (eighteen years ago) link

ALL OF THE LADIES.

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Very diplomatic Bingo! ;-)

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i honestly don't think there are any that i have seen that i don't find sexy each in their own way. i love women.

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link

The one that puts out.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link

The ~~problem~~ great thing about these kinds of threads is that they tend to turn into ~~popularity contests~~ call-outs for our friends.

I think lots of the women are here are sexy, for various reasons. Ally is sexy cause she's gorgeous, but also cause she's sassy. Anna is sexy not just because she's a sultry redhead, but also because she's got the right combination of compassion and wit. Pink is sexy because she's got the face of an anime cartoon character combined with the golden heart of an earth mother. Roxy has a sexy record collection and all bassists are sexy (see also Sarah McLusty). Marianna has sexy taste in clothes. Suzy is sexy in her sharp humour and catty putdowns. Archel has sexy brains and both she and SGS have sexy librarian glasses.

This is by no means an exhaustive list.

And I'm sure lots of other women I haven't met are sexy too, but I'm not really going to comment on them. Sexy means a lot of different things to me - perhaps it's easier for me to find women sexy because it's not complicated by desire.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:43 (eighteen years ago) link

THESE KINDS OF THREADS ARE HOW NAZI GERMANY STARTED

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:46 (eighteen years ago) link

should we post pictures?

or transcripts? what's the critera here?

― Misery, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:47 (eighteen years ago) link

In terms of all-out sexiness I think Luna wins, and I think all those who saw "that picture" of her will agree with me.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I find intelligence sexy. Considering I've met very few of the women of ilx, thats all I have to go on.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link

should we post pictures?
or transcripts? what's the critera here?

-- Misery (tha...), October 5th, 2005.

genius: no pics, just transcripts. i've never met an ilx femme, and probably wdn't've started this if i had.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

oh i forgot about "that picture" andrew. yeah, that was good.

― bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i have a photobucket full of pictures of sexy girls on ilx.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:54 (eighteen years ago) link

That was a GOOD picture.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey! I thought my high cheekbones etc. were part of the whole thing, too!

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I want more glamorous photos of gem!

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Mandee

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 11:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ROXYMUZAK

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I only ever saw a picture of Panther Pink once but I was like "whoa dude"

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

homosexual II otm.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Roxymuzak!!!! I knew there was someone I had forgotten, she is the hottness!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh & thank you banana person! *blush* Although you could of course mean "whoa dude" in a bad way....hahaha!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:56 (eighteen years ago) link

BETH PARKER TO THREAD

― Adamn, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I know it ain't me cause I'm phat and blubbery. :-P

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Pink, let's not forget your mesemerizing eyes.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Of which I've never seen a picture, by the way. But she's got the gift of bringing sexy, quirky smiles to my face with what she writes. She's funny, smart and has an air of coolness surrounding her. Beth seduces through language. Who needs pictures? So there.

― Adamn, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

previous answers: Truly: Who's the hottest chick poster on this board?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I know who it is

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ew, girls

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Aw Phil, I was totally gonna vote for YOU.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Phil's giggle is TOTALLY cuter than mine.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Can the Wright sisters be counted as one?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

depends if you plan to bang them both in the same go

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

They are all as sexy as they wanna be. All they need is the proper inspiration.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.donovansf.com/PartyPics/Ozumo/Chill-9-26-03-Candles.jpg

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.cortege.com/magazine/images/reception/MillesimePF.jpg

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

depends if you plan to bang them both in the same go

But I thought there were three of them?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Depends on whether you're referring to candle-light or hot wax, JM.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread has told me something. Women think I'm sexy. Men think I'm psychotic.

I should become a lesbian, I might have more luck.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.colostate.edu/Depts/HHS/Images/massage.gif

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.adultmovieporn.com/porn/92-1.jpg

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Anna Luna Archel LauraH Sarah McLusky

― Booty Inspector, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

seems like there's a lot of thee cuties around this place. just an observation. however, i don't like to play favorites. that would require acute reasoning powers.
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/hardcoreXcliche/idhitit1mv.gif

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

the answer is mar1ssa march4nt

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

forgot Kim Grimstitch

― Booty Inspector, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, there are three Wright sisters

I wouldn't call us SEXY, per se - MAYBE BEGUILING

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i just realized it might be more creepy than flattering to have some logged-out dude called booty inspector tell you you're fine, so i want to say that at least five of the six of you like me okay.

― Booty Inspector, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

The ~~problem~~ great thing about these kinds of threads is that they tend to turn into ~~popularity contests~~ call-outs for our friends.

The other problem with these threads is people wanting attention, people crying out to be picked, people reacting as if they've had some great big compliment when they are picked and people going in the huff when they aren't (see also "Your favourite 10 ILXors and similar").

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

(sorry, I meant "the other problem", as Kate's pretty much OTM)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Emsk.

― keep typing keep typing keep typing keep typing, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I misplaced my closing quotation mark thingies up there. I'm sure you know what I mean.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Lindsay! I know you're lurking!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

While I can't recall letting any ilxors inspect my booty of late, I am not creeped out, merely flattered.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

All ILX women are damn sexy. All women are damn sexy. Most men are, too. And that's that.

Depends on whether you're referring to candle-light or hot wax

If any ILXors are looking for some hot wax play but can't find anyone to drip it on - well, you know my email address!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, Jimmy never answered the question.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

well archel you did once post a picture of your butt and say "hahaha this is a picture of my butt." it was a long time ago and i think you were wearing a wallet chain. i remember that because it seemed out of character and intriguing. i can consult my bootyfiles for details.

― Booty Inspector, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

What was teh question?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got a strong opinion on this issue, but I fear that she would be creeped out if I named her, so I won't.

(No, not _you_...)

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I know who I think it is

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, you're right, I can't pick just one.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, it just doesn't seem fair.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I have an answer for this, and for the corresponding male thread. But I'm not telling.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Toraneko, but she doesn't post any more so I can get away with saying this.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I certainly can't post only one, so I will refrain from naming anyone at all.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn Matt, you beat me by seconds mentioning trnk. Also Trayce! Plus most/all of other posters are OTM.

(Too right this feels creepy. This post shall be the first with my new alias; posted here w/real name for years.)

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

ned raggett

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, those moves!!!

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

A screen name combining two of my favourite things, like it.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Ooh thx Matt! I'm having a glass of wine now, and here's a lipogram I wrote some months ago.

Also, I should say (prompted by another thread) that chiXorZ correcting my Latin is soooo sexy!

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Well if noone else is gonna say it:

Conor Smedley

Nice try to the rest of you. Sufficient Effort! Entirely!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I got my opinions, but I surely can't name just one.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

gear's roomate

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

In order to accurately judge, we should have pictures of the female ILXors recreating this series of photos:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tyra-JLH.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

And ken c, don't you dare.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Adamn, sorry I took so long to respond. I was busy carving our initials into the biggest oak tree I could find.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know anybody here and only know a few pictures (from the 'what do you look like' threads), but I have to say, Maria t.s. seems like a lovely young woman.

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

how many of you have boners when replying to this thread?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i can't because i'm at work

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

JUST KIDDING.

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to say, Maria t.s. seems like a lovely young woman.

-- jergins

This made me laugh for completely OT reasons.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

When Dante Alighieri was a young man, he once wrote a list of sixty women's names on a piece of paper, just so he could slip in the name of his beloved unobtrusively and gaze upon it. There don't seem to be any shy, infatuated poets on ILX, I guess.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

JUST KIDDING.

haha yeah like you can't have boners at work!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

He's not at work!

― Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

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