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They are so awesome I think they deserve a thread of their own. They're like the total opposite of MACHO BULLSHIT! Go!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

*dreams of waterfalls of pussy, sighs and bites his pillow*

-- Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (eastern_mantr...), June 25th, 2005.

― 3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I was crushing on old-school Hillary Clinton (in her Twenties) -- probably because she resembles my supremely attractive friend Erin (who, despite liking me, is with someone else right now and so she's horribly unattainable). Goodness gracious, I'm an absolute sucker for blondes these days. But after dropping by a bookstore yesterday where my long-time friend Molly (who is not a blonde, mind you) works -- oh goodness, she's always stunning but yesterday I really wanted to pounce on her because she looked so exceptionally scrumptious (without even trying!) and was just so bubbly and charming. I wanted to playfully tackle her behind the counter and from there on it would've been wonderfully inappropriate! Anyhow, she's invited me along to dinner and some other event with a group of her friends on Friday -- it's not a date essentially, but at heart I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one. Ooh, I just remembered that she complimented my appearance! No-one ever does that! Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! Okay, I'm just getting ridiculous -- I'm just excited because it's a prospect to escape social poverty with a possible hint of romance. I'm probably being too optimistic; I can't help it! I've wanted something to look forward to!

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 16th, 2005

― 3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

*hurl*

― Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain! Nuvvieworld! (eman), Saturday, 27 August 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

is nuvvieworld in florida? like seaworld or something??

― 3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I heard it's like Neverland, but with actual molestation! Like the second secret travel machine in Contact, where Jodie Foster finally gets to ride but noone believes her.

― LeCoq Au Vin: is on Tofutti break! (LeCoq), Saturday, 27 August 2005 23:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd liken it more to the rape scene aboard the spaceship in Communion.

― Poker Spam (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://mutanex.com/GreyDoctors.jpg

― Poker Spam (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"She could have a shaved head and I'd still bounce that ass"

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 28 August 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyhow, she's invited me along to dinner and some other event with a group of her friends on Friday -- it's not a date essentially, but at heart I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one.

― 3, Sunday, 28 August 2005 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I am mad that Ian hasn't responded to my tip about Yma Sumac in Florida this October.

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Sunday, 28 August 2005 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

She's invited me along to dinner and some other event
With a group of her friends on Friday
It's not a date essentially, but at heart
I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one.

Goodness gracious, I'm an absolute sucker for blondes these days. Oh goodness, she's always stunning
Yesterday I really wanted to pounce on her
She looked so exceptionally scrumptious
I wanted to playfully tackle her behind the counter
And from there it would've been wonderfully inappropriate!

She's invited me along to dinner and some other event
With a group of her friends on Friday
It's not a date essentially, but at heart
I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one.

I just remembered that she complimented my appearance
No-one ever does that
I'm just getting ridiculous
I'm just excited
It's a prospect to escape social poverty
A possible hint of romance.
I'm probably being too optimistic
I can't help it, I've wanted something to look forward to...

She's invited me along to dinner and some other event
With a group of her friends on Friday
It's not a date essentially, but at heart
I wouldn't mind if it twisted into one.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Ooh
I just remembered
she complimented my appearance!
No-one ever does that!
Cuddlestein Mountain!
Nuvvieworld!
Squee!

― 3, Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

CHERRIO

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

im not gonna actually paste or link to it in this thread but if you google "squee rat" you get a surprise connection to another ilxer

― 3, Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my God it's luna -- get naked everybody!

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 26th, 2005.

― 3, Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i liked the one about cheeseburger funbox, but i think that was in homage to you, lecoq.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link

best thread ever

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

*dreams of waterfalls of pussy, sighs and bites his pillow*

NO MALE ILXOR DOES THIS

― That's RapePERSON to you., Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

what an incisive observation

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Weak.

― That's RapePERSON to you., Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I take it you're finished.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't actually have the entire night to sit here and type "Weak" at you. Consider it done.

― That's RapePERSON to you., Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

what a hilarious end to this thread THAT was.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

You had to ruin my single, brief, precious trolling victory. You must be a very proud young man.

― That's RapePERSON to you., Monday, 29 August 2005 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

you think i look young?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 29 August 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.southpark-fr.com/persos/pip.gif

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 13:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I am mad that Ian hasn't responded to my tip about Yma Sumac in Florida this October.

Whoa, what? Tell me more.

Anyway, I'm simultaneously honoured and insulted by this thread!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

And I am a bit scary when I wrote cutesy posts like those referred to above -- but somebody's got to keep people around here a bit squeamish! *grins cheekily*

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian, what does "Squee!" actually mean?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know. I'd have to ask this girl named Meredith about that.

― Promise Ian Riese-Moraine anything, give him post-Soviet conceptual society (Eas, Monday, 29 August 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

19-17-21-5-5

― Ian Riese-Moraine drowned in Albemarle Sound. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Are those her measurements? How old is this girl?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

For some reason the thought that "Squee!" means "Oh wow! I have a vagina!" popped into my head and it won't go away.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

What's a post-soviet conceptual society?

― Baaderonixx and the choco-pop babies (baaderonixx), Monday, 29 August 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

22-1-7-9-14-1

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 29 August 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Instead of waterfalls of pussy, this thread is delivering trickles of vagina.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 August 2005 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

So THAT'S the forecast for Hurricane Katrina!

― Ian Riese-Moraine presents architecture and totality -- for kids! (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 29 August 2005 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

yma sumac

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

whatever happened to Ian Riese-Moraine?

― Nigel Dempster, Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i realized i hadn't seen him post in a while when i saw this thread today.
maybe his mom took his computer away?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link

he was killed in a fit of pity

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I was hoping to write a piece on him. He is rather making a splash in certain circles with his current relationship with the niece of the viscout of lancashire and google brought me here. did he stop posting in late summer? does anyone know how one can contact him for an interview?

― Nigel Dempster, Saturday, 24 December 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

some big lolz here

― --+--+-+-+++, Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

No cuddlestein mountain for you!

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

inspired by this nuvvieworldian post by marcello in the true luv thread-

With me at the moment it manifests itself as a tummy tingle whenever I see one of her emails in my inbox or when I look at her blog and there's a new post. Or when I'm writing the blog I'm writing for her. Can't pin it down to anything but it undeniably exists.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 28th, 2005.

― -++-++-+, Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Instead of waterfalls of pussy, this thread is delivering trickles of vagina.

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), August 29th, 2005.

― --+--++-+, Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

did he get scared off or teased away? i feel bad about that.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Teased/harassed would be my guess. Maybe he toughened up and came back as Mickey.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"toughened up"

― -+-+++-+-, Monday, 1 May 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked him even if he did have an oedipus complex.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

that sounds like a punchline to a jewish joke or a new yorker cartoon

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 1 May 2006 00:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I exchanged an email with him once. I've wondered what happened to him for awhile now. Almost scared to know. But I think I will try emailing him now and see what happens. I'm sure I still have the old one he sent.

― honorary joy division roadie (Bimble...), Monday, 1 May 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7484/dogsandblogsnewyorker6cc.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked him even if he did have an oedipus complex.

-- JW (jo...), May 1st, 2006.

that sounds like a punchline to a jewish joke or a new yorker cartoon

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 1st, 2006.

MOM JOKE ;-)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

DAD "MOM" NEW YORKER "JEWISH JOKE."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, there should be a make your own new yorker comic thing like the ones for red meat and jerkcity

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

"I say it's an Oedipus complex, and I say the hell with it.'

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

[image of cat talking] [cat not talking]

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom.

― gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

j blount r.i.p

― ☪, Sunday, 26 August 2007 07:23 (sixteen years ago) link

DAD "MOM" NEW YORKER "JEWISH JOKE."

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, May 1, 2006 4:37 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

not sure what i was getting at here

― s1ocki, Sunday, 26 August 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

and here's the thing

― and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/983/1876/lo/fantastic4_02.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

<3 <3 <3

― and what, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember The John Larroquette Show! I can't remember any of the episodes, but my mother always made tapes of it for my father while he was in jail.

-- Quit glaring at Ian Riese-Moraine! He's mentally fraught! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:24 (2 years ago)

― am0n, Sunday, 26 August 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

he thought it was REALLY COOL to talk like a charles dickens era fancy boy british flapjack motherfucker. the famous quotes "SQUEE! CUDDLESTEIN MOUNTAIN!" were from his own totally serious and unironic posts. he talked about his mom ALOT and it turned out dude was from florida so it was like wtf.
-- chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:01

― gershy, Sunday, 26 August 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

anglo scarfy is such a incisive adjective

― sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i am oft-reminded of ian's syntactical stylings when composing facebook status messages

― stevie, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/moraine_mantras/index.html

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Oh my God it's luna -- get naked everybody!
-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement.

lol, what thread is this originally from?

― gershy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i always thought noise board ian was this dude

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link

no wonder you're banned on every board except this one.

― chaki, Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:50 (sixteen years ago) link

...

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Is this where you're supposed to say SNAP?

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

more like squeenames amirite

― gr8080, Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

this is why I have no =r== 3 yhor***$JJJ

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 January 2008 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

you guys know what ian riese-moraine's favorite game is?

― Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Squee Ball?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Cuddlestein 3-D

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lololololol, xp

― Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

it's actually SQUEE-ball

― Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Super Nuvvio world

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

was he really screwing his mom? also, why is he not on facebook?

― homosexual II, Saturday, 28 August 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I do sometimes wonder if he was a real person or not.

― cackle of rads (Nicole), Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

was he really screwing his mom? also, why is he not on facebook?

my guesses would be "nah" and "suicide"

― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jul/28/want-sex-with-my-mother

lol at the amount of controversial mod edits

― nude defending a headcase (DJ Mencap), Friday, 29 July 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

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