the face analyzer

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you submit a photograph and it tells you stuff. you can see what it has to say about me after the cut, and the photo i used [i knocked the background out of an existing one]. the first time around it told me i was 93% korean & 3% chinese! wtf?

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos6.flickr.com/7898388_c85c174aae_m.jpg

59% middle eastern
41% southern european

Intelligence 6.2
Risk 4.6
Ambition 6.0
Gay Factor 1.4
Honor 4.8
Politeness 5.6
Income 6.3
Sociability 5.5
Promiscuity 3.2

YOUR ARCHETYPE: WHITE COLLAR

You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types
You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments of certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types' view of you
Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.

White Collar:
-Slightly more intelligent and ambitious than the Blue collar type.
Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker

Blue collar:
-Less intelligent and less ambitious than White Collar.
Occupation Examples: Auto/Equipment Mechanic, Factory Worker, Electrician

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, codified fascism.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly!

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

codified facism

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a duplicate thread, I'll post the original when search cranks it out.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

kinda silly on my part, because the entire point of fascism is about codification, but anyway. that thing is wrong.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I can do without my face being analysed. Days like this, I don't even want anyone to look at it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Worst internet gimmicky thing ever part 2017: Face Analyzer

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)


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