i have not been to a dentist in probably 10 years

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oh. so this is no cosmetic dentistry we're talking about here.

seriously, dont go with gold.

sunny successor, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, I don't think I will. I kinda want to get a new laptop instead. Plus a gold tooth won't really make me a pirate.

jel --, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm having a gold crown fitted on a the NHS tomorrow.

fingers crossed.

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

I made my first appt. for a checkup since...um...maybe the first Bush administration. Bush 41. Possibly early Clinton years.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

you'll be fine. you'll just have some cavities to fill, maybe a route canal or two. nothing could be so bad. just don't fuck up your gums, they hate that.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I just made my first appointment since 2005! Been flossing though.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i went for the first time in 3+ years a couple of weeks ago. no cavities, but they did do a whole hell of a lot of scraping.

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh i hate that, and then all the blood :/

Surmounter, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

PS what's with all my girlfriends getting these caps when they were little? it's like, no wonder you never had any cavities. "sealants" or something. wtf is that, why did i never hear of that?

Surmounter, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

> they did do a whole hell of a lot of scraping

I anticipate the use of a circular sander.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

i think i got sealants in my molars at some point in high school?

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

that prolly would've helped me in my chips ahoy or bust phase

Surmounter, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i also have a cap over my front bottom tooth where my sister threw a rock at me and knocked it out (one of my first permanent teeth). it was all because i wouldn't let her listen to my michael jackson thriller album. i would shut my door and turn the volume on my turntable so low that i would have to lay my head right against the speaker (no headphones) to hear it. the rock was indoors because her 4 year old sunday school class had decorated them with felt & glitter to say "Jesus Loves Me".

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

That is a great story and needs to go in the mini family anecdotes thread.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i went this week to a new dentist. she is so hot, and so is the dental assistant. and i'm fucking sitting there with my mouth open, gums out, drooling all over the place.

cutty, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

you should have made your desire for them a little less obvious

the gush of yesterday (omar little), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

bahahaha

Surmounter, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

It's been a good 4+ years for me. I'm finally seeing a student at OHSU day after tomorrow. I take good care of my teeth but they feel a little achy overall...

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

hey people in the US/AUS,

if you need a lot of dental work done, like over $1000, we have found a really good dentist here in Cusco (Peru). A round trip for two weeks from the US is around $700. I just got a new crown for $80 (!) and three fillings for $100. That would have been around $1200 from my dentist in the states. So even with the plane ticket you come out ahead.

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

that actually sounds kind of fun. take a vacation to peru, get all your dental work done and then blow the money you saved on a good time.

Surmounter, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

that's what I'm sayin! I'll be happy to give the info to any interested parties, the dude is a total professional.

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

wehre did he go though, peru dental school?

cutty, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

looks like it, yeah. he's got a bunch of diplomas etc on his wall.

my gf is there right now getting two new crowns put in.

sleeve, Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

wow you guys are just goin crazy

Surmounter, Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ this is pretty common, btw. def knew ppl that went to like costa rica for dental work, cuz it was cheap and you got a vacation out of it

i went to the dentist a few weeks ago after....2 years? 28 years and still no cavities, suckas. the dental asst said i brush too hard, maybe :-/

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

ohh yea like the enamel is wearing off? i've started to think about that too lately -- i can be kind of an excitable brusher

Surmounter, Thursday, 29 January 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

i am going to the dentist.
my tooth BROKE!!!!!
there was an old filling that was always strange. i felt a tiny crack in it last week and then sunday the back corner FELL OFF. WTF?
estimate for crown is $$$$$$ i am screwed.

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

shit i wanna go to peru for this stuff! sister is there now, i'd have a place to stay.

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Double extraction tomorrow. One of 'em is a molar split in half. The other is a supernumerary. VICODIN WEEKEND!

Oilyrags, Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i wish there was a way to get vicodin out of this.

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

instead all my student loan $ for the semester will go to paying it off instead of redecorating my house :((((

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

girl, i feel your pain. i'm sorry. but this will make you stronger.

Surmounter, Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

fucking better

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

you'll at least get hydrocodone tza. V expensive hydrocodone.

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link

for a crown?

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link

eastern europe is the big destination for dental holidays here. sofia is the most common spot, i think. will do it some day, just get them all ripped out and replaced clark gable stylee.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

well, if the tooth broke im assuming root canal but i could be very wrong

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

also, sedation dentists will give you valium the night before your appt and a whole cocktail of benzos to take on the day

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

actually not sure a root canal is necessary bc of the way the filling is there. god, i hope a root canal is not necessary.... al;ksdgj :(

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

just dont become the guy my dentist told me about who started knocking his teeth out for the codiene/benzos

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

it might not be. im no dentist.

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

it won't be. root canal is for decay, usually, no?

oy valium

Surmounter, Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i actually am in possession of some valium but valium is no vicodin.

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

prague is apparently a top destination for cheap dental work too - by best friend and her husband took a 'dentistry' holiday their awhile back.

just1n3, Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i love how everybody's known all about these dentist holidays and i never had a clue

Surmounter, Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

right? i love multitasking! i should have been on this.

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

its like the old days when women went to some alpine spa in europe to have a little work done. that always sounded like fun to me.

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

it won't be. root canal is for decay, usually, no?

not always they can also be done for cracked teeth and when i had a tooth knocked out i had to have a double root canal done because of the infection.

also tza you may not want to read this but i had to have the procedure done w/o any anaesthetic becuase the infection made it ineffective and it was, by a really wide margin, the most painful moment in my life

Trigga Happy Fraiser (Lamp), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i do not think it is infected. that is why i am getting it taken care of NOW.

yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

way to turn it back into a nightmare thread lamp eugh

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link


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