Does alky-hol really help your sex life?

Whiskey is for talking. Wine is for eating and sexing. Beer is for farting. Rule of thumb.

haha, this reminds me of one night where a female friend of mine unilaterally cut me off out of sympathy to my wife -- "If you have anymore, she won't get any sleep at all."

amendment: Whiskey is for Drinking, with a capital and all that.

PORTER
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery; it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

dammit i found out the cute girl who introduced herself to me last night doesn't drink? is that a problem? i think it's a problem.

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The best arrangement, though, was me-drunk, partner-sober(ish).

wtf? how did that happen?

(it's about six years since I last did that, though)

(Not putting down either the sex or the partner, both of which were actually terrific, just saying, oh dear, ooh er, TMI and I'll be in trouble again for writing this...)

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/00/02/45/09/comedy.jpg

sex while drunk <<<< sex while sober

# of potential sex partners while drunk >>>>>>>> # of potential sex partners while sober

No.

alcohol actually makes me last a lot LONGER. sometimes to the point of not being able to come. Depends how drunk. Can always keep it up, but can't always come. very strange.

-- Stormy Davis (diamond), czwartek, 24 marzec 2005 04:20 (2 years ago)

why hello, hope nothing changed since 2005

::snicker::

And hello to you, too, Polish lurker.

Obviously, alcohol makes it easier to get sex (if your potential sex partners drink too), but it doesn't generally make sex better. That said, if you're with a (relatively) new partner, a moderate amount of alcohol can help you get over the nervousness and clumsiness one often feels in those situations, so that it doesn't stop you from enjoying the sex. With guys, the ultimate result of that nervousness is of course failure to have an erection, but I think ladies can experience related problems too (not getting wet enough, etc). Of course, once you get older and have more sex experience, it'll make you more comfortable with your own body and more in touch what the other person might want and like you to do, so the nervousness also eases.

Here's a related thread I started a while ago:

How do non-drinkers get laid?

Please elaborate on the "etc"

Well, I know that at least some girls can't come if they're feeling nervous. Though this can be a problem to guys too.

I read this thread title as "does hip-hop really help your sex life" somehow.

if your penis is big enough they'll come no matter how nervous

if your penis is big enough they'll come no matter how nervous

-- ken c, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:01 (15 minutes ago) Link

you're wrong.

And hello to you, too, Polish lurker.

-- jaymc, piątek, 21 marzec 2008 03:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

who you be? who you be wit?

how would you know

xpost

PE spam finally invades ILX...

how would YOU know

process of elimination

i'm sure not all the girls i shagged are full of confidence. therefore using modus tollens you can prove that the original statement is true.

yes, but you're wrong

Is it better to have casual sex with or without telling her that's all you want from her?

"It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off." - Macbeth, Act II, scene 3

I was about to say the same though in not such fancy words. heheh

BTW does anyone have the lindsay lohan sex tape? YSI please.

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh nor more;
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny;
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into: Hey nonny, nonny.

i have changed my answer to "no."

i've found that a shot of jameson helps with.. endurance.