Spreading the Gospel, Part #332: "The Koran Needs to be Flushed" on a church sign

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an interesting way to evangelize about God's Love & Grace

Lovelace said he felt it was the work of God to display the sign and that no one in the church has spoken up against it to him...

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Thursday, 26 May 2005 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Fine, as long as they flush the Bible and the Torah at the same time. Either get rid of all of them or none of them.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Lovelace said that he does not have anything against the flea market that recently opened up down the street from the church.

"I enjoy a good flea market, but if people can be down there at eight o'clock why can't they be at church at 11," he said.

They made a typo in Lovejoy, didn't they?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

GOD LOVES THE FLEAS AS MUCH AS HE LOVES HUMANS

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The Rev. Billy Honeycutt, of the Green River Baptist Association said that he hopes that those who see the sign keep tolerance in mind.

"Respecting religion is important and respecting other people is important," said Honeycutt. "Hopefully, a lot of people will have that thought when they see the sign."


A nice try to turn the whole issue upside down...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Destroying religion is considerably more important.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 26 May 2005 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.simpsonspark.com/images/whitepages/lovejoy_timothy.jpg

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 26 May 2005 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus is a prophet in islam, so to desecrate the Koran is to desecrate the only supporting evidence for his existence.

lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't he mentioned in the works of Josephus?

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(in any case, something written 600 years after an event happened is hardly a primary source of information on it)

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a problem with desecration in all its forms or is it a matter of context? ie when editions of the koran get pulped, is that desecration?

N_RQ, Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

In the eyes of some Muslims, yes. As I understand it, extremist Muslim theologians claim that anything with words from the Koran written on it is holy, and misusing it is desecration.

(this is from: my memory of the news story about the Taliban banning paper bags, in case one had a Koranic quote written on it and was then thrown away)

caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 26 May 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Muslims are also encouraged to read the Torah and the Bible and treat them with similar respect because they are all considered holy books. But of course, with so much animosity between fervent Christians and Muslims in the media now, I think both sides just don't want to learn or tolerate anything about the other anymore.

Roz (Roz), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe the person who put up the sign was trying to save the sewer people.

diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 26 May 2005 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The Rev. Billy Honeycutt, of the Green River Baptist Association said that he hopes that those who see the sign keep tolerance in mind.

"Respecting religion is important and respecting other people is important," said Honeycutt. "Hopefully, a lot of people will have that thought when they see the sign."

And presumably react thusly: "Those guys at the Sandy Bay Baptist Association are a bunch of assholes! Not like the nice men at the Green River Baptist Association"

"Our creed as a Christian, or a Protestant, or a Baptist church -- of course we don't have a creed but the bible -- but we do have the Baptist faith and message that says that we should cling to the 66 books of the Holy Bible and any other book outside of that claiming to know the way of God or claiming to be God's word is automatically written off and is trying to defeat people from the way of true righteousness inside of our viewpoint in how we view the word of God," Lovelace said.

Ouch. Say what you like about the Catholics, but when we're finished training a priest, at least they can string a fucking sentence together.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

But of course, with so much animosity between fervent Christians and Muslims in the media now, I think both sides just don't want to learn or tolerate anything about the other anymore.

yeah, the media is *definitely* to blame here (wtf?)

N_RQ, Thursday, 26 May 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "The Koran Needs to be Flushed" vs. "God Hates Gays"/"Fags Will Burn in Hell"/etc

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

N_RQ, I meant that the media right now do seem to be playing the Christian or rather, America versus entire Muslim world card right now - Indonesians staging Anti-US riots in reaction to stories about Koran desecration, alleged abuse of Muslim prisoners in Guatanamo Bay, not to mention Iraq, Muslim terrorists, Osama bin Laden etc. Not to say Christianity = America, but more like Islam is painted somehow as being Anti-US and therefore anti-Christian.

I do think that a lot of world events and their coverage in the media is to blame for a lot of anti-Islamic sentiment right now among Christian groups and vice versa.

Roz (Roz), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't he mentioned in the works of Bosephus?

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like it to be that easily remedied, but islam isn't exactly being 'painted as' anti-christian (or indeed anti-semitic). a positive depiction of islam wouldn't change fundamentals like the firmly held view (not perception) that 'the west' 'has no business' in the middle east, ie saudi arabia, iraq and, espeically, israel. with the reporting of US torture, well, it's just that: reporting. the US should not torture people. that way they wouldn't get the bad publicity.

N_Rq, Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

If they want other people to treat the Koran with respect, most ulemas should repudiate fatwas which threaten the right to free speech (i.e. death threats for Rushdie etc...), a right I hold sacred. It always seems to be a one way street with religious fanatics. People like Lovelace convinced me at an early age that I wanted nothing to do with organized religion.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

well ya know... in a country like morocco, you go to jail if you seriously talk to someone about any other religion besides islam.

but it's all perception... the muslims see the koran as an idol, an actual representation of God to some degree. that's heavy. it's like explosives you treat with care or else everyone around who didn't stop it from being desecrated or harmed is fucked. they are legimately worried about their destination in the afterlife.

a christian going to jail in morocco for talking about jesus is surely facing injustice but not eternal damnation in their mind. i guess if the jail had a lot of hot prison sex and they turned away from god or something then it'd be sort of a comparable act.

what that means for free speech i don't know tho. mr. flush the koran redneck dude definitely has the right to say what he wants, but we certainly should have the right to call him and asshole and complain and bug the hell out of him. it's not stomping on his free speech to call him a jackass.

question, do free speech rights give a person license to incite a riot? (i'm not sure i know how to answer that.) the religious rights of satanists don't grant them the ability to sacrifice a virgin, assuming that's something they like to do.
m.

msp (mspa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

question, do free speech rights give a person license to incite a riot?

It's illegal to yell "fire" in a theater.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but the propensity to be incited to riot is self-indulgent and selfish.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure Morocco is the example you're looking for, msp. On a federal level they seem proud enough of their history of (relative) religious tolerance, enough that they put up some official opposition to popular radicals. And in terms of religious evangelism -- didn't a coalition of American groups just run a massive Christian rock festival there?

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Fact check: they did, despite some clerical bitching and moaning, and with the cooperation of the Moroccan government, though they're possibly just trying to divert evangelicals' interest in the state of Western Sahara.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

things may have changed since i last knew. i know a moroccan christian (former muslim) who has been to jail. it's one thing to talk about christianity... but to attempt conversion or proselytize is a big no no...

a little google action.... from here:

http://www-rohan.sdsu.edu/faculty/rwinslow/africa/morocco.html

"Islamic law and tradition call for strict punishment for any Muslim who converts to another faith. Citizens who convert to Christianity and other religions sometimes face social ostracism, and in the past a small number have faced short periods of questioning by the authorities. Voluntary conversion is not a crime under the Criminal or Civil Codes; however, the authorities have jailed some converts on the basis of references to Koranic law. Any attempt to induce a Muslim to convert is illegal. Foreign missionaries either limit their proselytizing to non-Muslims or conduct their work quietly."

so you're right about morocco. nyt had an article about that rock show you're talking about. that's crazy. i guess this is what you do to prove to certain other countries that you're civil. or something.
m.

msp (mspa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Apostasy has usually been dangerous in Xtian countries too until rather recently.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 May 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/25/AR2005052501395.html

looks like Korans actually WERE flushed...

kf, Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

My sacred text can beat up your sacred text.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i know it's not funny... but did anybody else clicking on that wp link get the life insurance banner ad with the little girl holding her face in shock? seemed WAY too appropriate for that article.
m.

msp (mspa), Thursday, 26 May 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently, he's since backpedaled & apologized for it.

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Friday, 27 May 2005 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

SATAN, I DAMN THEE! You goddamnmuthafuckinshiteatincocksuckin'sonofab--can I get a fuckin' A?

Ian Riese-Moraine's Plateau Rouge! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 27 May 2005 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/11843145_F_tn.jpg

Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Friday, 27 May 2005 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

As in "without felony convictions"?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 27 May 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

this 'burn the koran' story is the most retarded thing to have come out of america since... the twin towers mosque

everyone comes out of this looking like an idiot

who is behind making this a story? why in god's name is obama weighing in (and disastrously so)?

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

difficult not to weigh in once the national news are giving this ding dong attention? Unless you weigh in to say "STFU you ding dong"

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

if he'd said 'this is retarded' it would be ok. but he's saying some bullshit about how we shouldn't offend people of different faiths. of course, he *would*, am i right.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

I assume there's legitimate concern that this shit will have irl consequences tho and he probly feels he ought to try to defuse that.

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

that what he says, yeah. i just heard some guy saying the people of pakistan will be outraged, etc. would have thought they have enough on their plate?

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

People who enjoy getting outraged will get outraged no doubt, but this seems less like DNFTT and more like Do Not Kick the Troll Really Hard in the Balls

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

"this" meaning hilarious book-burnings

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

the florida guy is the real troll, and the media fed him, and they must have some reason to. otherwise it's just a guy burning some books and no-one hearing of it.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

Well of course but how are there not gonna be sections of the American media that are happy to incite this?

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

British, meet America. America, British.

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/beatles-burning.jpg

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

^^^totally understand

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

Icky preacher shares a name with the founder of ESM and a Python, which is bringing hollow LOLs.

Would kick his balls myself if I could reach.

maintenant avec plus de fromage (suzy), Thursday, 9 September 2010 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

don't see any harm in obama just saying 'this guy's a dick of the highest order'. if he's gone any deeper into it i think it's prob unnecessary.

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

The reactions to the planned event were not confined to the U.S. Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood also weighed in on the issue, calling the Koran burning "insanity."

"This is insanity, the man is a criminal behaving outside of any religion," Muslim Brotherhood spokesman Mohamed Mursi told the German news agency DPA.

He compared Jones, the church leader behind the planned event, to a man walking around with a loaded gun threatening to shoot people.

"The greater responsibility for this issue lies with the U.S. government, and with the United Nations," Mursi said.

"We call on all Muslims to put pressure on their governments to expel U.S. ambassadors and to boycott U.S. products until the U.S. government takes action against this heinous crime," he said.

Calling Jones a "lunatic," Mursi said plans to burn the book holiest to Muslims "threatens peace and stability at an international level."

what a world

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

In an interview with ABC television, Mr Obama said he hoped Mr Jones "understands that what he's proposing to do is completely contrary to our values as Americans, that this country has been built on the notion of freedom and religious tolerance".

this is where he went wrong imo. if they think this puts US forces at risk, ok, but that's already been said, and not by the freakin president. but otherwise this is kind of the 00s version of piss christ.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

Where do incitement laws stand on this? I'd have thought that could be fairly applied.

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

otherwise this is kind of the 00s version of piss christ.

― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:32 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

how dare u

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit it's not even the 00s n e more is it

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

i think there was more to piss christ than an obnoxious act of hate tbh

the cusses of 2 live crew (stevie), Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

nice try tho

the cusses of 2 live crew (stevie), Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

that's completely irrelevant to what obama is saying

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try _reading_ books instead of _burning_ them!"

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

Sadly, conservative asstards are using this as an opportunity to say, "Well, of course he has the right to burn the Koran, but that doesn't mean he should. It's an unnecessary provocation JUST LIKE BUILDING A MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO AM I RIGHT HIGH FIVE!"

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

...DEVELOPING..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/sep/10/florida-pastor-cancels-burn-qur-an-anniversary-9-11

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

^ no burn notice

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

that what he says, yeah. i just heard some guy saying the people of pakistan will be outraged, etc. would have thought they have enough on their plate?

― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:39 (Yesterday)

you'd think so, but given what happened with those shitty danish cartoons i wouldn't be so sanguine

i'd rather obama simply 'this will cause americans to die' than sermonize abt tolerance etc to a load of ppl who have a pathological hatred for him

nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

*simply said*

nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

frankly they shouldn't have even given this dude the time of day, let alone had robert gates call him.

by another name (amateurist), Friday, 10 September 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/2eg62b7.jpg

Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Friday, 10 September 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure they got the first two words out of sequence there

k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 September 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

Wait this dude has a Monty Python name but is really Yosemite Sam?!

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Friday, 10 September 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)


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