ILX: The Book!! (mod: not actually about an ILX book)

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Hi guys, so for the past 2 years now I have been working on a book compiling what I consider to be classic threads and posts from ILX. It is finally finished, and is being published by lulu.com. You can order copies directly from the site, or email me and I can send you one. Here's the link, enjoy!

ILX: The Book

― David Margolies, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Haha, nice one! I am fired, btw.

― Cool, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Much like that picture, you are an asshole.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

jesus.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Thanks. I looked at that at work. Awesome.

― Kittens Licking Cakes (coco), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

JUST A BIT OF FUN

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

BE COOL

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Haha THANK YOU MODERATOR FORUM!!!!!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

He was only having a laugh!

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Even with the anal fisting, I think this will probably still end up being less controversial than that OTHER ILX book thread.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

ILX: We're Totally Cool With Anal Fisting, But Try to Publish Our Internet Ramblings Without Permission, and We'll Bring the FIRE.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I don't know.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Can someone explain precisely why some people like having an entire hand up the ass?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Come over here and we'll demonstrate!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

If you have to ask, lady...

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

But I just washed my hands!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

That bunny feels left out. He wanted to penetrate the kitty so much.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I modded the thread title because this thread will pick up about 3000 more posts tomorrow saying 'oh i thought this was real and was going to say WORST IDEA EVER blah blah blah' etc.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

this is where i am glad the office is actually closed today and no one else is here but me and the air conditioner, right?

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Oh dearie me. (I am always glad I set up my desk so that way the monitor faces away from the entrance to my area...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

I should hook my laptop up to the conference room projector and then follow that link during a meeting.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

traumatising, isn't it?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Yes, most definitely. Tell them it's a suggestion for the next team building exercise.

x-post

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

haha those of us who didnt actually load the fucking thing on their work computer can laff it off

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

So true!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

that should be those of YOU obv

xpost: i'd like to wedgie you right now perry

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm laughing to hide the tears that were brought on at the prospect of being fired.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

haha this WOULD be how i get fired too, fucking ilx

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I know, I hope I can use the Pete Townsend defense strategy to get me off the hook.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

wait nicole, did you actually open it or are you just rubbing my nose in it?

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

(I'm totally rubbing your nose in it, duder, in case there was some lingering ambiguity.)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

(Upon reflection, this was probably not the best context in which to use the phrase "rubbing your nose in it".)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

my strategy will be to blame ethan because he's the one that pasted the thread link into IM

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

No, I did open it. I should have known better, but I have had very little sleep and not enough coffee today.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

You guys should use the Shaggy Defense.

― The Ghost of It Wasn't Me (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

I will blame a hapless work study student.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9707/31/dilbert/adams.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

*lights incense*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

goddamn.. going to history to delete the offending link is a bit of a problem because it shows it to you again! Aaaagh! my eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Good thing someone just called me with a good job lead today....

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING FIRED SOME OF US ARE DIAGNOSED PARANOIDS

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

oh no! SPANKING VIDEO GAME! oh no!

― The Ghost of Does This Help? (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/29/45151745_3822fa71be_o.jpg

― the happy smile patrol (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

it knows.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

AEON FLUX MOVIE VIRAL MARKTEING

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

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