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As an ongoing project, the team here at Jinglesource will be recording jingles for ILX posters, to be posted via YouSendIt on this thread. Requests posted on this thread will be honored on a first come, first serve basis. Offer subject to availability and change. Jingles may contain elements of copyrighted material and are intended for entertainment purposes. Commercial use prohibited. Jinglesource is in no way affiliated with Momus, Nicholas Currie, or the record album Stars Forever. By requesting a jingle, you are expressing your consent for Jinglesource to write and record a brief advertising jingle concerning your ILX posts, handle, habits, personality, and any other relevant elements of your public ILX interaction.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jinglesource is in no way affiliated with Momus, Nicholas Currie, or the record album Stars Forever.

Worst disguise ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

me please. i'd like a 4/4.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'd like something in a ballad along the lines of 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance'

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

Not Nick! He's en route to Edinburgh for some Festival-ing actually so is either on plane or train right now!

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

i want something along the lines of "ch-ch-ch-CHIA"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

Can I just use the "Big Bad Dom" advert they used to use to advertise Domestos?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yes please. Surprise me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jinglesource would not lie about the Terms and Conditions of this special offer. Due to the non-commercial nature of this offer and the unfettered creativity of the Jinglesource team, Jinglesource cannot guarantee that specific requests about the nature of the jingle product will be honored. YouSendIt links will be provided as convenient for the Jinglesource Fulfillment Staff, whose hours are part-time and variable. Jingle fulfillment is scheduled to begin 19 August 2005, subject to change. Jinglesource makes no claims, representations, or guarantees concerning the quality or entertainment value of jingles. Any and all disappointment or remorse is the sole responsibility of the client. Jinglesource reserves the right to deny the request of any ILX poster, for any reason, at the sole discretion of the Jinglesource staff.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

For Your Records

As we approach the close of the business day, Jinglesource would like to confirm requests submitted by the following individuals: "mark p," "The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior," "s/c," and "jaymc." Requests submitted after 5pm central time may not be received or processed until the following business day.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

suddenly i'm a little scared!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

No, a little *sacred*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

yes and no.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

I would also like one, thank you.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

me please

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

I want a jingle based around "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" s'il vous plait.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'd like something based on "fuck washing a hat" inna paul hardcastle stylee

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

Thanks to unprecedented rates of production by the Jinglesource staff, we are able to offer the following ILX poster jingles not only on time but ahead of previously announced schedules.

mark p

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior

s/c

jaymc

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 19 August 2005 05:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

holy crap. great stuff.
jaymc's jingle is supoib.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

I darent ask...

Oh go on then...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh my

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

so who has *really* made these?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'd sell my granny* for my own jingle

*possibly not true

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

Blimey. These are really good!

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

"I darent ask...

Oh go on then..."

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), August 19th, 2005 9:35 AM. (later)

Me too.

Or how about a combined one for the entire Reading Massive (that's me, Mark and Dr. C - who doesn't appear to be here to defend himself but I'm sure it'll be just fine, honest)?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

Can I have one too? I am convinced whoevers doing this doesnt know anything about me, so I await being impressed.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

Lynskey sometimes records custom happy birthday tracks for people.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'd love one too. Really love one.

(but, like Trayce, I don't think anyone knows anything much about me, so.....)

― C J (C J), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

Post 5 things for the jingle writer to latch onto.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

I would also like one, if that's ok.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

hahaha holy fuck.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

The Jody one is bizarrely catchy!

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:27 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'd like to place a request, with Jinglesource

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

for a jingle

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

This thread keeps popping up and I rush to it but no jingles further!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:35 (7 years ago) Permalink

now i want michael f. gill to remix mine!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

I want something dirge-like. Death sells.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

momus is in edinburgh? haha, he's not hard to spot.

― N_RQ, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jinglesource regrets that its office location deep below the waters of the Pacific prevents its staff from producing and distributing new jingles during European or American daytime hours. The Jingle Fulfillment Staff estimates delivery of further jingles within approximately 24 hours, subject to change.

Currently confirmed jingle requests include the following individuals: forksclovetofu, anthony easton, Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement, strng hlkngtn, Reading Massive, g-kit, Trayce, C J, Ronan, RJG, and Hurting.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:25 (7 years ago) Permalink

Mine is weird!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I guess John Jacob Jinglesmith doesn't know anything about me. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Don't I get my individual one?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

OK, I'll have one.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

OK, I just listened to mark p's and I'm no longer sure if I do want one.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jaymc's is quite sad.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

Mark P's is great!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

And true. I could eat him with a fork.

I don't really understand Jimmy The Mod's.

I suppose a whole CD of these one after the other would be pretty good.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Do I have to slip someone a crisp $20 to get one? Do I?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'd like mine to be really sexxxy, like Prince.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

Also I'd like mine to be all "Carmina Burana".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

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haha i have it in my giant reggae playlist and it comes up sometimes

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

"it"

― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

what are you implying, libcrapt

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Nothing I thought I would request a song about information techolology if that is ok.

― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's 2009, don't you think it's time for a new jingle?
this is the project I have waited my whole life for
-also can someone upload Adam In Real Life so I know what this is all about anyways?

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

there are many of us that never received jingles as Jinglesmith took an early retirement

"Adam in Real Life" is one of my most listened-to tracks in iTunes. Top 3.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was asking you to make me a jingle roxy pls.

― Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was thinking of the canadian hockey night theme contest - was the jingles anything like that but with singing? no singing?

― ❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ned's is completely and awesomely weird, by the way. Like, why is he stuck down in a well and happy about it?! The well represents ILX, but is this appropriate?

― roxymuzak, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Ned was in a Murakami book?

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

I've heard stranger.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

1. Is there a way I can download or hear these jingles?

2. covet covet covet

― i'm shy (Abbott), Monday, 16 February 2009 19:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

NB I like waltzes.

― i'm shy (Abbott), Monday, 16 February 2009 19:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

I only have my own now, I think ;_; Oh I might have Ro's entry theme somewhere too.

― one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

i could probably up them tomorrow

― a transitional transitionalistic woman dat is transitionally great (tehresa), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

uploading now

― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://rapidshare.com/files/199119922/ilx_jingles.zip.html

― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

i was always really pleased i got one

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2009 04:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

i need these again.

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 September 2009 05:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Have them all, still. But never got one myself ;_;

― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 21 September 2009 09:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

strongo and adam in real life always seem to come up on my itunes

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

Mine's awesome. I think I need a new one though, I've undergone many changes since 2005

― admrl, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think I've lost mine too =(

― admrl, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oh, I want a jingle. Can it have klezmer influences? Either a major scale with the second note flat or a minor scale with the fourth note sharp?

― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

this needs a big revival

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

what it needs is some new songs.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

*cough*

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

11 months pass...

anybody got these in a handy zip file?

― forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 16:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

There ought to be a Jinglesource revival. Jaymc came up on my itunes shuffle this morning and was epic.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

Totally. Have them all still, they make me irrationally happy whenever they come up.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would like to make jingles for people

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

LBI, can you repost? I lost all mine.

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, no prob. Will be tonight or tomorrow morning.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

awesomes

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 14:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

ahem?
never did get mine.

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

LOL I can still sing mine without even thinking too hard and I havent heard it in years. POWER OF THE JINGLE

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

89.

MINE?!?!? MINE!?!?! MINE!?!?!

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 6 August 2012 03:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

Pleeeeeeeease can someone rehost these?

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 August 2012 03:51 (9 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

does anyone still have these

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 05:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

I do. I'll need to upload the zip somewhere and wont be able to leabe it there for bw reasons, but I'll ul it later unless'n someone else already has it up?

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 06:32 (8 months ago) Permalink

PS why does Daddino keep numbering all his posts lately?

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 06:32 (8 months ago) Permalink

haha hadnt noticed

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:37 (8 months ago) Permalink

I was wondering that too!

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

Whenhe's at zero: killing rampage

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

I still have them

― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:20 (8 months ago) Permalink

I figured Daddino is back on ILX for 100 posts & then is vanishing again.

― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:21 (8 months ago) Permalink

ysi crut?

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:40 (8 months ago) Permalink

yeah, please SOMEBODY

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:12 (8 months ago) Permalink

Crap I forgot to upload and I wont have a chance now for a while as I wont be home - but if C already has em up somewhere theres no point I guess.

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:11 (8 months ago) Permalink

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