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"Think for yourself or think for no one."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

"some one in your family will go to the moon"

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

You will have numerous pinecones

Oooh, I like that one!

― MIS Information (kate), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

This one is traditional but boring:

http://www.zealous.org/fortune/fortune.asp

It may be well to consult others before taking unusual action.

― MIS Information (kate), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

The Answer

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

"you are feeling hungry"

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.

This fortune made me stop playing the "in bed" game because, well, I won.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

"Open your mind to the rectangular"

eh?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

they're about to try to sell you table

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

my favorite fortune i ever got was, "you will advance socially without much effort". ha

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Just got this one in my lunch today: "Your family is one of nature's masterpieces."

I googled this and apparently it's based on a very similar George Santayana quote.

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

one time i got one saying "you are very pretty". i was flattered.

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

I've had two weird (may be cool) experiences with fortune cookies. Once my BF and I got the exact same fortune. I can't remember what it was but we were about to move in together and it was positive so that was cool.

Another time, same restaurant, I got no fortune. My cookie was empty. It freaked me out. It's like not being able to get the automatic doors to open at the supermarket. I HAVE NO SOUL.

― rocknrolldetox (rocknrolldetox), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

The other fortune I got that REALLY put the nail in the coffin on the"in bed" game:

Animals make the best friends; they ask no questions and pass no judgements.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

"we are very happy together"
"the job is well done"
"wish you a good journey"
"a good time to start something new"
"the night life is for you"
"you long to see the great pyramids of egypt"

(all from my stash)

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

"you long to see the great pyramids of egypt"

IN BED

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

"you have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective."

hmm?

― matlewis, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

"Where the titties at?!"

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

"every man is a volume if you know how to read him"

― emsk, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

My best fortune ever: "You will meet Warren Beatty."

― mr. drew (mr. drew), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

"Maybe you can live on the moon in the next century."

― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

"laughter is an instant vacation, pto"

"failing that go on vacation"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 11:47 (twenty years ago)

My fortune cookies either lie or tell me the obvious.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

And they especially lie when they discuss the potential for romance.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

"You love Chinese food."

(for real, it's still tacked up on our fridge)

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

my sister's cookie: 'you will buy new clothes'

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

The last time I had a fortune cookie, there was no fortune inside. We pretty much figured it meant I was going to die soon.

― peter in montreal (spaces are allowed), Friday, 22 July 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

I wonder what happened to Peter

"You are cautious in showing your true self to others."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 10 October 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I went to lunch with my friend and her grandmother & my friend's fortune was "ask the advice of an octagenarian"

― emilys. (emilys.), Monday, 10 October 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

I had a fortune cookie yesterday, it said "I hope your not thinking of driving home, only your car has just been clamped!"

It hadn't.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

it said "Beware of orphans"???

i'll do my best...

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

one time i got one saying "you are very pretty". i was flattered.

-- latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (posercore24...), June 28th, 2005. (latebloomer) (link)

i got this one, too! it even had a smiley face on it, so i kept it on my fridge for a while.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

"If you do not run your subconscious mind yourself, someone else will."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 3 December 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

roast pork freud rice

― like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 December 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

my best ever: "keep expectations reasonable"

― Sym Sym (sym), Saturday, 3 December 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

"your current wound will never heal"

― milton parker (Jon L), Saturday, 3 December 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

"keep expectations reasonable"

IN BED

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 December 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

"Age can never hope to with you while your heart is still young."

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

You will be spending time outdoors, in the mountains, near water.

Damn straight.

― gabbneb, Saturday, 29 March 2008 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

the three i have taped to the inside of my wallet are:

-You aspirations are met with success soon.
-Happiness measures a person's real worth.
-Customer service is like taking a bath; you have to keep doing it.

― ian, Saturday, 29 March 2008 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

last time i got chinese food i didn't even get a fortune cookie!!

― ian, Saturday, 29 March 2008 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Hallelujah!

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

"Only a stupid fool will refuse from bigger tool"

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever

― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Friday, 20 November 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

The wise man is the one that makes you think that he is dumb

― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Friday, 20 November 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

You would make a great lawyer

― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Friday, 20 November 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

Joys are often the shadows, cast by sorrows.
LEARN CHINESE - Summer
夏(xià) 天(tiān)
Lucky Numbers 46, 48, 39, 27, 53, 22

― am0n, Friday, 25 April 2014 18:43 (twelve years ago)

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