Mia Farrow's son -- Ronan Seamus Farrow -- really creeps me out!

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They're on MSNBC right now. He's incredibly well spoken for however old he is. They're talking about UNICEF and he's wildly wordly and savvy and earnest and, I'm sure, good hearted....but man.....he gives me the heebiejeebies.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

Is he Woody's son?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

Does he want to use UNICEF for evil purposes?

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Oh, does that have something to do with why you're creeped out?

Sundar (sundar), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

Mia Farrow has a puppet face.

Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

Ah, so that's what happened to Maxwell Demon.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

That pic -- though well creepy -- doesn't do his inherent creepiness justice.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

He looks like Kim Basinger.

Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

He looks like he was photoshopped into that picture.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

He also comes across as incredibly pious, righteous and sincere, as if he's undergone a severe humorectomy.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 May 2005 03:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

I don't think he'd do well in prison.

Nancy Zerg, Saturday, 14 May 2005 04:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

That depends on your definition of "well".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 May 2005 04:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

he has nice lips. hmm how old did you say he was?

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 14 May 2005 04:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

He is Woody Allen's son! I know about it because I read Mia Farrow's autobio. You should read that if you're interested, it's really much, much more revealing than you'd expect. I wanted to know everything and I kind of found out more than I even wanted to know. I would repeat all the things I thought were interesting here but that would feel strange.

But Woody Allen is completely estranged from him.

m.., Saturday, 14 May 2005 05:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

Is he the child whose name Mia changed from Satchell?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 14 May 2005 05:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

He looks like Kim Basinger.

I was thinking Scarlett Johansson

()ops (()()ps), Saturday, 14 May 2005 05:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

He doesn't look half as creepy as Mia.

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

(And not just because Mia is old. She's always been vaguely creepy. I just watched Zelig again the other night, and she was not as creepy there as in some movies, but still.)

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

my ex used to know him. She said he was humorless.

Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh isn't he s'posed to be very clever, finished high school early and went on to study law at some ivy league college?

nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Saturday, 14 May 2005 06:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

christ,this aggressive irish-identity-assertion...like that distances her from woody. the whole idea that names constitute identity is more woodyesque than anything

ciaran o'shaughnessy, Saturday, 14 May 2005 10:54 (9 years ago) Permalink


yes, because there is no other purpose to Irish names, other than avoiding being taken for a Jew.

april showers etc. (dymaxia), Saturday, 14 May 2005 11:03 (9 years ago) Permalink


Granted, 'Ronan Seamus' is over the top, but....

april showers etc. (dymaxia), Saturday, 14 May 2005 11:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

Alex you have totally made this kid up! There are no matches on google for "Ronan Seamus Farrow" or even "Ronan Farrow".

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 14 May 2005 11:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

yes, because there is no other purpose to Irish names, other than avoiding being taken for a Jew.

Renaming your kids in the narrowest tune to your own lineage when they're what, like 8 years old, just after finding out their father (who had annointed them in his singular way) is screwing your adopted child...you're claiming she had motives other than to distance herself from him?

siobhan o'malley, Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

plus he was named after black US baseball player Satchell Paige! judging from the pic, I doubt "being taken for a Jew" was much of a concern here.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

connect the dots people. he's not woody allen's kid.

-child of mia farrow
-strangely well-spoken, mature beyond his years, knowledgeable of word events
-jerky

he's rosemary's baby!!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

Well, he has his father's eyes.

Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

Actually Ronan up there in his hermaphroditical way reminds me of nobody more than Mr. B Natural:


Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

i wonder if he vanity-googles!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

Your search - "ronan seamus farrow" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.

we're totally going to be the only result!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

rosemary's baby is gonna get us!!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

I have the dark power of my hair to protect me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

well i freakin' don't!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

The time is now. Find a wig.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

The googling goes much better if you search for "Seamus Farrow".

Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 14 May 2005 16:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

knowledgeable of word events

he is a poet

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 May 2005 17:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

He has the bee-stung lips of young Macauly Culkin.

M J, Saturday, 14 May 2005 18:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

he looks like natalie portman.

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

he wears a coat of many colours.

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

A COAT OF MANY COLOURS!

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Somebody make him stop looking at me that way!

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

He looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 14 May 2005 22:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

Awwww!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 14 May 2005 23:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

He looks just like Mia in Rosemary's Baby, even the haircut is the same.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Sunday, 15 May 2005 00:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

see?!

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 15 May 2005 15:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

8 months pass...
We're the seventh hit, actually.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 23:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

A reasonable placement.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 23:37 (8 years ago) Permalink

?

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 23:43 (8 years ago) Permalink

bah he has a look of FS but i can't prove it by optics

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 23:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

A bad attitude. I know it when I see it and you've got it too WilliamC so cool it.

james franco, Sunday, 2 March 2014 19:38 (7 months ago) Permalink

basic lesson in courting defiance

Aimless, Sunday, 2 March 2014 19:41 (7 months ago) Permalink

james franco/fonzie don't you have an office/bathroom to go to

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 March 2014 20:32 (7 months ago) Permalink

seriously though, back to the matter at hand. no more distractions. i think ronan farrow looks more like frank sinatra than woody allen. what do you guys think?

james franco, Sunday, 2 March 2014 23:24 (7 months ago) Permalink

Frank Sinatra will come wherever the fuck he wants, James

politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Monday, 3 March 2014 00:30 (7 months ago) Permalink

Saw Ronan on television for the first time ever thought he definitely has Sinatra's eyes (and more) but once he started talking, his voice...and the way he holds himself, totally raised by Woody Allen.

*tera, Monday, 3 March 2014 04:19 (7 months ago) Permalink

sinatra's eyes, woody's mannerisms... he's like the perfect human!

a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Monday, 3 March 2014 04:21 (7 months ago) Permalink

Ha!

*tera, Monday, 3 March 2014 04:31 (7 months ago) Permalink

He showed up in the credits for "The Wind Rises". There's nowhere to hide from him tbh

polyphonic, Monday, 3 March 2014 06:58 (7 months ago) Permalink

lord of the files (Crabbits), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 02:58 (7 months ago) Permalink

^"gets it"

james franco, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 05:21 (7 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

apparently this referred to BASE jumpers but....

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:49 (7 months ago) Permalink

Wow. Just...wow.

Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:51 (7 months ago) Permalink

love the innocence of the twitter bird logo

nauru, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:53 (7 months ago) Permalink

huge lol

balls, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 19:19 (7 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

ahahaha

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 19:18 (6 months ago) Permalink

Team Ronan Daily

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 22:06 (6 months ago) Permalink

He showed up in the credits for "The Wind Rises". There's nowhere to hide from him tbh

― polyphonic, Monday, March 3, 2014 12:58 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huh? where? how?

espring (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 23:26 (6 months ago) Permalink

Fading Gigolo made 40,000 per screen in five theaters this weekend. So apparently the Upper East Side still loves Woody.

da croupier, Monday, 21 April 2014 16:16 (6 months ago) Permalink

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:00 (6 months ago) Permalink

Send us a short video telling us why you are beautiful and I will mentally undress you

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Monday, 28 April 2014 18:04 (6 months ago) Permalink

send me a short video telling me why i am beautiful

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

gotta be a shop

goole, Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

that's what they've done to its eyes

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

lyfe choices

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:10 (5 months ago) Permalink

so the john tuturro movie with woody in the starring role is sneaking out this week, I just learned. think it will get any attention?

akm, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:22 (5 months ago) Permalink

Fading Gigolo made 40,000 per screen in five theaters this weekend. So apparently the Upper East Side still loves Woody.

― da croupier, Monday, April 21, 2014 12:16 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:28 (5 months ago) Permalink

one of those theaters is on the West Side

the ad quotes say he is "charming"

S Zacharek liked it, what a horrid traitor to her gender and the truth

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:34 (5 months ago) Permalink

damn time to close up shop and go home, a woman disagreed thereby negating every single one that didn't

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 2 May 2014 23:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

morbz have u ever said "i have a black friend" y/n

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 2 May 2014 23:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

fuck your face

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:08 (5 months ago) Permalink

<3

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:27 (5 months ago) Permalink

"you've always been the caretaker"

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:21 (5 months ago) Permalink

this is some Jodie Foster/Mel Gibson shit

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:28 (5 months ago) Permalink

balls, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:29 (5 months ago) Permalink

Josh Marshall ‏@joshtpm 1h -- WTF!? Now Ronan Farrow's getting appointed exec editor of the Times? That's just not right. Can you believe this?

lol, waht?

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:22 (5 months ago) Permalink

i feel like his TV show kind of burst the hype bubble about him being this crazy savant, he's just a smug asshole rushing to the lowest common denominator like everyone else on cable news.

display name changed. (amateurist), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:53 (5 months ago) Permalink

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

So this NYT story "A Master of Illusion Endures: For Woody Allen's Next Trick, Shrugging Off Bad Publicity" (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/20/movies/for-woody-allens-next-trick-shrugging-off-bad-publicity.html) doesn't mention Dylan Farrow until halfway through, pretty much only to brush off concerns that the controversy will impact his box office, and is mostly a glowing profile of Allen and his films, pretty cool pretty cool

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:01 (3 months ago) Permalink

this thing is creepy right from the title - what a guy to praise in terms of his ability to deceive.

da croupier, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:23 (3 months ago) Permalink

like even if you believe he's innocent, or just want to talk about his films as films, it's still extremely poor taste to defiantly valorize him in these "oh what a brilliantly pleasing but fraudulent stories he tells! What a trickster!" terms.

da croupier, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

NYT coverage of him has been nauseating for about a decade, do keep up

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:28 (3 months ago) Permalink

what happened in 2004

da croupier, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:31 (3 months ago) Permalink

did the grey lady's worm turn on melinda and melinda or match point

da croupier, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:31 (3 months ago) Permalink

match point

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:32 (3 months ago) Permalink

i really like emma stone. i think i am going to see this movie.

Treeship, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:35 (3 months ago) Permalink


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