2) Change a tire.
3) In an episode of "Trippin" that turns into a strange homage to "There's Something About Mary," she gets monkey spunk in her hair. Bemused, she asks her native guide, "Do they always do that?"
― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Monkeyspunk Television? Who Knew? (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― dan m (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link
the really weird thing about her doing those is that SHE HAS NO ASS.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Some decisions will have to be made in the editing room, obv.
― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aaron A., Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link
"Here we come...."
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aaron A., Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cameron Diaz, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aaron A., Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost!
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link
x-post
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Playboy is *all* about full frontal nudity as money shot.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Roman (Roman), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link
It's not about how big a girl's bust is, it is about how she carries herself. Some of the hottest women in history have had small busts. Go fuck yourself - Diaz is a fox.
― NamC-, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Paris is too busy fucking with Paris to have his kids. (I kid you not.)
― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link
You're dangerously close to invoking t*b g*rl here.
― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link
Yeah, this sort of judgemental horseshit about what a woman's breasts should or should not look like strikes me as misogynistic.
Like you'd turn down Diaz anyway. You'd fucking cut of your right leg to have a girl half as hot as her.
― Nam_C, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Cameron Diaz's body isn't why she's totally nonhot, and you better watch it with that joker mouth nonsense, sailor!
― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link
No, in fact I think they should be subject to forcible breast enlargement surgery and big-assification and required to read a steady diet of Andrea Dworkin and Katherine McKinnon while recovering/waiting for the swelling to go down.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Kelly (kelly), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link
*snicker*
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 21 April 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 21 April 2005 11:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Thursday, 21 April 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 21 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link
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just sayin
― carne asada, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
not safe for wishing
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
So no-one had 'feed A-Rod popcorn'?
― pandemic, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
Heh heh, I'll tell you what I'd like to see her do...
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
Kabuki Theater
that would be very interesting