Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (825 of them)

suggest rape?

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

My first thought on seeing that was, "I need to send that to Jesse." But lo. I do not.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 23 April 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/2wfo28o.jpg

party time! (Z S), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/20h9hg1.jpg

Cunga, Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/sporno-gallery

jaxon, Friday, 14 May 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

wow

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the position of the #16's hand that makes it so good.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that is awesome.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

: D

I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i was expecting some World Cup homoerotic stuff tho! :/

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

ha yeah, a friend just IM'ed me the link saying "phil, this huffpo post is MEANT for you". but alas, seen them all HERE... at least ilx got a link/shoutout

phil-two, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

oh they totally cribbed that from ilx

be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Favorite intentionally plagiarized huffpo posts

who is this Doug Lansky dude

iatee, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/i10LI.jpg

her breath came in short pants (sciolism), Thursday, 29 July 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

anderson can't believe it.

mizzell, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i love super scalabrine

chrisv2010, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

jesse i think those dudes are doing partner-assisted neck stretches?

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

For real? I know nothing about those, but they make me wish I had watched the football team practice in high school.

I thought they were photobombing.

two weeks pass...

The lubed forearms really make it homoerotic.

Jesse, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

also the bizarre a-rod eyebrows

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

are those forearms... hairless?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/09/Alex-Smith-Gets-TBagged.jpg

jaxon, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Sudden 'Steve Case Ate My Balls' flashbacks.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i52.tinypic.com/mcu4bl.jpg

Cunga, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dCxb1199c9Op/350x.jpg

Daria Law (Leee), Monday, 4 October 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

(- homo)

http://i.imgur.com/53k1S.png

StanM, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

major, deep, belly lols

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, CNN's photo editor, knew exactly what they were doing

dayo, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"Look what I found!"

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Monday, 11 October 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

hawt

the tune is space, Monday, 11 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

tf with the 3/4 length sleeves?

the reasonable one (onimo), Friday, 5 November 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

seems to be wearing the wrong number shorts?

gazza bale flame (a hoy hoy), Friday, 5 November 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4444/riotev.jpg

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

wow.

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I know that game!

an album fulla man down (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 11 November 2010 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

That is amazing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"Now cough."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"She could never be an engineer! Don't make me laugh!"

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we lock the thread now, surely it can't get any better than that.

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we lock the thread now, surely it can't get any better than that.

SB'd

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

A friend sent me a picture from a different angle.
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2010/11/5167154652_9ca98f1901.jpg

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/11/14/2042793/ItavArg6-600x400.jpg

sam500, Monday, 15 November 2010 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Was looking for cute pic of Rob Gronkowski, found this. <3

http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad104/BigBlueCowboy/RGronkowski.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link

the guy above is really hairless.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Monday, 15 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

and he has orifices in odd places.

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

where did his balls go?

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

and why does he look like an umpalumpa?

yeah whatever (whatever), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

this photo raises more questions than it answers

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

His balls are pulled out of the way by the leg of his shorts, but it still looks interesting. It would be more interesting to see on another man IMO.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

He looks like Nathan Lane.

SEXY HISTORY OF THE JEWS IN PORTUGAL (Jesse), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvqeKVeqM4&feature=player_embedded

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Surprised this wasn't already posted:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/12/11/sports/11griffin-dunk/11griffin-dunk-popup.jpg

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 December 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

“His highlights are sick,” said Lakers forward Ron Artest, repeating the declaration as if speaking in capital letters. “I wish he dunks on me. I’m not going to lie. I hope he dunks on me, puts his shoulders on my face and like, ‘Aaaaah!’ Just crazy. Lights it up. His highlights are stupid.”

mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 December 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://stevetilford.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/todd1-500x333.jpg

kanellos (gbx), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i55.tinypic.com/2a0jk39.jpg

ailsa, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.snspix.com/image/1530893_1530893.jpg

^ good up-the-arse corner candidate as well

ailsa, Saturday, 8 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bNE8jD7S56v8/600x.jpg
I honestly thought they were holding hands.

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 28 January 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2011/01/mendenhump.gif

jaxon, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Not really unintentional is it?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 February 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, that McCoist and Smith one! haha!

ailsa, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/loinf.jpg

sam500, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

dunno if this is unintentional and i dunno if it hasn't already been posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_4Hw5Pv1SU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

such succulent morsels of ... MEAT!!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 March 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

idgi

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Because he looks like a queen going "Haaaaaaay!"?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

not really homoerotic tbf, just "gay"

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe we can have a new thread for "gay" then

Pompoussin (admrl), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

That Walter Smith and Ally McCoist one still makes me smile.

ailsa, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The fisting one is o_O. I heard that the referee called 'handball'.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/AGtrU.jpg

Some other race (nakhchivan), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84n45Li1e1qzy1odo1_500.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

awesome

circles, Thursday, 12 May 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

i really hope this was unintentional...

http://apikabu.ru/img/028f40.gif

sam500, Friday, 13 May 2011 05:52 (twelve years ago) link

What the fuck?!

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 13 May 2011 06:18 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/V4EmO.jpg

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

oops repost

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 22 May 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

tbf its worth posting again

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, that one is amazing.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol self-repost.

caek, Monday, 23 May 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

from the scots footer thread:

http://i.imgur.com/zY60m.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 24 July 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

:)

ailsa, Sunday, 24 July 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Glad Rangers didn't sign Goodwillie if that's what goes on there.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Sunday, 24 July 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

unlike many of the photos in this thread, that one is actually, uh, hawt

the tune is space, Sunday, 24 July 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

If you don't mind a Yankee posting a football pic:

http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/files/2011/07/men-soccer-butt.jpg

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 7 August 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OK probably not that homoerotic but srsly
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54777000/jpg/_54777599_54777598.jpg

Burrito Nimontana (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

this is still great:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/06/article-0-0B82A61300000578-631_634x594.jpg

Burrito Nimontana (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I still don't understand how the fisting soccer pic happened...?

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

When two people love each other very much...

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Monday, 12 September 2011 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

welcome to Manchestargh

http://i.imgur.com/V4EmO.jpg

the art of posting sideways (onimo), Monday, 12 September 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://p.twimg.com/Aaf6pM3CAAAymou.jpg

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

Zlatan is an evil wizard. An adorable evil wizard.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

Wau

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 September 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48558000/jpg/_48558302_bol2.jpg

Etoile Lusitana enjoy their 2-1 Milk Cup win over Bolton Wanderers in Ballymena

r|t|c, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

looool

caek, Friday, 21 October 2011 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/QwQQS.jpg

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

This FB page is a good resource for this thread http://www.facebook.com/SPORTILLUSTRATEDGAY?sk=wall.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

omg hahahaha

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Sunday, 13 November 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Oh gross, I missed the milk picture somehow! I hope they showered immediately after that photo b/c the milk on warm skin will start smelling sour quickly, and then all the perfumes of Arabia will not put them back together agaain.

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

I guess it's intentional.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2008/07/awwww.jpg

the Smurf who'll snatch your money (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

Awww!

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

looks p intentional

I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 January 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/kqoVo.jpg

Je55e, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PCcgo.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

Oh my, the headline.

Je55e, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/SSHD0.jpg

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like wrestling pics are cheating.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

but still, that one is pretty otm

the tune is space, Monday, 13 February 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Hey the photo I kicked this whole thing off with was wrestling. It has a hallowed place on this thread.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 February 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

Oh God, yes, for sure. That one is all-time OTM.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

The one I just posted reminded me a lot of your inaugural post.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Monday, 13 February 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

amateur wrestling is a legit sport and has its unintentional place in homoerotic <3 like where you put your hands in a rugby scrum

a hoy hoy, Monday, 13 February 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I just discovered this site and this thread thanks to typing in 'sports homoerotic' in Google.

I also found this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/19/the-most-homoerotic-sport_n_651220.html#s115717&title=In_Front_Of

I saw some of those pictures in this thread, but there are some absolute gems in there, too (especially the one with Hulk Hogan).

Brian O, Friday, 2 March 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

welcome, Brian O!

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

great way to discover ilx!

a hoy hoy, Friday, 2 March 2012 06:52 (twelve years ago) link

Haha three of those pictures are credited to here!

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

We know our unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery.

carl agatha, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnB3Y4rTW8s

dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

(Cue Tuomas.)

dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/allen-kobe.jpg

omar little, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago) link

Lol, ref loving it as well.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

what the

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

Modern Cinderella story. They just have to measure the glass dildo.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I didn't even realize that was Ronaldo! That's about the "glass dildo," right?

Just tonight I showed a friend and her financee THE Ronaldo gif and they watched it for a solid 3-5 minutes.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

no, that's about him pulling up his shorts and pointing at his mighty thigh muscle.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, gross.

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

If you care to watch (only worth while for the Real bench imitating him):

http://youtu.be/iz6_s-kQj8g

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 April 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

That's not very good: both his hands and head are clearly too far away for anything like that to happen.

Tuomas, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

Are they?

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

he's right - please from now on, only post pictures where you can clearly see the player's penis in the trainer's mouth. thanks.

how did we get here how? (ytth), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

the player's penis unintentionally in the trainer's mouth

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lol ytth

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 16 June 2012 09:31 (eleven years ago) link

That looks more like he's trying to smother him.

"Shhh... stop struggling... it will all be over soon."

carl agatha, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

carl otm

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

prudes

r|t|c, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

For Veg Grrrl (and for me, too)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Yagli_gures3.JPG/800px-Yagli_gures3.JPG

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

It's PRE-homoerotic.

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

O_O

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

I could look at this all day

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

If you're ever in Chicago, let's go to lube wrestling at H7dr@t3! I've never been b/c no one else has been interested and I don't want to go leer alone.

Je55e, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

I will TOTALLY go with you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

You should both go upthread where much more was discussed in detail.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

bless you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

I just GISed "kirkpinar" and i'm genuinely not sure which results are from Turkish oil wrestling events and which are from adult films. The London championship is currently being held in a park across the road from my house.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:05 (eleven years ago) link

This was on the front page of today's Age website, illustrating some footy article about... shit I dont know, some AFL team. Not gay. Not at all gay.

http://images.theage.com.au/2012/06/30/3418563/art-svGEELONGCUP-420x0.jpg

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 1 July 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

apologies if this has been posted

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2012/7/1/1341160030504/Pique-and-Balotelli-006.jpg

koogs, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Punching someone in the dick is homoerotic?

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

I don't get the pic with the trophy. What is going on to make it homoerotic?

Je55e, Monday, 2 July 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wIXkz.jpg

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Could also be pooping.

carl agatha, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Is there a thread for that?!

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Also I hope nobody poops like the guy on the top right.

Evan, Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

kirkpinar = the best

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 July 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

Best: top left tied with bottom row, second from right.

Je55e, Thursday, 19 July 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

top row second from right just enjoying the ride

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

xp - yup, those are the two i was imagining as the front and back of a 7"

contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

a 7" what?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

no way a 7" can accommodate two

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

a 7" diving board, I mean

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

a 7" what?

cassingle

contenderizer, Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

suuuuuuure

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 July 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

omg, just noticed right, middle - he looks like a bullfrog. it makes me nervous.

the tie is broken IMO - top left wins.

Je55e, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

This is a few months old, but I think it counts, assuming it's unintentional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEWVwgDnuzE&feature=player_embedded

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

Turns out I like this song a lot more than I thought I did

oh hai

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

verse 2 & 3 singers > song

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

I finally heard this song, and a fine, fine way to hear it. OTM re verse 2 & 3 singers, but to be fair, the rest of them are also > the song.

Je55e, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get the homoerotic part, but they seem like nice boys

contenderizer, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

they're singing it to each other for at least a couple of verses

who cares. hott.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

omg that first gif

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/06/4fcf64ff97d7c.gif

hahahahahahahahahahaha

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

everything about that interaction is hilarious

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

omg that gif -- I didn't notice at first that he was rubbing the wrong knee. LOOOL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe more autoerotic than homoerotic but hilarious nonetheless.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

"If you'll help me find my keys, we can get my truck and drive the hell out of here!"

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

Olympic edition time!

Oh Canada

Smaller version here

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

Getting off topic here but

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/04/4f99a2775abd8.jpeg

Je55e, Saturday, 28 July 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.brentfordfc.co.uk/javaImages/9a/a/0,,10421~11078298,00.jpg

oppet, Saturday, 28 July 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

hope our christian publications have adjusted to this by now

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/AzX2yABCcAA8G4L.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/g6pXD.jpg

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 4 August 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaha

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tt1iR.png

Je55e, Sunday, 5 August 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bA3n7.jpg

caek, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

It is love.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

*giggle*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

So many heads in so many butts.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

!WRESTLING!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mHJXY.jpg

millmeister, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

okay I think perhaps getting kicked in the nuts is not particularly erotic outside of some specialized fetish sites

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

because otherwise America's Funniest Home Videos just got a million times more sinister

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

Favorite dick-related sports imagery

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

Favorite images of sports played under giant ultraviolet lights

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/n6wkU.gif

diamonddave85, Monday, 1 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

what the hell?

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

not unintentional?

wmlynch, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

seems v intentional

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Unintentionally intentional

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

Wed Nov 28 2001
Player shocked by penis probe

MADRID (Reuters) - Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo says is totally surprised that the Spanish Football Federation has opened an investigation into his bizarre goal celebration during his team's 4-0 win over Valladolid at the weekend.

Gallardo was caught on camera bending down and biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes' genitals in celebration of the striker's fine individual goal early in the second half of the match.

"I don't think what I did was very noteworthy," Gallardo was quoted as saying by the Spanish press on Wednesday.

"I am sure I didn't offend anyone, and anyway people at the ground were not even aware of the gesture. It was only when it was given coverage on the television and in the press that people realise what had happened.

"Anyway I had completely forgotten about the celebration by the time the game had ended and it would be a shame if I was punished for such a minor matter."

The player could face a fine or suspension for his actions, which may deemed to be an infringement of what is described in the federation's rulebook as "sporting dignity and decorum".

r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pretty squeamish, but would prefer this to a soaking with a drumful of Gatorade.

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

"I Accidentally Bit Your Penis"

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XUEmDl.jpg

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

Wow. He really got right up there, didn't he?

carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

The Turks will tell you, its an underused grip.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/N2ovT.jpg

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

More like intentionally parental, lolsy though.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

intentionally cuet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

OMG!

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

Athletics

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:55 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbx15eoT91qay78vo1_400.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 27 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

^^^amazing/in true spirit of this thread

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bz8e8l.jpg

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://p.twimg.com/AzV-mCdCYAAlRBv.jpg

the tune was space, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I've seen too many movies that begin exactly this way.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

I've seen too many movies that end exactly this way.

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This is the sensitive month.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

not homoerotic, but Carmelo with a limp wrist deserves some mention:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/335815_10151581061649616_1374812866_o1.jpg

get it on smang a gong (Eisbaer), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, BEHAVE, Tad.

I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

No image showing up for me

Je55e, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bisciotti.gif

mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaha awwww so sweet.

carl agatha, Monday, 21 January 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

"Shhhh Rayray, shhhh it's alright, it's alright..."

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/BNd0cZn.jpg

Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

Again, "unintentional."

Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

I thought twice but I don't really understand baseball so.

Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link

idgi

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

two guys making eyes contact while touching each other, wow gay

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

I mean, don't get me wrong, I ship the hell outta that.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

looks like LeBro was staring at his lips to me

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

Lebron might be wearing the ugliest shirt ever.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

not shown but he is wearing leather shorts as well

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...
one month passes...

lol @ NoHands the football player

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...
three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgnFm6ICYAAnRx3.png

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 16 February 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/p7BzKVW.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/aXcTjng.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 12 July 2014 07:50 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/lJUh3mb.gif

, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link

Cootchy koo

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5Z4vMJIYAA6fHT.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Do you eat the booty?

, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

just lookin out for his boy's prostate is all

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Also not sports, but still favorite.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Not really homoerotic, more an "after" shot from a dating website:

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3727867.ece/alternates/s615/JS39737078.jpg

ailsa, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

messi_neymar.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/pWbNORN.gif

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i59.tinypic.com/244779u.jpg

half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcVLZGWIAAhFSa?format=pjpg&name=large

mizzell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 01:34 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...
one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/e9rVDp7EWFF

, Saturday, 11 June 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

https://flic.kr/p/Jrdfsn

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link

FFS the android flickr app is fkn useless.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7634/27852286625_820a18e19b_c.jpg

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:34 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/dvulIfg.gif

, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is the original SI wrestling photo still in here somewhere? I spent 10 min lookign for it and couldn't find it

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I'll have to dig it out again if I can find it for a reshoot/scan.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

nm I pulled it from SI.com

http://i.imgur.com/IZU4ioo.jpg

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

Hahah I love it. And you know, when I originally scanned and cropped it, I left out the dude there in the lower left getting a close look of the action.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

I want someone to hold me like Ryan Zimmerman holds Bryce Harper pic.twitter.com/0cWZsVWOrI

— RJ Loubier (@ThoseRJs) May 29, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

favorite intentionally homoerotic sports imagery (nsfw)

http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

, Friday, 7 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

Bless.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 7 July 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link

that's p intentional

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link

You've never accidentally given double handjobs before?

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link

Why Do These Homos Keep Humping My Hands?

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

That is love, isn't it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:52 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

so the yorkshire ripper beard is finally being rehabilitated huh

pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
five months pass...

Dunno if this will display the thumbnail...

Highlights: Dundee 1-1 Heart of Midlothian https://t.co/1XBaWLMgHV

— BBC Sportsound (@BBCSportsound) April 1, 2018

Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

https://twitter.com/Soft__Contact

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHHR6-dGBJw

formerly abanana (dat), Sunday, 11 September 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

Yeah... I know which guy you're talking about 🥲💗 pic.twitter.com/mtsIyT6InC

— Sherlock 💛 ||🩸 vampire husbands hee hee 🩸 (@Sherlock__PL) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:37 (one year ago) link

the Polish were at it today:

Po meczu podszedł do mnie Robert Lewandowski - kapitan przeciwnej drużyny. Szepnął mi na ucho, że jest ze mnie bardzo dumny i gratuluje awansu. Potem klepnął mnie w tyłek dodając żebyśmy spotkali się gdzieś w środku na osobności. Zaczęłam się zastanawiać kogo wybrać… pic.twitter.com/2Oc9nEROZ5

— patrycja 🇵🇱 WILL SEE H&L AGAIN! (@trish_org2) December 4, 2022

I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link

Please, these are small fry
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjJURaCX0AUJ5gL?format=jpg&name=large

bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.