People who have dicks part 3: Dan Perry

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His dick went to Harvard.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Invoking teh creepy!

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I bet Dan doesn't think his dick is creepy.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/1996/unabomber/hvd-ub-1.gif

― no tech! (ex machina), Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Where'd the rest of him go?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"Knowledge is Good"

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

The rest of me also went to Harvard but was in a different blocking group.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

KABOOM! :D

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link

UPDATE: I still have a dick. I'm not showing it to anyone here though.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Good. I'm glad to hear that.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

...but he will eat a bag of them!

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh no.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

dan....are you in minneapolis? or just from there?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm from the Twin Cities area, specifically just south of Hastings. (I know that is on the extreme cusp of the "Twin Cities area".)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

my bf is moving to mpls this weekend. i may follow later. will i like it there?

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you have a dick?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

no.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"Minneapolis: The Dick Capitol of the Midwest"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

ABANDON ALL HOPE then.

I kid; the Twin Cities are really, really great in a lot of ways. I'm super happy that I grew up in their vicinity. It's been a while since I did a lot of going out in that area so I have no idea what's still around but there are bunches of cool local bars/restaurants scattered all over the place, plus downtown Mpls has some decent nightclubs/hangouts. Most of the time when I go out, I end up hanging out at a friend's house (HI JOHN).

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

it seems earthier than chicago. i like that about it.
also, i ate at galactic pizza & quite enjoyed it. best pizza ever, i'd say.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

He majored in condescension at Harvard.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahahahahahaha

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i heard dan has a white penis.

― penicologist, Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link

off topic slightly, but still about dicks. Some Australian big brother intruder is claiming to be a neuroscientist. seems unlikely to me, they're all too busy being borderline psychotic

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I meant to post here earlier, but I believe that the court order re:me talking about dan's genitals is still in effect.

I will also share here my absolute love for the twin cities. Hoorah.

HI DAN!

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i heard dan has a white penis.

He is the reverse Martin Gore?

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't it more like one city with two names by now?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, they fuse at the Mississippi river...although you'd never know it by the incredibly lame "Minneapolis is cooler/St. Paul is cooler" arguments in bars...

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

This Is The Thread Where Every Inside Joke About Dan Gets A Public Airing (PS JOHN I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU IF YOU BRING UP HIGH SCHOOL SHIT).

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

R'MEMBER THAT TIME PERRY PLAYED THAT ROLE IN THE PAJAMA GAME AND DURING THAT ONE PERFORMANCE THE LIGHTS BLEW OUT AND WHEN THEY CAME UP HE WAS NAKED ONSTAGE EATING A JAR OF ALFREDO SAUCE AND CRYING AND SAYING HE HAD NO PAJAMAS AND THIS GAME WASN'T FUN ANYMORE?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

You mean like that time when you got really drunk and intentionally threw up in people's parked cars as some sort of lame vengeance...

Oh wait. That was me.

(No worries, sir. I use high school stories only to illustrate my own idiocy. And occasionally Mike or Jeff's.)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha nice! (Wait, Mike lurks here. BAD JOHN BE NICE TO UR FRIENDZ)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

See...that'll teach him to lurk. (MIKE, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. STOP LURKING ON DAN'S GENITALS.)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahahahahahahaha I walked right into that.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 July 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

It's astounding how silly ilx is now - and far, far less diverting.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh for the halcyon days when Kenan would start threads serious discussion threads about my penis.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

This Is The Thread Where Every Inside Joke About Dan Gets A Public Airing

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, July 28, 2005 11:50 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― kenan, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU HEARD THE MAN

― kenan, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Honestly, the only scary thing about my Harvard degree is the human flesh it's written on.

-- Dan Perry, Friday, December 21, 2001 7:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

― kenan, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I tried to eat a device!
Dan Perry is nice

― Latham Green, Friday, 1 February 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

today is Dan Perry Day

― Much Hard One, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

It's true. I work at Harvard and we do indeed print the degrees on skin. The more you know.

― ENBB, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

He should interview Mary J.

― Nicole, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

― gear (gear), Thursday, July 28, 2005 12:52 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

― ۩ (crüt), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

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