I am drunk

I'm actually not that drunk, I only had like 4 margaritas and like 2 beers, jesus. Calm down, people.

FTR, no hangover, just odd balance.

Ned, I like being a lightweight. If I survive the Vomit Launch - sorry, I mean Picnic In The Sky - I shall consider it a kind of baptism for atheists.

Beer is vile because it gives me two-day headaches and and most pint- drinking men I know get their eunuch handles by age 25 because of it.

Never works, tho.

He always struck me as far too vain to live with being a baldie for very long...

Thanks for the information Suzy, it more than makes up for me having to relive my childhood traumas by mentioning midwestern girls with feather-cuts and forenza sweaters.

TRANSPLANTILLAZ!

Can't wait to see him at the next showbiz soiree. "Hiya D, are you on drugsImeanPLUGS?"

Like deep fried cheese curds with ketchup, a Minnesota classic.

No, it's more a case of trying to forget! The scary thing is, I still see this hairstyle (though admittedly it's a rare occaison) once in awhile. Minnesota has nothing on Michigan in this department.

Perhaps Damon can fashion his newfound hair into a Claw. It would be the most original thing he has ever done.

WTF? drunk

And what a drunk thread to revive as well.

How did stet manage to register a new email address/username while drunk? I had to retype those unclear fuzzy letters twice already and that was when I was sober!

It is a special Scottish talent. (That or he planned it in advance.)

stet is king of ilx, he can do anything!

(how come Ned the king of "we've done this already, lock thread, post here plz" used to be "nah, doesn't matter that we've done this before, bring on teh new threads"? What a weird and different world it must have been in 2001)

I am mildly tipsy, so I get to post here

how come Ned the king of "we've done this already, lock thread, post here plz" used to be "nah, doesn't matter that we've done this before, bring on teh new threads"?

9/11 changed everything.

we've done this already, lock thread, post here plz

o wiat, no am drunk, didn't mean it!

I might be buzzed after this beer. But then the headache I've had all day might prevent that from happening. My guy has gone out for the night. I'm alone with some freshly made salsa and COPS reruns.

I have no salsa, nor TV, nor guy. Hmm.

:(

What happened to your drunk login?

it's still here, have you fixed teh headache? i recommend getting teh drunkk

It's getting a little better. I want to try to write but the more beers I have the worse. Also getting drunk solo is sort of teh lame.

Also getting drunk solo is sort of teh lame.

Naw, it's teh fun!

haha, well I've been plenty lame in my life. . .Also I would like to be able to roffle at my guy when he's hungover in the morning which obv won't happen if I'm also hungover.

One of the nation's largest motorcycle rally's is in town tonight. He went downtown to meet his biker friend and observe the debauchery. And now COPS is over. :(

Oh now it's on a different channel! hurrah!

but how does it make you feel, treeship?

I feel invested in the movie i am watching.

Also i feel a paradoxical sense of urgency about making positive life changes combined with an overriding sense of conplacency, and investment in this film about mishima.

i just talked to my across-the-hall neighbor. and, he's... gorgeous and gay and 20. i just asked if i could tag along, tonight. i doubt that he'll let me. he only did one time, on the first weekend. i need a haircut. and, i'm wearing my older sister's large lucky jeans and u-m hoodie. i'm already real gone, and my plea ended with, "i'll put on good clothes if you want to go out with me."

i'll get dressed in case. i know that i'm older (i've admitted i'm 27 before, reasons why i began school late, etc.) but, he's really cool, and i'm desperate for companionship. i hope he comes get me. i can be fun, too! i'll get dressed in case.

i'm gonna fall asleep v. drunk and half-crying again. i tried. i'll probably go to the liquor store once more. i do try to be normal, sometimes though. i'll try not to post again.

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Loneliness

http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/3/39/Deal-With-Loneliness-Step-6.jpg/550px-Deal-With-Loneliness-Step-6.jpg

no need to be desperate boy slayer, bet you're worth it underneath all that self-deprecation. 27 isn't that old btw. though it probably is to a 20 yo! i remember when i was 23 i got with a 29 yo woman and i thought she was an adult with a capital A. little did I know.

lol. so immature. i pass for 21-22 most days. it's just... i'm in a shitty housing situation, always lonely, and my loneliness is only exacerbated by being around all of these young people. i mean, i kind of look like them, but, i don't really feel anything like them, anymore...?

anyway, it'll be better when i'm back on the university operated apartments, in a few weeks. i just ended up here because, 1: wanted to gain summer credits, and 2: i was too lazy to deal with a sub-lease. anyway, he's probably more 'mature' than me, anyway.

and, yes, i know that i REALLY should not be here, should not care, etc. but i am here, and i'm extremely lonely. it sucks.

anyway. yeah, i did drink a pint so far tonight. thankfully, i'm not insane like usual. pretty ok. still feeling like a normal person.

you should be here. this thread is for drunk postings and your posts are very much in that genre.

27 isn't too old to go after 20 y/o fwiw. 27 isn't too old for anything. an example of an old age is 96.

not after him, lol. just wanna tag along. i think he's still over there and figuring tonight out. i'm trying to play it cool. my door is slightly open and i'm playing sally shapiro.

mishima seems like he was fucked. he intuited early on that to be devoted to Beauty meant that he could never seriously engage with life like a normal person, and yet persisted in his devotion to Beauty anyway, citing byron and others.

romanticism has fucking killed people.

thanks guys.

anyway, it'll be cool if i'm in again tonight. i've probably only been so insane the last few weeks for the cause of idle hands. so much to do, the next few weeks, a good 40 pages or so. won't slip tonight no matter what, and won't allow myself to humiliate myself as usual. it's good.

you're fine man. you are articulate and you pull off desperation with panache which is key.

mishima, though. have you read anything by mishima? or seen the film?

well, i will soon! thanks. night friend.

c ya.

A woooooooo

i drank a lot of wine tonight. whoopee!

welp. in keeping with my effort to get drunk every single day and humiliate myself, here is the concluding paragraph of a paper i submitted a few hours ago. (i am drunk as usual, and do not understand why i am doing this. i hope that it entertains someone?)

i only post it because i am really pissed at myself about it. this is the first time that i have ever written gibberish in a paper. i mean, i kind of just gave up by the time i got to the end. i mean, i know what it means, but, it is useless. i hope i get an f.

Chronological records of events do not exist for all histories, especially social ones. A single representation of an history or identity is simply not enough in most cases, and even if we must rely upon several partial histories of events or identities, these added representations still serve to give more narrative coherence to the chronicle. In Regeneration, some representations are given form and body in characters that are loosely historically based, while other representations are based upon entirely fictional characters that serve only to inspire the historical imagination. Whether through the eyes of the historical Siegfried Sassoon, or through those of the fictional Billy Prior, it is useful to view WWI and the postwar experience from the perspective of either character. The characters in Pat Barker’s Regeneration create new frameworks of memory within which we can re-imagine, reinterpret, and more accurately remember World War I and its long lasting effects.

also, sometimes i want to drop out of school and become a fucking artist.*

*i am drunk, by the way.

also: "an history". it's a british thing, but the prof. is british! also, just, drunk, and posting this shit to embarrass myself so i don't ever write anything so shitty again.

you're an undergrad right? you'll probably get an A.

like, that is just a simple, true statement -- it's useful to consider multiple firsthand perspectives because an objective, external view onto history is impossible, a chimera -- dragged out over a paragraph, which is what academic writing (often) is.

This paper will probably be checked vs. google for plagiarism and your professor will be reading your posts now.

duuude

don't make boy slayer paranoid that won't happen

This paper will probably be checked vs. google for plagiarism and your professor will be reading your posts now.

― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, August 9, 2013 7:02 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoah. ummm. i should... contact a mod to take it down?

maybe in the morning, i guess. hi, prof. 1SR@3l. now you know i'm a street freak!

I am at the bar alone, again. why won't anyone talk to me?

anyway. . . what a fucked up summer. god. I scared myself there. I love/lurrrve my new apartment, though.

I'm about to ask the bartender for the strongest drink. I hope I make it home safely.

this should be easy for me. I should be able to meet people here. I can't. I have found that my looks mean basically noti

I have found that my looks mean basically nothing. I wish they did. I can't connect. I'm sitting in the corner at the blue Lep at A2 pretending to do something important on my phone. but, I'm just going to drink hard and buy an expensive cab.

the bartender looks at me and I politely nod like I'm in class, lol

thank you ILX, for being generally kind and accepting. I just wish I could connect with someone. fucking Christ. motherfuckers are screaming something about UM against note"re dame. WHO FUCKING CARES? I just care about civilizations upon which our current humanity relies upon. Forget the west. Learn about the northern song, mofos.

so, I'm in a bar, yeah.

hi dayo

I love Barack Obama. I admit it. I'm a fascist. I love him. I keep dropping my cash everywhere.

boy_slayer wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on September 5, 2013

I am dayo

Lincoln, LBJ, Obama.

I'm a history major at The University of Michigan. I love Barack Obama. I am drunk, but I love him. I am very poor; and would rather not specifically explain the ways in which he has helped my family (well, summer pell grants, for one).

seasick, yet still docked

(it's a drunk thread, carne asda. where'd you go to school? comm college, I presume...? good luck, you little jerk.

anyway, and in conversing with actually educated and worthwhile people... what the fuck is up? let's get drunk. smarties

I say this as a former self-medicating lonely college barfly: take care of yourself, man.

why don't they deliver?

i'll be nicer now.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

ah hey, like what you've done with the place. gotta go - it's like i walked into the wrong bar or something. bleurgh.

good luck to all. so long, buddies (and assholes).

(always meant to pm treeship for consoling me a lot, um, well - thank you now)

gotta get the hell outta here. bye.

i might have killed myself, last summer, were it not for Treeship being nice to me and talking me down on at least two specific nights. Someone please pass that along to him/her.

Interpret that however you'd like. I know that my life isn't worth living, and I'm drunk, and having a rough night. Treeship is a genuinely great person. My life isn't worth living, blah. I gotta go. More drinks left. Need to pass out by three, wake up by ten, prepare for a presentation at two.

The way I feel about ILX = "Your Love" by Jamie Principle. I've been here since 2004, but not lately. Need to at least get back to lurking on ILM. So long, motherfuckers. Much love. Goodnight, now.

16 minutes

sup boyslayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2zs1ggDjIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIBBFJqlnIk

whatever happened to allyzay?

I'm on my 14th beer of the night, and I"m just getting started. Come at me, motherfuckers! hahahahahahah

I kind of wish I got hangovers, because it would make drinking like this way less appealing. Don't follow my example, kids.