Your ideas for inventions to make life more satisfying.

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I would like my food to stick all the time in vending machines so I can vent my stress by hurling a flying kick at it and earn a TASTY reward for my efforts!

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Pants with a fleshlight sown into the crotch!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a hydrogen bomb coated with diamonds

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Condoms that make fire-engine siren noises when you're on the verge of le orgasm.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Women that make fire-engine siren noises when you're on the verge of le orgasm.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

fleshlight

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Something like milk, but sweeter, and mixed with strawberrys, and then frozen.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Those little robots that sweep your floor come equipped with vocal programs that trash talk you with lines from Ludacris songs: "move BITCH get out the way get out the way!" etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Retroactive birth control.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

An animated gif printing press.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

TRAGEDY STRIKES SHATNER RANCH, 9 DEAD
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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Night-vision contact lenses!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Foosball tables that have little boot-on-a-stick dealies like in cartoons that pop out and kick the looser in the balls at the end of the game.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

These are all very life-improving, I think.

― sugarpants: the luscious ingenue (sugarpants), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

heated toilet seats

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

for some reason i'm reminded of this Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Speed bumps that, once you're over them, they shoot your car forward at breakneck speeds.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Personal micro-satellites that hover in the atmosphere above you, electronically tethered to you just beyond the range of carcinogenic radiation, insuring that you always get an excellent cellphone signal. Oh, and they could smite your enemies.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Also, an anti-magnetic cow-catcher device affixed to the front bumper of my car, sweeping all obstructions out of my way.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

And a weapon-grade megaphone for inducing eardrum-bleed in other drivers. In case the cowcatcher fails.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

And some sort of metal tube through which a small, hard projectile could be fired at irritants, puncturing them.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

If the last one were made to fire at a rapid rate, you could perforate the irritants.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

A strip on one's forehead that goes redder when one is more sexually excited.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

five years pass...

― Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 3 November 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

A savoury/non-sweet alcoholic drink that isn't as heavy as tomato juice.

― Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 3 November 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

A strip on one's forehead that goes redder when one is more sexually excited.
― Scourage (Haberdager), Monday, August 21, 2006 1:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 3 November 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

Can a fairly specific idea for a website be patented?

― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 7 May 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

provided you make a public, indexable mockup, i think there's legal precedent for FIRSTing.

― Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 May 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

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