WHO SAW PAUL NEWMAN

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my father want to knows if anyone else saw paul newman doing acting in at least one movie saw by my father. my father says he wants to do a good job of finding out for sure if paul mewman was in any movie and did acting there. if other people can say for sure he will write it done in a yellow pad book to send to the supremed court for experts and then know for sure about it. my father says this is very importont to know. my father is very wanting to hear if paul newman was in any movies or more than one but that he knows patients and will wait tills everyone else in the whole world ansewrs the question before all added upped.

what to do if the persuns said they saw but lied about it. well this could happpen. some people like to lie about what they saw. they could lie about saw paul newman in a movie to my father. then whole thing will be wrecked and historey wont know for sure about paul newman. my father says the only way to fix this big problemo froms happpening is to make illegal a lying persun about paul newman. if the person does lies and to do with paul newman they haved to go to jail immeediatly. then no one will lie about paul newman and history wont not know for sure. theyd be very crazy to lie about paul newman and go right to jail. even if they really liked to tell lie of saw paul newman in a movie a lot. even if. the jail thinking would stop them. what type person would do that wantingly and go to jail. just no type person would do that.

what to do if somebody already in jail and want to lie. thats a tuff one. well theres those chairs that plug in and zap if they did the big problemos. well just add the type of lie to the list. the type of lie about saw paul newman to the list of big problemos. what type person lie about paul newman and then the chair. no type persun etc.

this is a very good plan. i read this whole plan ten times and its a good plan that will work. i dont think another plan will work. but i couldnt think of another other plan anyway. i telled fred the plan too. he thinks it will work too. that settles it on top of it all. my father. me. fred. all 3 persuns agree the plan is good. a plan like that could really work.

[email protected], Sunday, 7 August 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Either we've done this before or I'm getting *real* bad deja-vu.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 7 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

And the angel of the Lord opened the eighth seal, and lo, Paul Newman.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 7 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

And the spaghetti sauce was okay.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

there's some pretty loco shit printed on the labels of newman's salad dressings.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

TS Newman's Own vs. Dr. Bronner

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Here is the previous incarnation of this thread.

k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 7 August 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

I liked tghe original better.

Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Sunday, 7 August 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Indeed. Although it seems like you yourself have gone through an upgrade since then, no?

k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 7 August 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

And the angel of the Lord opened the eighth seal, and lo, Paul Newman.

is he saying he saw paul newman in a movie or just saw him any old place.

[email protected], Sunday, 7 August 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

At the Formula One races.

k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 7 August 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
what if they saw paul newman and said so. what if they sat in the movie theater and a man walked by in front of them and said it was paul newman. what if they thought that paul newman was in the movie but he was just walking by in front of them with popcorn to get his seat
to watch a fun movie without paul newman in it. that could happen too.
fred says so too.

[email protected], Sunday, 28 August 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)


Sometimes a Paul Newman is just a Paul Newman.

The Popish Plot (dymaxia), Sunday, 28 August 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

how do you knows so much about paul newman.

[email protected], Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

how do you knows so much about paul newman.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

He's on my coffee table with Elizabeth Taylor.

Hard like armour, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

His coffee is goooood

kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

i think i mentioned this before but that HBO movie Empire Falls was partly filmed in my great aunt's house

latebloomer, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

how dood you know

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

I spent a lot of time looking for this thread a couple of weeks ago

NED STILL HASN'T SENT ME THE SBARRO TAPES

TOMBOT, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

I SAW KARL MARX RAM OPRAH W. ASIDE

Abbott, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

empire falls blew yaks

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

man, even the title sucked. "OMG Name of the towns and some allusion to the obv very heavy emotional events in the town OMG" oh fuck off.

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

i sincerely hope newman did that movie for charity.

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

not that he was bad in it... it's hard to name movies Paul Newman sucked in.

kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

"HARPER"

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

i never saw the film. just that my great aunt's house (which was also my great grandmother's house before she died) was used for it!

latebloomer, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

It smelled bad, but it made a lot of sense...

Mark G, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)


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