― Jay Leno (Alex in SF), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link
(Yes, it's from The Onion and thus not strictly applicable, but it made me piss myself)
― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Thursday, 25 August 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
a.k.a. THE SUPER BOWL.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link
Which was not funny in the stricest sense, but still made me giggle.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Suckling robot at a warrior rave (alix), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link
FOOT HEADS ARMS BODY
... unfortunately not sure if it's true
Not sure if this one is true either, but it was a World War II headline supposedly:
BRITISH PUSH BOTTLES UP GERMANS REAR
― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link
Young Boys Wankdorf Erection Relief, as ESPN put it.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link
# Autopsy planned in missing woman case (AP)
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
ha wut
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not hilarious, but it kind of sounds like they're already planning the autopsy even though they haven't found the woman. Just bad headline writing.
― Hurting 2, Sunday, 24 June 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Germans Bar Cruise
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link
'Man shoots dad in butt'
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
'TEENAGE MUTANT BINGE IN THURLES'
― Michael B, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link
French man with two asses surprises Swedish officials.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Confused sea turtles march into Italian restaurant
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 August 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
my forever favourite remains Prisoner to sue jail after swallowing plastic fork.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 22 August 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Cash-in-buttocks man in M25 ban
― ledge, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Obama, McCain vie for suburbanites, white women (AP)
― Hurting 2, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
haha i saw that cash-in-buttocks man headline earlier but couldn't find this thread
― Ste, Friday, 29 August 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Probe finds toilet paper 'dumping'
― Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 January 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link
The more you think about it the worse it gets.
― Pope Gay Homo Awful House Music (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 January 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Art Hoax Unites Europe in Displeasure
― Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Thursday, 15 January 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Crew of space station survives a close call with space junk
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Not a favourite by any means, but I bet some sub at the BBC is dead proud of himself for getting this in ten years after anyone gave a fuck
Manic Street Features
― ailsa, Saturday, 21 March 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
It's all gone Pete Tong in Kim Jong Taepodong ding-dong
― James Mitchell, Monday, 6 April 2009 10:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Good to see that only two words are important in that article. SONGS and NO
― StanM, Monday, 6 April 2009 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Obama May Block Sun's Rays to End Global WarmingFOXNews – 8 minutes ago
― corps of discovery (schlump), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
current Accuweather headline: "Weather for This Morning's Plane Crashes"
'funny'
― "the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
The Capital Times'Country' arrested after allegedly threatening to go 'wild hillbilly' on man
The Capital Times — 6/12/2009 7:55 am
A man called "Country" was arrested for allegedly pulling out a knife at an east-side city park and threatening another man, apparently telling the victim "I'm going to cut you up like a wild hillbilly."
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
but "a wild hillbilly" is the name of his dog, doctor...
― Mark G, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm confused, is he going to cut him up like a wild hillbilly would cut him up, or is he going to cut him up like he would cut up a wild hillbilly
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe it would have been clearer had he said, "Like a wild hillbilly, I'm going to cut you up."
I assuming if the rascal was going around calling himself "Country", this was his intention.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 12 June 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
True story. When I was in college I lived in an apartment complex where a lot of the U of Illinois football players lived and I ended up befriending them when they discovered I had Goldeneye on the N64, so they'd drop by from time to time to play. Anyway, one of the big linebackers was from some small town in Alabama and the other guys called him "Big Country" because he was, well, big and from the country. I cracked wise about Big Country the band and was met with lots of weird stares. True story.
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
We get these Toughman contests down here where your average joe can get in the ring and whup up on some other average joes and get away with it. Of course, since this is their time in the spotlight, they all get to adopt these monikers for the announcers to use:
"And from Fordyce, we have BIG COUNTRY.""He's come here all the way from Russellville, give it up for THE HELLBILLY."
and our favorite,
"From Stuttgart, here's .... STUTTGART."
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
dr "country" morbius
― gangsta hug (omar little), Friday, 12 June 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
(My fav pic of those lolcat things was that "We can't stop here, this is big country", you know the one)
― Mark G, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"Freed man attacks justice system"
not so much funny, but made me chuckle in a clever way.
― Molecular Man (Ste), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
um, i didn't chuckle cleverly. oh nevermind.
― Molecular Man (Ste), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8298290.stm
ilxor in the news
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 9 October 2009 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Cleavage!
― StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/markeaston/2009/11/why_was_david_nutt_sacked.html
― u think of blood and get stuck there (tremendoid), Monday, 2 November 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Chef Paula Deen accidentally hit by charity ham.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-world/us-boy-licks-pole-gets-stuck-20091212-kp1x.html
― matt preston school of industry (electricsound), Friday, 11 December 2009 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Titter ye not
― Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
How Will Mel Gibson's Latest Rants Affect Jodie Foster's Beaver?
Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan
Officer Shoots Man Threatening Suicide
― San Te, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Clever:Bachmann's Turn for Overdrive
― Don Rickles on the Dime (jaymc), Monday, 27 June 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
bbc website just now LATEST:
Police in Mexico find 19 prostitutes and 100 fighting cocks among inmates at Acapulco prison
― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
new scientist on a roll
Spider builds giant decoy of itself
Human hands evolved so we could punch each other
― ledge, Friday, 21 December 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
maybe two isn't 'a roll'
― ledge, Friday, 21 December 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Window cleaner killed by giant pencil" is still my favourite headline of all time.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 December 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
spider punched by own decoy after evolving human hands (fuuuuck)
― nashwan, Friday, 21 December 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
Scratching my head at this one:
Essex school bans triangular flapjacks after injuryFollowing an incident when a boy was hit in the face, dinner staff told to cut the snack into squares or rectangles
― SEO Speedwagon (seandalai), Monday, 25 March 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
An Octoroon Playwright Will Develop Series for HBO
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link
AdBlock Plus blocked in China: 159m forbidden from stripping advertsBuilders bemoan browser-based banner buster being blatantly banned
― Nhex, Saturday, 6 August 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link
There have been some great headlines on the Washington Post lately, like "Capitol riot suspect pictured at Pelosi’s desk screams ‘It’s not fair’ in court." But there was one yesterday that was practically iambic pentameter poetry: "Four cats saved from sinking ship by Thai sailor who swam to save them." Drop "Thai" and that's downright Shakespearian.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 March 2021 14:08 (three years ago) link
Another WaPo one today: "‘Cherry freedom’ sweeps China despite virus fears — and the thrill is infectious."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 March 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwC54IwWEAcXL4v?format=jpg&name=medium
― calzino, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link
Clearly WaPo person is having a blast. "The GOP’s big bulk book-buying machine is boosting Republicans on the bestseller lists."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 18 April 2021 13:22 (three years ago) link
Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’
― calzino, Monday, 24 April 2023 12:46 (one year ago) link