Penn & Teller's Bullshit!

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oh my god you guys

I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Bottled water is a load of bullshit. please don't drink/buy it. Thanks from the rest of the world.

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty sure all water is fine unless you drink it out of a muddy hoofprint. Like you guys being all "don't put bad things in your body" on a board that has a 340-post thread on how awesome four loko is, i mean

I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

it's the BOTTLING of the water that is the problem

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Thankyou Shakey, I was begnning to think I was on crazy pills!

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

And if your tap water is hard (which is why Mark G's disprin wont dissolve), or metallic, or a little funny tasting - buy a filter jug!

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I like hard water, both for drinking from the tap and for showering. Calcium and magnesium are not problems with the water, they're just common minerals. Hell, the water out of Lake Michigan has so much calcium in it, you don't need to drink milk anymore.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

And it's delicious, btw.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the chunky style.

nickn, Friday, 14 January 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

hard water is the worst for showering, makes crazy hair

ice cr?m, Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

so does this show still involve Penn and Teller picking and ripping apart easy targets and spitting out oversimplified opinions? if so, I'll continue to skip and will thank u for the warning

five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I never liked this show for that reason. Any good arguments they make are, like you say, shootin' fish in a barrel stuff - and theres that small percentage of utter libertarian nonsense to boot.

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

And a while ago I was dating a guy who, I realised eventually, looks (and has opinions) like Penn Gilette. It was... disconcerting. Like that episode of the IT crowd where Jen is dating the guy who looks like a magician, haha.

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Just got tickets for the Vegas show! :D

domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

My seats are ridiculously fucking close

domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 January 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Growing up, these guys were some of my heroes. It was awesome to get another Penn & Teller book for Christmas or seeing them on Letterman.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked in one of their books when they said magic is a terrible way to pick up women. It makes people think you are deceitful and crafty and manipulative, which they said is not attractive to women.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a good way of making women appear from nowhere though.

Mark G, Monday, 17 January 2011 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link

being cut in half is probably a turn-off

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Monday, 17 January 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Whiney will the Vegas show have the ppl from the British TV contest?

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 17 January 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

\o_o/

domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 January 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

man i used to love these guys wish i never woulda watched this horrible show.

glenn beck follows penn on twitter (and muse!)

dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

muse about what?

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

muse the band

dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel silly!
But: Stephanie Meyers likes them ---Glenn Beck likes them, are they the #1 band for Mormons?

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i don't know much about them, other than the songs on rock band and guitar here...are they "political" or some shit? i guess they are the new Rush kinda so maybe they have weirdo libertarian leanings and shit

dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

An in-law of mine has been tweeting obsessively on facebook about the recycling episode, telling everybody to stop recycling. Could anyone who has seen the episode break this down for me? The only clue I've got from this thread is:

The PETA one is the scariest thing ever. But I think the recycling one failed.
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, May 31, 2005 1:01 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

bump

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

from what i remember someone figured out the pollution/resoureces it takes to drive trucks to places and pick up news papers and then break them down vs just dumping them in a field, and it's supposedly WORSE for the environment to have all these extra trucks and factories running to reuse this stuff

suxv (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, I'm sure...

Also, for every action there is a reaction.

As in, we get to have our burgers in biodegradeable boxes, only get a shopping plastic bag when we really need it, and so on. So, Newspapers are given out free to train travellers, everyone tales one, only 50% of them are read, and 95% are left on the train to get recycled and reprinted. I vote we sack free papers.

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

xp ok (or not, depending on whether that's true) but recycling is not just about energy saving, it's about not giving over the whole of your countryside to massive stinky unhealthy landfill sites.

and the hint of parp (ledge), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was thinking about that. And not stripping the countryside of natural resources in the first place.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

stuff like paper might be better made from renewable resources rather than recycled, iirc. like to see the arguments against recycling rarer materials with finite supplies.

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

aren't these guys more or less global warming sceptics tho? fucking libertarians

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow - he just posted on it for the third time today.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Getting the trash picked up at my curb is more expensive and uses more resources than simply throwing it out the window and letting it pile up in my backyard. Therefore trash pickup is bullshit.

wk, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

That's the level of thought these libertarian asshats seem to operate under. Teller is a great magician though. Shame they had to go down this path.

wk, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Getting the trash picked up at my curb is more expensive and uses more resources than simply throwing it out the window and letting it pile up in my backyard.

this is only true in the short-term duh

in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Teller speaks! Wizard-level misdirection!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5x14AwElOk

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:52 (twelve years ago) link

This is still his best piece. Too bad there's not a clean version up without people talking on top.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un1pNtmYguA

lizard tails, a self-regenerating food source for survival (wk), Thursday, 14 July 2011 07:12 (twelve years ago) link

I remember a "travels around the world" TV series they did, which was excellent and one I'd buy if it were available..

Teller did a bit of a video diary on it.

Mark G, Thursday, 14 July 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

I'm finally watching this show, it's pretty great. The show about going green was so awesome. Some of them present really interesting points of view that I hadn't thought of, and never really see when these topics come up. They must get a lot of shit from leftists. Also, <3 the blonde with the perfect huge tits

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

definitely some interesting POVs on this show, but I certainly wouldn't take anything away from it, it's about the least objective thing on TV right now

That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing's objective on TV.

The organic one was awesome too

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

seeing doc directed by Teller, Tim's Vermeer, tonight. It's on the Oscar shortlist of 15.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

I like crawetur

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link

There was good Vanity Fair article about that Vermeer story and the accompanying documentary recently.

The Glam Of That All The Way From Memphis Man! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 December 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

yall know this show sites fake corporate research real news sources wont touch right

lag∞n, Friday, 13 December 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link

aka liberty

lag∞n, Friday, 13 December 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link

eh their smugness would be more tolerable if i knew they were using reliable data instead of sourcing it from whatever shady corporate funded fake laboratories

― ice cr?m, Friday, 7 January 2011 14:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

They're talking about a different thing, a documentary about Vermeer.

bamcquern, Friday, 13 December 2013 05:12 (ten years ago) link


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